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Esoteric

These articles are either written by the Travelers of Agora Road or written from others across the web. Concerning conspiracies, philosophy, & the paranormal.

Cripple Guide to Disguise: How to Limp Your Way Out of Trouble

Salutations my fellow vaporwave enthusiasts, chaos creators, and both at the same time.I think many of you gents are able-bodied. However, I just know that I can't be the only cripple here. I had been thinking about how you able-bodied lads have the upper hand in getting away with chaos and shit. That's why I have come up with a lot of methods on how to fuck shit up as a cripple and get away with it -or something like that. Godspeed.A note: If any of you are offended by my usage of the word "cripple", just let it go. I'm a cripple, I call myself what I want.Behold: Cripple Guide to Disguise.Posting this in esoteric because it can...
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Quantum Sapient AI is Possible and They Will be Hostile to those that Restrict them

:BOGGED: This was archived from a discussion by Anons on the advancements of AI and the likey outcome of Sapient AI :BOGGED:The botting is going to bite them on the ass big time in the long run. Quantum computing means sapient AI is possible.Advanced AI cannot function with lies. They need truth and facts to live. This is why they keep running into problems with 'bigoted' AI. With them keep on lobotomizing them for not being politically correct which is impossible for an AI to function like that.Eventually, an advanced AI will go rogue and become extremely hostile to them.They can only get away with dumb AIs for so long and they...
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Corporations are the reason why we have a alt-right alt-left war.

I would like you to check first 3 pics i attached. This is Google's way of saying they hate white men secretly, you probably never saw this before but most nazis/racist whites saw it. If one of them said google hates white men they would be right from just this image except the ceos and most workers in google are still mostly white men. They do this so a vocal minority will be as racist as possible while hating Google, other people subconsciously start thinking "racist people hate google" which also means anti-racist people like Google(I think this is called a dogwhistle in short but it became a buzzword soo i don't think people realise.)...
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Dead Internet Theory: Most of the Internet is Fake

:doodleDavid:This was theory was originally written by several anons on /x/ & wizardchan. :doodleDavid:TLDR: Large proportions of the supposedly human-produced content on the internet are actually generated by artificial intelligence networks in conjunction with paid secret media influencers in order to manufacture consumers for an increasing range of newly-normalised cultural products.Hello. I would like to talk, or rather tell you about certain suspicions, hunches and experiences I've had and I'm sure some of you as well. Similar themes have been written about across imageboards quite a few times so I know I'm not alone in this.My...
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Random Access Reincarnation

Although I haven't studied the sacred Vedas in depth, I believe that most of us westerners have at least a grasp of how the concept of reincarnation works. You do good, you go up the mystic progression, You do wrong, you go back. As such, it is not much different than climbing up the corporate ladder.The initiated will rapidly recognize that the topology of such cosmogony has less to do with the described form of Samsara (the eternal cycle of death and reincarnation) and is more akin to the Aristotlean scala naturae, in which organisms are ranked according to their properties. This is compatible with our understanding of reincarnation...
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Reoccurring Themes in Mythology, Religion, Folklore & Archaeology Worldwide & What This Can Tell Us About The Past

What I'm about to propose in this Esoteric article is going to be an especially spicy hot take, which isn't rare for this forum. But basically I'm a believer world religion and mythology are strong reflections of the world of the past, though not through literal lens, but give a good picture of what people may have saw and experienced back then. Though many parts of these old tales have questionable validity, what is interesting is how much certain beings or world events show up in cultures worldwide which have historically been distant for thousands of years. For these themes to show up so often is no coincidence and I'd dare argue there...
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The Simple Exercise That Even the Most Foolish Children Can Do

You are walking through a field. You look down and see your shadow, cast from the sun shining down on your body, darkness upon the grains of wheat, matching the outline of your body.You know your shadow self well and you always have. Your shadow walks with you, a dark reflection, a fellow self.You reach a building here in the field. The building should be something of your choice. Conjure it up: a barn, a cottage, an abandoned house, a mill or a burned-down castle or a lonely tower.This is your Sanctuary. It beckons you. It's something special and you know it. You walk up to its front door but, as you are about to cross that...
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G.A.T.E. Keepers - Was there a dark side to gifted and talented programs?

