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AVN's darling and porn director F.J Lincon once told D.F Wallace about the popularity of adult videos: It's always a little funny how it's called adult. What it really is, you get to be a kid again. You roll around and get dirty. It's the adult sandbox. You cannot understand porn without understanding nostalgia.
There is a reason adults with too much interest in cartoons or japanese cartoons have a reputation for autistic and unmoderated c00ming. Both are into different mamals, but you will find that borh bronies and successful CEO's have a thing for being dominated during sex. Millennials and Zoomer's desire to be children again has gone too far! Right now, you can hop into youtube–In incognito mode mind you– and log in –Not with your main account oh God– and type Hey Arnold Full Episodes. Just remember to set the filter to playlists only. Then you behold a loss of innocence. Well. You're an adult on the internet, of course you're not innocent. Yet you put yourself in the shoes of a small boy who doesn't know what Y2K is in the search for his favorite cartoons and then he happens to stumble on desperate japanese housewives literally salivating all over a man who's totally not her husband, or gay erotica. Pick your poison.
There is a reason adults with too much interest in cartoons or japanese cartoons have a reputation for autistic and unmoderated c00ming. Both are into different mamals, but you will find that borh bronies and successful CEO's have a thing for being dominated during sex. Millennials and Zoomer's desire to be children again has gone too far! Right now, you can hop into youtube–In incognito mode mind you– and log in –Not with your main account oh God– and type Hey Arnold Full Episodes. Just remember to set the filter to playlists only. Then you behold a loss of innocence. Well. You're an adult on the internet, of course you're not innocent. Yet you put yourself in the shoes of a small boy who doesn't know what Y2K is in the search for his favorite cartoons and then he happens to stumble on desperate japanese housewives literally salivating all over a man who's totally not her husband, or gay erotica. Pick your poison.
I wasn't one of the cool kids who enjoyed Her Arnold. I mean I'd watched when it was on, but I always thought it was more boring than not. Absolute zoomer moment. The most I know about Football Head is that Helga was 'the original tsundere'. Ok. Kids today probably not googling Hey Arnold. Perhaps. But trouble arises when you find out these playlists are spread all over different cartoons. From Vampirina to Pepper Ann, sitcoms like Hannah Montana, Big Bear in the Blue House for puppet rep, and even anime like Dinosaur King.
Hell, might as well give you a list of the terms I found. You've probably forgotten some of these existed. Hope you have a nice nostalgia trip!
Hey Arnold Playlist
Angry Beavers
Speed Buggy
CatDog
I got a rocket
Pepper Ann
Special Agent Oso
Kim Possible
Vampirina
Lilo and Stich
Higglytown Heroes
Puffy Amiyumi
Doodlebops
Bear in the Big Blue House
The proud family
Kablam
Ducktales
Dinosaur King
Thundercats
The Flintstones
Dragon Tales
Hannah Montana
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
The Buzz on Maggie
Fraggle Rock
And many more! But I didn't search every cartoon out there. You're welcome if you want to add entries to the list: Type the name of your favorite cartoon + full episodes + filter to playlist and then boom, the innocence of children's television together with the dirtiness of erotica.
I don't want this to turn into a political debate, but there are times to say stunning and brave stuff. In my humble opinion, it seems reasonable that children shouldn't be exposed to erotic sexual content.
Lets give the search terms that worked a brief analysis. Searching for adult entertainment didn't bring any japanese G cups. Breaking Bad, Wire or Sopranos wasn't in the company of horny bikini models, and neither were adult cartoons like Rick and Morty or The Simpsons.
Popular and modern cartoons were politically correct too. Star vs the Forces of Evil, Adventure Time, or the Loud House didn't bring up anything. With the exception of Steven Universe. Ponies were also safe, no way youtube would allow pony erotica on their platform!
90s and 00s cartoons brought up the 'best' results, especially stuff from Nickelodeon. Maybe Dan Schneider is at it again! Though that claim is dubious cause there were very few feet in these playlists.
Unlike nostalgic cartoons, these playlists aren't old news. Some are being updated up until a day before when I'm writing this.
Hell, might as well give you a list of the terms I found. You've probably forgotten some of these existed. Hope you have a nice nostalgia trip!
Hey Arnold Playlist
Angry Beavers
Speed Buggy
CatDog
I got a rocket
Pepper Ann
Special Agent Oso
Kim Possible
Vampirina
Lilo and Stich
Higglytown Heroes
Puffy Amiyumi
Doodlebops
Bear in the Big Blue House
The proud family
Kablam
Ducktales
Dinosaur King
Thundercats
The Flintstones
Dragon Tales
Hannah Montana
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
The Buzz on Maggie
Fraggle Rock
And many more! But I didn't search every cartoon out there. You're welcome if you want to add entries to the list: Type the name of your favorite cartoon + full episodes + filter to playlist and then boom, the innocence of children's television together with the dirtiness of erotica.
