ITT Post Your Waifu(s): Let's Not Pretend You Don't Have One Edition

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It's a good thing I have zero interest in Touhou.

Also this probably what many of you consider a "hot take", but I will say the following:

Touhou characters are not very good. Design wise they pretty much all look the same. I can't speak about ther personality though as I value my time.
That's not a hot take, that's something everyone knows, specially in the touhou community lmao, you are just jelly you don't have that inu sakuya, i can sense it from here.

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Touhou characters are not very good. Design wise they pretty much all look the same. I can't speak about ther personality though as I value my time.
Talking to a wall, dog we like shit that looks like this. We don't care if they look good
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I do not often use visual language, but desperate times call for desperate measures:

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Think about all the resources (both human and material) that go to waste making anime merch and fan-art.
 
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I hereby invoke @IlluminatiPirate for their opinion on the following matter:

What is your honest opinion on people filling Agora Road's server with Touhou images. I am no sysadmin but surely the rising server costs must keep you up at night?

If my assumption is correct, I would propose the following: The Touhou Hunt Decree.

This rule would eliminate any anime fan art in order to save storage space.

Only through the anime purge are we closer to utopia.
 

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It appears my vacant musings have provoked this thread to go off on quite a tangent (sorry guys!). Regardless, I'll make sure to return to image spamming promptly. So, then, without further ado:

The Airhead of Adoration. The Bossgirl of Bubblousness. The Chick of Chastity. The Duchess of Domination. The Empress of Emotionalism. The Feminine Form of Forever With You. The Gal of Glory. The Honey of Hormonalism. The Idol of Intimacy. The Jessica of Justice. The Kelly of Killing My Love. The Lioness of Liaison. The Matron of Matrixes. The New-Wave Singer of Naissance. The Onna of Obeisance. The Princess of Pleasure. The Queen of Quintessance. The Ruler of Reverence. The Stacy of Sweet Things. The Talkshow Host of Two-Timing. The Underlord of Utmost Regard. The Vizier of Vigor. The Womanhood of Wiles. The Xenomorph Queen of Xenogeny. The Yome of Yen. The Zen of Zeal.

THE INDOMITUS REGINA THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE QUEEN OF QUEENS THE LADY OF LADIES THE JUSTICAR OF JUSTICE

ENTER

FUJISTACY SHIORI

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(sorry for the server costs, boss, I promise I'll never do this again)
 
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It appears my vacant musings have provoked this thread to go off on quite a tangent (sorry guys!), in any case, I'll make sure to return to image spamming promptly. So then without further ado,

The Airhead of Adoration. The Bossgirl of Bubblousness. The Chick of Chastity. The Duchess of Domination. The Empress of Emotionalism. The Feminine Form of Forever With You. The Gal of Glory. The Honey of Hormonalism. The idol of Intimacy. The Jessica of Justice. The Kelly of Kant, Immanuel (???). The Lioness of Liaison. The Matron of Matrixes. The New-Wave Singer of Naissance. The Onna of Obeisance. The Princess of Pleasure. The Queen of Quintessance. The Ruler of Reverence. The Stacy of Sweet Things. The Talkshow Host of Two-Timing. The Underlord of Utmost Regard. The Vizier of Vigor. The Womanhood of Wiles. The Xenomorph Queen of Xenogeny. The Yome of Yen. The Zen of Zeal.

THE INDOMITUS REGINA THE ALPHA OF ALPHA THE QUEEN OF QUEENS THE LADY OF LADIES THE JUSTICAR OF JUSTICE

ENTER

FUJI
STACY SHIORI

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(sorry for the server costs, boss, I promise I'll never do this again)
hey, I'm paying my $2 a month. I'm sure pirate doesn't mind :JahySmug:
 
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How do people deal with the fact that other people love their waifus too? Do they not feel like they're getting cucked?
 
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I fully that most people posting here make use of irony. But I find it damning that behind all of those post there is likely to be a kernel of truth.

I really hope your guy are just posting random anime girls and not actual "love" you once had. That would be as young humans says, cringe.
"young humans"

I think you're just as out of touch as unironic waifuists (which I don't think anyone here is)

Firstly, it's not the pixels, it's the idea behind them.

Secondly, an unironic waifuist actually puts their waifu in the same mental 'place' as a real significant other.

The semi-ironic waifuism on the Internet today is more a statement of what imagined character is the most appealing to you, where they are put in a 'place' not replacing any real relationships (potential or otherwise) but are put in a place distinctly designated as the position of "waifu"

This place implies either that they are who you would be with if they were real, or they are the partner of an imaginary avatar of yourself in some sort of fictional/dream world.

By imagining yourself into fiction, you can imagine what feelings you would have. In this way, you can receive the feelings that that imaginary you would have, provided you're sufficiently immersed. This is the love of semi-ironic waifuism.

Much more simply, though, waifus are just characters that are someone's favorite in terms of how cute or attractive that person finds them.
 
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