GLOCKLIT BUNTOTER

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GLOCKLIT BUNTOTER
Mar 9, 2025

Forum experience after blocking some_porcupine

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Who you ing now, suckers?

View: https://youtu.be/8UXircX3VdM?t=606

I've scarcely felt more loved and accepted in my life
And I still feel the dark clouds on the horizon, following my every move
There's some space that never feels complete
I think what's missing is true compassion for myself. And not the glowing high of flattery that siphons nourishment from others; I mean a true, self-sustaining compassion for myself.
Yesterday an old, battered, retired fisherman told me, "Don't act as if your youth will carry you through life, because it won't"
And from that piece of wisdom, it's clarifying to me.
When I am no longer 'with it', when I'm no longer young, handsome, and desired
The only person who I can guarantee to show me such compassion as I have now is myself
(Of course there's the possibility of a partner but in life and partners there's no guarantees)
The only guarantee is oneself

Thank you for being apart of me

I wonder what they say about me when I'm not around

Lately when I'm out and about town and meeting people, I've gotten into the routine of asking folks what they geek out about. It's great as a social tool - it shortcuts past small talk to get to the juicy stuff.
As it turns out, damn near EVERYONE has some niche fascination of the moment, and they're just awaiting the opportunity to cash in the bounty of knowledge they have been accumulating. That's how I ended up in a 20 minute conversation about Australia's feral camel population last night. Highly recommend this strat

I have an announcement to make, GLOCKLIT BUNTOTER is a bitch ass motherfucker, he smoked all my fucking weed. That's right, he took his dumbass Daffy Duck bong and he smoked all my fucking weed to the last ounce, and he said his bong was "S O C L E A N" and I said "glock what the FUCK why did you SMOKE ALL MY WEED?". So I'm making a callout post on forum.agoraroad.com/index, GLOCKLIT BUNTOTER you have a dirty bong, there's never before discovered bacterial organisms swimming in that shit. And guess what, here's what MY bong looks like:

[funny looking shark bong where you put the weed through the gaping jaw]

Look at this baby-I clean that shit out with isopropyl alcohol, you could eat a medium done steak off this thing. He smoked my weed, so guess what, I'm gonna smoke the Earth. That's right nigga, I'm stuffing this whole gay planet into a shark bong. But I'm not just gonna do that, I'm gonna go higher, I'm gonna smoke AGORA ROAD. How do you like that, liberals? I SMOKED THE VAPORWAVE FORUM YOU IDIOT.

You have 23 hours before the munchies hit and I shove sketchy diarrhea-inducing gas station pizza down my throat, now get out of my sight before I SHIT on you.

Cockspit Boykisser

it's website update wednesday bro don't neglect the wax pond!!!

I Raped The Beat

i googled my username and i think i found a suno "song" that porc made from chat between you, @SpheralBloom , and i.. and bro i cannot stop laughing
the MR.RUNT X3 message from spheral is killing meeee
porc stop feeding our convos to robots!

I have nightmares about fighting back against my former abuser. I'm never strong enough

She dragged me kicking and screaming into an irony spiral until I disassociated

Girls who run a 30 minute skincare routine then cover their hard work with makeup where's the love

I return with a fuller heart than before

hey do you wanna still be penpals by chance? feel free to write me at

alice aka aeon flex aka numbpilled aka amyl kazyl aka voidrane splicer (use any one of these you want)
5001 greenbrook dr
charlotte nc
28205
usa

i will write you back and send trinkets, too. let's relate!

User requested ban, ban expires on 21st of May.

I want to throw a molotov cocktail into containment chat and watch it burn with all of the memories still wailing inside

bluntsmoker coded

post your 1rm of bench press, shoulder press, squat and deadlift NOW

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