BarnSwallow

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  BarnSwallow

• Thursday at 6:03 AM

Drove by a robin mourning a dead mate in the middle of the road earlier. Healthy but despondent. Had to move both of them to the ditch so there wouldn't be two dead birds.

I know they're just feathered automatons, but man, does it hit hard today.

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  BarnSwallow

• Tuesday at 5:10 PM

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  BarnSwallow

• Apr 7, 2025

hitting the bar at 5 with a man with a suit and an eyepatch what a man's man what a lad. A badass even.0

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  BarnSwallow

• Apr 6, 2025

It's always "Okay, retard."
They never ask "Are you okay, retard?"

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  BarnSwallow

• Mar 31, 2025

People are so afraid of dying that they never end up living.

I rather remember a dying man, than never knowing the survivor.

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  BarnSwallow

• Mar 28, 2025

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  BarnSwallow

• Mar 27, 2025

Oh I'm sorry.
Am I funny? Are my threads a fucking joke to you?



You're laughing. I poured my intellect out to you all, and you're laughing.

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  BarnSwallow

• Mar 11, 2025

This dumb felid pukes on the carpet every day because I won't feed it at 1pm.

Well, keep barfing, whisker-shitter. Let the stains grow. I'm not leaving work just to feed your Garfield ass a 5th meal. Useless cat.

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  BarnSwallow

• Feb 26, 2025

The hollow spot returned today. I really wish it would go away forever. I can feel it coming, I know it's coming, but no matter what I do it finds a way to sneak back in. It wastes my time. It wastes my energy. Feeding itself. I just want it to leave me alone.

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  BarnSwallow

• Feb 13, 2025

Body's cold.
Lady's hungry.
Car's broken.

I just wanted to play Minecraft damn it.

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  BarnSwallow

• Feb 12, 2025

View: https://youtu.be/sjco86ekIlQ?si=Untv3Dqe3DyJS1JX

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  BarnSwallow

• Feb 8, 2025

Me, after spending 2 hours in GIMP:

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  BarnSwallow

• Feb 7, 2025

Got 7 hours of sleep today. Feeing great, awake and alert. Everyone is commenting on my mood. Energy rising. Productivity increasing. Billions must smile.

Sometimes sacrificing that extra two hours of fun is worth the investment.

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  BarnSwallow

• Jan 30, 2025

"At what point is it incest? He's not even my real cousin." - a conversation I overheard at Wendy's today

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  BarnSwallow

• Jan 20, 2025

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  BarnSwallow

• Jan 20, 2025

https://www.whitehouse.gov/

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  BarnSwallow

• Jan 10, 2025

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAwfaRyLnJo

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  BarnSwallow

• Jan 3, 2025

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  BarnSwallow

• Jan 2, 2025

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  BarnSwallow

• Jan 1, 2025

Happy New Year Day my friends! The car is in the driveway with no dents or scratches. Already off to a good start!