I don't want this to turn into a political debate, but there are times to say stunning and brave stuff. In my humble opinion, it seems reasonable that children shouldn't be exposed to erotic sexual content.
Lets give the search terms that worked a brief analysis. Searching for adult entertainment didn't bring any japanese G cups. Breaking Bad, Wire or Sopranos wasn't in the company of horny bikini models, and neither were adult cartoons like Rick and Morty or The Simpsons.
Popular and modern cartoons were politically correct too. Star vs the Forces of Evil, Adventure Time, or the Loud House didn't bring up anything. With the exception of Steven Universe. Ponies were also safe, no way youtube would allow pony erotica on their platform!
90s and 00s cartoons brought up the 'best' results, especially stuff from Nickelodeon. Maybe Dan Schneider is at it again! Though that claim is dubious cause there were very few feet in these playlists.
Unlike nostalgic cartoons, these playlists aren't old news. Some are being updated up until a day before when I'm writing this.
Ok, so what's actually in these playlists? Is there any actual porn?
A whole lotta clickbait that's what's in the tea. A bunch of breastfeeding tutorials, stock footage of massages, girls twerking, 1-second screencaps of bikini girls, unrelated thumbnails that lead you to Bollywood soap operas... And a healthy amount of tech videos. Yeah, I've got no idea why those are thrown into the mix either.
Don't get me wrong. There's terrible stuff in them too. Sex scenes from TV Shows, censored porn, and very deep, noisy, and slimy kissing. Also what I can assume are demo reels of porn actresses. Oh yeah, there is a channel about very annoying Japanese massages, including breast massages.
There's also a video of a dude pinching his leg to make it look like a vagina.
All of that... Followed by the actual content that the name of the playlist advertises. So you'll get 30 or so fetish film videos and then full HD Hey Arnold episodes. If you wanted to, you could totally play c00mer roulette if you set the playlist settings to random.
There's not a lot that ties these videos together, what does breastfeeding have to do with iphone screen repairs? Well, except that all of these videos have millions of views. Some of them have comments disabled, but those that allow them are filled with spambots. Perhaps we can make sense of whatever the hell is going on if we take a peek at the channels that upload the playlist's videos.
First the tech repair vids. The vid that repeats the most between these playlists is from the channel Điện Chế 74. There is nothing all that remarkable about this channel, except for the fact that several of his videos have millions of views.
Then there are channels like Thu Chan ĐắkLắk another vietnamese channel. This one is weirder cause she has some videos whose titles are in Japanese... However, the speech in them is not Japanese. Perhaps she has a Japanese friend, or she is advertising her videos to Japanese people? But what's there to promote? Her videos consist of random slice-of-life happenings, something akin to your-family-exclusive entertainment. Yet a good chunk of her videos also have millions of views. Where did she get such a big audience?
A whole lotta clickbait that's what's in the tea. A bunch of breastfeeding tutorials, stock footage of massages, girls twerking, 1-second screencaps of bikini girls, unrelated thumbnails that lead you to Bollywood soap operas... And a healthy amount of tech videos. Yeah, I've got no idea why those are thrown into the mix either.
Don't get me wrong. There's terrible stuff in them too. Sex scenes from TV Shows, censored porn, and very deep, noisy, and slimy kissing. Also what I can assume are demo reels of porn actresses. Oh yeah, there is a channel about very annoying Japanese massages, including breast massages.
There's also a video of a dude pinching his leg to make it look like a vagina.
All of that... Followed by the actual content that the name of the playlist advertises. So you'll get 30 or so fetish film videos and then full HD Hey Arnold episodes. If you wanted to, you could totally play c00mer roulette if you set the playlist settings to random.
There's not a lot that ties these videos together, what does breastfeeding have to do with iphone screen repairs? Well, except that all of these videos have millions of views. Some of them have comments disabled, but those that allow them are filled with spambots. Perhaps we can make sense of whatever the hell is going on if we take a peek at the channels that upload the playlist's videos.
First the tech repair vids. The vid that repeats the most between these playlists is from the channel Điện Chế 74. There is nothing all that remarkable about this channel, except for the fact that several of his videos have millions of views.
Then there are channels like Thu Chan ĐắkLắk another vietnamese channel. This one is weirder cause she has some videos whose titles are in Japanese... However, the speech in them is not Japanese. Perhaps she has a Japanese friend, or she is advertising her videos to Japanese people? But what's there to promote? Her videos consist of random slice-of-life happenings, something akin to your-family-exclusive entertainment. Yet a good chunk of her videos also have millions of views. Where did she get such a big audience?
