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> Me, 17.
> At friend's house, playing video games and hanging out
> Have to shit really bad
> It's taco bell shits.
> The kind that are really greasy, and takes forever to wipe
> Like, 16 ft. of TP and leaving streaks the whole way through
> Say BRB and hit the bathroom
> Start releasing the colon-ctuhlhu a fraction of a sec before my ass ham-slapped the toilet seat
> Sweet relief.
> Reach for TP. saw...
This post was not written by me but an anonymous user
I was debating if I should post this story, but after a few weeks of nothing happening, I decided to say fuck it and post it. So first, some context. I work as a ranger in the Bargunzinsky state natural reservoir near the lake Baikal. Over the past years I've come to find out that lake Baikal is a very fucked place.
So here's a few of my experiences
I'll start off with a few oddities
Aside from the usual ice rings, Baikal zen...
monkahhm Since Captain Kutchie's Key Lime Pie posts has been researched extensively over the years, this post is an aggregation of several blogs and subreddits. monkahhm
Spam! Spam! Spam! It's everywhere! Anyone that is semi tech literate knows of all the tricks and trades of scammers online. There the nigerian email spam, the viagra pills spam, the torrent virus spam, and those annoying pop up spams. All of these examples has some motive behind them such as getting you to send money to...
Wife/daughter it is.
I warn you now. This story does not have anything remotely resembling a happy ending. It is without any doubt one of the more depressing tales due to what this woman did to her only daughter.
Get a call from the boss. He wants his best people at his office now for a job. Four of us are there and he runs down the situation for us. it's rare and urgent as it involves a minor. Rich guys wife has run off with a small fortune AND their only child. A daughter, age 13...
I have a daughter story that involves sneaking into a world record *rgy attempt and pretending to be from the guinness book of records.
Began normally. Daddy's little girl runs off with a lower class boyfriend. Discourage boyfriend and retrieve girl. Our merry band sets out with the fucking new guy from the first story having since matured into a much more capable and germphobic individual. Quickly realise that the girl has gone to ground after emptying her accounts. Presumably the...
This particular story involves a very fat young woman, a fat suit and an unfortunate rather small thai ladyboy.
One day at the office, those rare days I'm there actually. Sat around talking shit with everyone playing retarded office games. Boss comes in with a new job. Usual story, rich guy's daughter has gone off on a party train and he's sick of paying for it. I Want her brought back.
It is actually the most mundane and normal of jobs. Normally these girls go off with daddy's credit card...
Ok then wife story time.
Not the most complicated of stories but memorable for the shit involved.
Click here for the daughter of the caribbean story (1/5)
Told by the boss a client wants us to locate his wife. Has been missing for the better part of a month after taking out a f**kton of money from his accounts. From what we can tell she converted it to cash or moved it into accounts we can't locate.
Given all the info, last known location and known habits.
Turns out we've done this...
Fine. One story. But details regarding places and identities are removed because I don't want shit getting back to me.
I mean client confidentiality was beyond insane. In some cases we'd get told it was fine to start a shootout with the cops if it was the only way to get away. A few times we got told to kill the woman we'd been sent to retrieve and make sure the body couldn't be identified if it looked like we couldn't escape with them.
For these men it wasn't about getting their wife or...
All right gents, story time, because why not
After high school I didn't really have a lot going on in my life. I was trying to save up for college, but didn't really know what to study. I was into electronics but not in a do-it-professionally-forever kinda way.
I was working a pretty shitty minimum wage job at a hardware store and pretty much just played video games, drank way too much, slept, and occasionally tinkered with simple electronics, basic soldering. bread boards, etc...