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I once met professional skateboarder john shanahan. dude was real chill, very cool guy
 
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I have a phobia to bananas, once I passed out because I touch one by accident :s
What about bananas make u scared of them?
 
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i once beat a twin turbo skyline off the line in a stock 5 speed 91 civic, was awesome for all of like 5 seconds before his shit kicked in and i was left in the dust lol....i miss my little lowered lawn mower
 
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Often I see objects distorted. Like they seem more present or different sizes idk how to explain well.
It's how I came to accept that nothing I see is real, it's all just some representation my mind creates through interpretation of waves (or whatever the energy stuff is)
 
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