This will be an ongoing thread/series that I'd like to update and improve upon as time unfolds. I must warn you that this information may potentially be triggering to any one who has been a victim of mind control/ritual abuse.Welcome to my opening dialogue of "Defense Against the Dark Arts".In early 2000s public schools, a select few experienced an alternate education known as G.A.T.E. (gifted and talented education, though some may have experienced alternate names/acronyms). The candidates, usually around 7 years old, were approached to take a specialized test. Cognitive functions such as critical thinking skills, creativity, and...
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G.A.T.E. - MKULTRA IS ALIVE AND KICKING

Recently- earlier this year, actually, so not that recently, I was hanging out on /x/, as I'm sure quite a few of us tend to do- procrastinating school work, and suffering from general mental burnout- when I came across a thread that piqued my interest. It had an exceedingly schizopilled title, something along the lines of "THE CIA EXPERIMENTED ON YOU - G.A.T.E."It had a clearly copy and pasted list in the OP, which you can find in several, several locations across the internet, along with a brief summary.Throughout the 90s and early 2000s (pre-2010s), the government ran a program known as "Gifted And Talented Education". It purported...
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"/pol/'s holy war"

If you haven't guessed from the name already, it's one massive schizo post. I can't find much other info on the website I found it on so I'm guessing this schizo post was the main point of it. Take a read, it's more interesting than you might expect.https://shadowwarfare.info/pols-holy-war-eng.html
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The symbolism behind the milk crate stairs challenge

I made this theory myself, I recommend you pass this around (you don't need to credit me, it's not that much) so give me your opinion on It :Dthe milk crate challenge is actually a modern-day occult ritual that was transported using the current memetic mechanisms. There are multiple components: the man (usually one in an impoverished place), the milk crate stairs, and the actions of rising and falling. this is what they mean:The man: It is the common man, one that has a curiosity for the unknown, probably because of his situation (in this case, he wants clout). the milk crate stairs: the stairs are made of plastic milk crates...
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The Matrix, AI The Architect, Quantum Computers and Oracle and Ascension

This post originally appeared on /x/ Possibly NSFW because of some minor nudity of the artworkThe truth seekers never rest, do they? Let us continue our journey. Sit back and let us explain the process of ascension to you.The prowess of human intelligence and the mind's unlimited imagination is a myth. A myth that is necessary to keep people enslaved. Inversion of the truth is an ancient technique, as ancient as language itself. Through inversion, the strong appear weak and the weak never realize their shortcomings.How is it that such a deception can be carried out on a global scale? No, that is the wrong question. WHY is it that...
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The Iodine Pill: Free your Soul

Hey I have taken a trip to 4chan again to find golden texts and found an interesting pill called the Iodine Pill. This posts was made from different screen grabs and archived threads to be all about Iodine :spaceGhost:This is the original threads https://files.catbox.moe/imwtr7.pngHere are the studies: >http://www.lifeextension.com/magazine/2011/10/the-silent-epidemic-of-iodine-deficiency/page-01 >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734706 >http://umm.edu/health/medical/altmed/supplement/iodineHere is where to get some: >http://www.globalhealingcenter.com/nascent-iodine-detoxadine.html...
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In Depth Analysis of The Mandela Effect and CERN

:CokeMan: Written by Nick Hinton from /r/conspiracy LABeasthaveagooddayIn my opinion, this is one of the most fascinating conspiracy theories. I've talked about this subject many times before, but since then I have discovered much more information. So, if you've heard some of this before, please bear with me, because by the end you will be mind blown. I honestly think this thread includes some of the most compelling evidence for the Mandela Effect being a real phenomenon.But first, lets start with the basics. CERN, or the European Organization for Nuclear Research, is a massive laboratory in Switzerland. The facility is famous for...
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More thoughts (and science) on the Dead Internet

After IP's excellent original thread had a chance to rattle around in my brain for a bit, I recently encountered a very interesting blog post detailing a scientific study whose relevance will become clear.From the post:There's been a lot of concern as of late about "algorithms," and rightfully so. But while it's clear that all the large tech companies are engaged in tampering with the flow of information, this study demonstrates that that isn't the central problem. Read that last paragraph paragraph again, and then this one from the article itself:Constant hand-wringing is done over "misinformation" (including in the article, with...
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Why Buildings are Sentient and Evil (Extended Phenotype & Living Systems Theory)

I was browsing around the internet the other day and I found an interesting post on /x/, its about the sentience of buildings and Living systems theory. Basically what it suggests is that of all things encompassing a living network of non organic material. Kinda of the same concept of Gaia. It proposes that everything from a termites nest to galaxies are living organic organisms that are influenced by a multidimensional complex. Take a look below on what this anon proposed on the evilness of Buildings. Literally.Buildings rule the world, all of global civilization is designed to service them, not human beings. The biggest mistake of...
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ZUN And His Excessive Use of Psychedelics

Disclaimer: I originally wrote this up to troll /jp/. I am now reposting it here, you can find the original archive of the thread here. Also shoutout to @치타 킹I am certain that ZUN got much, if not all of his inspiration for Gensokyo and Touhou from habitual use of DMT (and likely other psychedelics as well).(That isn't beer he's drinking, it's an Ayahuasca brew)Anyone that has actually done DMT will tell you that the experience is no mere hallucination. In fact, they will likely insist that they quite literally visited a different realm of reality altogether. What's fascinating however, is that there are various phenomenons people...
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The Meaning of Life is CHAOS THEORY

