This sounds nice, but every time I try to meet people my own age at some social event I end up having to talk to men whose entire personality is downloaded from >reddit
/twitter and women who are the physical embodiment of their tumblr feed. "Online" people never stop being "online," even if they're outside and have their phone put away, and if you're around them you have to be "online" as well if you want to be sociable. It's a vicious circle. The only time I ever feel "offline" anymore is when I'm by myself.