Cobalt

Cobalt · Dec 25, 2022

Merry Christmas everyone!

Cobalt · Dec 23, 2022

All these bitches want Boba tea but Boba is like $6 each and makes my tummy hurt. Why do they all like Boba so much? Its just Asian themed Starbucks.

Cobalt · Dec 15, 2022

Cobalt stopped for a minute to locate a particular book on the shelf. Marvelling at the sheer size of his schools History book collection. The Monster energy pulsating through his thick, muscular veins. Sweet dreams are made of this reverberated in his $10 plastic earbuds. He wasn't too familiar with this part of the library. "There could be GRAD STUDENTS here!" He thought to himself with a quick shudder. A quick hit from his hip flask washed away his (merited) fear of GRAD STUDENTS after dark. "With a book, you can go anywhere." he said aloud.

Cobalt · Dec 6, 2022

>Be me
>Drink caffeinated beverage
>Filled with overwhelming feelings of vitriolic anger and hatred towards the US government
>Like to the point where its distracting me from my work because its all I can think about
>Drink wears offs
>Feelings return to acceptable levels of US government disliking

Cobalt · Dec 3, 2022

If your ever bored on a weekend try hopping on a random city bus in your area and just seeing where it takes you. Unironically kinda fun. At the very least you'll get to see a different part of town.

Cobalt · Dec 2, 2022

I HATE THE ANTI-COBALT! I HATE THE ANTI-COBALT! I HATE THE ANTI-COBALT!

Cobalt · Dec 1, 2022

College libraries at night just hit different. This is my schools 6 floor "east stack".

Cobalt · Nov 28, 2022

How is it that you can fly on an airplane and 75% of the people aren't looking out the window during takeoff or landing? Like what on your cell phone is cooler than watching as you get whisked up into the clouds. I've flown like 50+ times and I'm like a damn child every time we take off.

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Cobalt · Nov 20, 2022

>Be me
>Wake up
>Remember C*nada exists
>Day ruined

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Cobalt · Nov 6, 2022

>Be Me
>Playing a pretty old singleplayer horror Gmod map
>No clip to have a look around
>Hear the distant sound of Carameldansen
>Find secret hidden coomer bedroom

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Cobalt · Oct 14, 2022

I kinda wish we could post WEBM's on here. . .

Cobalt · Oct 3, 2022

My friend texted me this at 1:26 AM.

WavingOcean · Sep 21, 2022

Friend.

Cobalt · Sep 21, 2022

What would happen if you filled a humidifier with piss?? Could you fill a room with piss vapor?? Also how many humidifiers would it take to fill the average DMV office?? Asking for a friend.

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