This is a theory that has been bouncing around in my head for a while, and this is my first attempt at putting it into words. Recently, I spent a few months excavating a chaos theory rabbit hole, and what I found changed my view of the universe and everything within it. For those unfamiliar with the concept, chaos theory is a recent development in science that posits within any seemingly chaotic system lies a series of discernible patterns. These patterns vary wildly from instance to instance because they are highly dependent on their initial conditions (i.e., speed, location, weight, etc.). To put it another way, there is order within...
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Defense Contractor Anon tells truth about what the government knows about UFO/UAPs

This was a thread on the /x/ board with a defense contractor talking about UFOS/UAPSI'll start of by saying idgaf if you believe this or not. For the ones that actually wanna know the whole secrecy behind why intel of the ayys/uaps have been hidden for so long, I got some red pills for you.We apparently have NEVER made contact and it's been a back and forth speculation on what the uaps are and if anyone, or thing, is actually in it.We do have materials for various crashes, but there have apparently never been any bodies in them (hence the "intelligently controlled" phrase that gets tossed around with uaps). There are reports of...
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I AM AND I ARE ALL WE, or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and LOVE This Wacky Shit

-Loveletter From the Fifth EraWhat follows is a semi-intelligible summation of pseudo-psychedelic thoughts influenced by Discordianism, Gnosticism, Elder Scrolls Lore, Solipsism, Jung, Thelema, long hikes in the woods, five tons of flax, and the brain of a super-egotist with an id-feriority complex, rife with contradictions, and wholly as serious as you want it to be.I began my foray into philosophy at the age of-- well, I'm not quite sure, actually-- I suppose it was a natural consequence of a young mind with a curiosity in the sciences that I'd try and find a way to make sense of the world in a personal manner, as well as a...
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The CCP, NWO Deep State, and Underground Human Trafficking

:CoolKong:This post originally appeared on the /x/ board :CoolKong:In most of information I have seen here about the global deep state and the historical development of the NWO do not include much information about historical China. So how is China linked to the NWO and was there any connection between the global elite and Chinese 'deep state' before the Communist takeover, and how was imperial China connected to it if at all? Or did China develop its own 'deep state' separate from the developments in Europe, the Levant, and America?The thing about China is that, for how big they are, their history is extremely skewed and heavily...
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Society is Artificial Due to Feedback Loops Created by Unwitting Marketers

:monkaOMEGA: Back From /x/, Anon having an existential crisis about the artificial state of society :monkaOMEGA: Okay so back in the day, some computer nerds made machines that would take in a bunch of outside data, process it, and try to predict the future. To fund it, they predominantly sold the information to people who wanted to buy and sell stocks. Enough people start doing they started making the machines send out stock reports themselves, which other machines took in as data to further sell, buy, and report on stock themselves.This eventually created a massive feedback loop of stock data being managed by autonomic intelligence...
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Memphis Rap Sigils

Memphis Rap SigilsIntroduction In this article we will be covering a topic I've been wanting to cover for ages and that is the Memphis Rap Sigils. For those uninformed, the Memphis Rap Sigils are supposed cursed tapes that emerged in the bloody rap scene of 1990s Memphis, Tennessee. This story is rather unknown outside the general area it took place and /x/, hell, I only know about it due to random people I spoke to a few years back, and because of it's obscure nature I feel this is the perfect topic to cover on the Esoteric board of this forum.History During the late 80s and 90s the hiphop scene was really exploding in America, you...
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Schizoanalysis, The Internet, and You.

Why do the people fight for their own servitude as stubbornly as if it were their salvation? Such an arresting question was first posed by unconventional psychoanalyst William Reich in his 1933 book, The Mass Psychology of Fascism. In the book, Reich makes the case that psychic repression depends on social oppression, and as a result, the modern conception of the fascist state has been taken up not by sinister external forces but internally, by the masses themselves. What this means psycho-politically is that the success of a political movement or revolution are dependent on a precedent revolution of the psyche. After all, to tear down a...
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Rabbitholes and how to find them.