Don't get the wrong impression. Most of the channels do dedicate themselves to erotic content.
Mitanirose is a fan of japanese massage techniques ASMR. Totally for educational purposes. The videos also have millions of views.
BollywoodHot5522, a self-proclaimed fan of hot Bollywood who fittingly has 552 subscribers. He uploads, in his own words, hot (and very dark) Bollywood clips.
Filmsnagri4775, another massage admirer, uploads stock footage of 'lovely babes' getting massages.
xXLeticia13xX (Add him on Xbox Live) uploads screenshots of local japanese cuties in your area. Well, that was until seven months ago, before that, he did Fedora modeling.
What a weird change of hobbies huh. There are a bunch of other channels like this on the playlists: Channels that haven't been active for years, and suddenly they have a comeback and a rebrand with an admiration for the female form.
So, we've got channels that do tech repairs, Vietnam slice-of-life that shouldn't have millions of views, and inactive channels that suddenly got the epiphany to jump on the 2s jpg of Asian erotica bandwagon.
That's for the channels responsible for the videos on the playlists, and things don't get easier when we look at the channels creating these playlists. Though I can't count how many of these channels dedicated to making degen playlists exist, there are some names that always appear no matter what search term you use.
Lets look at some of them.
Phi Phoneshop has a shitton of gardening videos in Chinese. His videos have barely any views, but he uploads playlists with millions of views.
That's for the channels responsible for the videos on the playlists, and things don't get easier when we look at the channels creating these playlists. Though I can't count how many of these channels dedicated to making degen playlists exist, there are some names that always appear no matter what search term you use.
Lets look at some of them.
Phi Phoneshop has a shitton of gardening videos in Chinese. His videos have barely any views, but he uploads playlists with millions of views.
Vnplayboy used to be a real gamer, until his activity stopped 4 months ago, and now all he does is spend his youtube days creating the same playlist under different names.
Shariz Ali is the weirdest one I've found. He posts videos of a man seemingly talking about Chinese news cycle and daily life stuff.
However, if you search some of the titles of his videos, they re-appear under different channel names. Unlike Vnplayboy and Phi Phoneshop, Shariz Ali over here is a man of culture, he has diverse hobbies: On one hand, keeping us up to date with chinese news, but also curating youtube clickbait playlists.
Of course, what's going up with these channels is that they're either stolen or hacked accounts being used by bots to spread these playlists. I don't think Shariz Ali or Phi Phoneshop are the creators of the videos uploaded to their channels. But who knows from where they are stealing their content.
It's also peculiar that these channels insist on remaining active with stolen videos that don't get more than 50 views per video. Is this a way to avoid youtube algorithms?
As for the playlists themselves, all seem to be drawing from the same pool of videos: The contents of the playlists repeat across search terms and even across different channels. Contents of the playlists seem to be copypasted, with slight variations between them. Each playlist also has the coomer and nonsense content videos, followed by actual cartoon stuff. Well. When we take a peek into the channels creating these playlists we find out that these aren't made only for cartoons.
Of course, what's going up with these channels is that they're either stolen or hacked accounts being used by bots to spread these playlists. I don't think Shariz Ali or Phi Phoneshop are the creators of the videos uploaded to their channels. But who knows from where they are stealing their content.
It's also peculiar that these channels insist on remaining active with stolen videos that don't get more than 50 views per video. Is this a way to avoid youtube algorithms?
As for the playlists themselves, all seem to be drawing from the same pool of videos: The contents of the playlists repeat across search terms and even across different channels. Contents of the playlists seem to be copypasted, with slight variations between them. Each playlist also has the coomer and nonsense content videos, followed by actual cartoon stuff. Well. When we take a peek into the channels creating these playlists we find out that these aren't made only for cartoons.
These playlists don't only use cartoons to insert themselves into search results. There is stuff about english lessons, worksheets, programming, science project, best irons, Unity, and philosophy of technology... And these different keyword topic playlists are repeated under different languages: Spanish, Thai, Vietnamese... All have the same pattern, 30 or so nonsense stuff followed by videos that pertain to the title of the playlist.
Not all evil is intentional. Perhaps these bots just cycle through cycles of spam. One day they create playlists spamming tech keywords, and another day cartoons. All of this was not another Elsagate conspiracy, but just bots trying to get views by creating playlists with popular search terms.
Actually, why are these playlists made in the first place? I got no good theory about what's the plan of the people or chinese sweatshop running these bots.
