When I was a young fag, my father took me into the Road, to see a shitted thread.
He said "Son, when you're an oldfag, would you be the best of the posters, the lurkers and the veterans?"
He said "Will you defeat them, your enemies, and all the idiotic nusers, the threads that they've derailed?"
"Because one day, I'll leave you a gangtag, to lead you in the Agora to join the vaporwave parade."