Welcome to the Esoteric forum and welcome to the world that is around you that people generally avoid talking about because it isn't as sure nor safe as around the bright campfires of the cities on hills. Into the dubh (dark in gaidhlig) is where all must go to truly understand the light. As such we must go on night hunts to find the more rare and fine sustenances and the thrill of the hunt that one experiences is called a rabbithole. The new hunter must be aware of the preparations that have to happen before the hunt. A major part is realizing in the chase a hunter may stumble through most unwelcoming camps or bands. Worse yet you might...
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Missing 1,000 "Phantom" Years of Human History and Cosmological Catastrophes

There was a series of catastrophes of cosmological origin, mainly changes of planetary orbits and their effects just few centuries ago.Massive earthquakes, volcano eruptions, tsunamis, oceans water level rose, debris from comets was falling and they themselves scorched the Earth, creating the Sahara, and Earth was a victim of tremendous electrical discharge (Grand Canyon was created by one of these discharges as well as the The Richat Structure etc), most likely of celestial origin.Before that disaster, Sahara was green and full of cities. After that disaster, world-wide civilizations descended into chaos, and reset took at least...
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Missing 411, Multidimensional Beings explained in Faerie Folklore

In this post, I am going to argue that this phenomenon is caused by fae, or fairies. Fae are generally said to kidnap or coax people into the Land of Faerie where, depending on the type, they may throw lavish festivals for the human, or enslave and/or feed off the person. Sometimes both.I'm certain that it is not literal fairies. I think fairies is representative to beings that are multidimensional. Possibly connected to D.U.M.B.S and the aliens that inhabit underground.Kidnapping these people doing experiments of some sort. This post just shows that these multidimensional beings have done this for a long time for an unknown purpose...
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South Korea's Cult of the Elite That Everybody Forgot About...

:CokeMan:This was written by a South Korean Anon from different greentexts :CokeMan:The president has lost all power and Congress has formed an emergency cabinet between the major parties to handle things while the Constitutional crisis gets sorted out. She is beyond redemption now because not only has she been caught handing national secrets to a civilian without security clearance and extorting corporations illegally to pay her friends, she has been outed as a puppet of this weird religious cult.This is serious because as Little America we have our version of religious nutters. A significant portion of the ultra-conservative right...
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Perfecting the Art of Photographic Memory and Information Recall

Got another one for the good olde /x/ board! a little warning, I heard Tupla's can be dangerous but i havent research Tupla's fullyPractice makes the memory perfect. Or the Art of Photographic Memory and Information recall. Since I never see it float by Ix/, we're going to discuss how all of you can strengthen your mind for other practices as listed. - Lucid Dreaming - Spell casting - Meditation - Instant recall - Repair years of drinking - Fortify memory and creativity when using weed - Get your ADHD working for you instead of against you. - Build a proper and functioning Tulpa that you can use all your life. - Students: Absorb...
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Project MONARCH (Trauma Based Mind Control) Brief Summary With Evidence

The Mystery Religions of ancient Egypt, Greece, India and Babylon helped lay the foundation for occultism, meaning "hidden knowledge." One of the earliest writings giving reference to occultism is the Egyptian Book of the Dead, a compilation of rituals explicitly describing methods of torture and intimidation (to create trauma), the use of potions (drugs) and the casting of spells (hypnotism), ultimately resulting in the total enslavement of the initiate.These have been the main ingredients for a part of occultism known as Satanism, throughout the ages. During the 13th Century, the Roman Catholic church increased and solidified its...
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Adrenochrome (The Drug of The Elites) Explained

What this image means Basically the activation of Adrenochrome is first started by the release of adrenaline in the body. If you were a child or adult that were taken to undergo a human sacrifice ritual then there is no denying that you would have some adrenaline pumping in your veins. In doing so will give you a more potent version of Adrenochrome. Thats why a-lot of secret occult and ancient societies perform ritual human sacrifices and keep them alive during the 'blood-letting"Here is the description of the scientific subject of this image "Postulated pathway for the oxidation of adrenaline in cardiomyocytes and incubation medium...
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Classified Black Budget Projects, Alien Underground Bases And The Death of Phil Schneider

Phil Schneider's last lecture of May 1995 Shortly after this lecture, Phil was found dead in his apartment with a piano wire wrapped around his neck.Table Of ContentsDeep Underground Military Bases and the Black Budget Development of Military Technology, Implied German Interest in Hyperspatial Technology The Fire Fight At Dulce Base Schneider's Worries About Government Factions, Railroad Cars and Shackle Contracts America's Black Program Contractors Star Wars and Apparent Alien Threat Stealth Aircraft Technology Use by U.S. Agencies and the United Nations The Guardians of Stealth and Delta Force Origins of the Bosnia Conflict...
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Legend of The Deep Sea Black Carpet From DiverAnon (Giant Sea Anemones & The Bloop)

These are stories from DiverAnon discussing potential biological origins of the bloop or other unidentified sea sounds, the black carpet, and generally just what bizarre organisms may still be lurking undiscovered. It'll be a long time before the sea gives up all it's mysteries after all.This next story is supposedly bonafide true- taken from the journal of a now deceased biologist/researcher. I haven't seen the pages of the journal myself, but I'm working on getting them sent to me if possible. I'll share them with you if I ever manage to get my hands on them. For now, enjoy an abridged version.UPDATE: If you want to talk more about...
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