These can't be made for click money since the videos in the playlists don't have ads or anything like advertising on them. You may point to the spam in the comment section, but why would they feature videos with disabled comments? There just doesn't seem to be any monetary value attached to the videos.
Perhaps people pay to have their videos featured in these playlists and get views by proxy? That would explain why a random vietnamese girl has millions of views on her video about catching crabs. But it's way more likely that the correlation is inverse. Why would you pay money to be in a playlist that wasn't already popular?
If you have any theories on this please share them in the comments! As for me...
Reality may not be evil, just dumb. Is this just a half-assed bot farm by someone who doesn't knows how youtube monetization works. Maybe just some schizo happening like Kutchie's Key Lime Pie. Or a coomer with way too much free time who just really wants to spread the same 2s clips of half-naked women all over the net. Whatever the case, the system who is behind these playlists wasn't targetting children, it just didn't care about children.
They say Think of the children, well bots don't think. Isn't that terrifying? No grand conspiracy to pervert childhood, just perversion being the agent of chance. Elsagate is the child of the internet. A place that broke boundaries of nationality, language, space and time. Why does it surprise us when it destroys the barriers of morality? As a kid I was into gross, deviant, and grotesque shit, and so were my peers. Kids click on morbid videos. Clicks produce money. And channels mindlessly reproduce what gets clicks. No grand conspiracy explains Elsagate, rather just Darwinian natural selection.
As random as a child on a tribe was hunted by a lion, like a car crashing into a playground, as random as a kid accidentally clicking on porn. The internet is imagined as a system of control, but what system of manufactured order can sustain the battering call of the dice roll? Is this the voice of a higher power warning us, or another conspiracy of chance?
Some say porn makes you feel liberated. A stress-free zone into the fantastic and sensual of orderless wonder: Nostalgic really, and there are no rules while you play. Kids love getting dirty, never mind the guilt-ridden shower that your parents give you afterward. No time for guilt right now. The internet is your sandbox and this is where the invasion of the adult into the innocent happens. Porn and cartoons give you the feeling of more carefree, innocent times. Adults and not manchildren are everywhere: Cause we may have never known how to be like children. That makes sense, the internet is no place for children.
Not all evil is intentional. Perhaps these bots just cycle through cycles of spam. One day they create playlists spamming tech keywords, and another day cartoons. All of this was not another Elsagate conspiracy, but just bots trying to get views by creating playlists with popular search terms.
Actually, why are these playlists made in the first place? I got no good theory about what's the plan of the people or chinese sweatshop running these bots.
These can't be made for click money since the videos in the playlists don't have ads or anything like advertising on them. You may point to the spam in the comment section, but why would they feature videos with disabled comments? There just doesn't seem to be any monetary value attached to the videos.
Perhaps people pay to have their videos featured in these playlists and get views by proxy? That would explain why a random vietnamese girl has millions of views on her video about catching crabs. But it's way more likely that the correlation is inverse. Why would you pay money to be in a playlist that wasn't already popular?
If you have any theories on this please share them in the comments! As for me...
Reality may not be evil, just dumb. Is this just a half-assed bot farm by someone who doesn't knows how youtube monetization works. Maybe just some schizo happening like Kutchie's Key Lime Pie. Or a coomer with way too much free time who just really wants to spread the same 2s clips of half-naked women all over the net. Whatever the case, the system who is behind these playlists wasn't targetting children, it just didn't care about children.
They say Think of the children, well bots don't think. Isn't that terrifying? No grand conspiracy to pervert childhood, just perversion being the agent of chance. Elsagate is the child of the internet. A place that broke boundaries of nationality, language, space and time. Why does it surprise us when it destroys the barriers of morality? As a kid I was into gross, deviant, and grotesque shit, and so were my peers. Kids click on morbid videos. Clicks produce money. And channels mindlessly reproduce what gets clicks. No grand conspiracy explains Elsagate, rather just Darwinian natural selection.
As random as a child on a tribe was hunted by a lion, like a car crashing into a playground, as random as a kid accidentally clicking on porn. The internet is imagined as a system of control, but what system of manufactured order can sustain the battering call of the dice roll? Is this the voice of a higher power warning us, or another conspiracy of chance?
Some say porn makes you feel liberated. A stress-free zone into the fantastic and sensual of orderless wonder: Nostalgic really, and there are no rules while you play. Kids love getting dirty, never mind the guilt-ridden shower that your parents give you afterward. No time for guilt right now. The internet is your sandbox and this is where the invasion of the adult into the innocent happens. Porn and cartoons give you the feeling of more carefree, innocent times. Adults and not manchildren are everywhere: Cause we may have never known how to be like children. That makes sense, the internet is no place for children.