K0WLOON

yer nan, innit

hello chilren, one will post the self-whoredom: One is not only an annoying internet poster but also an annoying internet mutesician


the things are also available for free on archive.org

dear serch enjin Duckgo,

please stop treating the one like a moron. if one wanted to search for the word, it would have typed it in. there is no need to replace, without user confirmation, the odd word with the more common word that is spelled almost the same. If one wanted to search for the more common word, it would have typed it in. And, if the word was in fact a mispell, it could have kindly suggested, rather than autonomously deciding to include the more common term.

One knows that, what with all the commercials and the overpaid CEO, one barely has the funds to implement this very modest feature, but I reckon you could skip the new office coffee machine and keep using the crusty old one for a little longer and the ones could affford to assign a few jr devs to the task

hugs and kisses,
C. D. Shnütz, esq

"Technology is so cool you have access to all of human knowlege at your fingertips!"

>have to buy ereader
>have to download file from jungle.rot
>have to download program to remove shitty drm and convert to format that isn't encrypted
>have to use search engine to figure out why conversion didn't work
>search engine ignores half of the search terms
>have to learn arcane search operator syntax
>still fail, switch to other search engine repeat previoius steps
...
>get tired of trying to make it work, goto pirateship.fuck
>book is finally readable
>need electricty....

for every problem that the thing allegedly solves, at least 2 other problems are birthed that only technology itself can solve. One was better off reading the goatskin codex, at least this thing will be alive in 2000 years, can't say the same for the latest proprietary text format and associated software, devices and peripherals

any of the other ones have a thing were "https always" says agora doesn't have a secure sight if you don't type out "https://agoraroad.com" when ones first open the browser??? the thing is becoming a real pain in the ass

one is so fed up with verifying it's humanity with cloudflare on ever fucking website. it is bordering on Kafkabsurdity. It approaches a a kind of conceptual emptying where one doesn't even understand the thing anymore, like when saying a word over and over until it is hollowed out of all semantic meaning and becomes a mere empty sound.

"I'm human" has no more meaning this one

one day, all of language will have been used for product and all the search terms will bring up product. One will search "Fix broken heater" and it will turn out a movie, based on a book, is called "fix broken heater" and one will get pitchers of Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson in the latest gigillion-dollar blockbuster about a guy that fix broken heater

Removed For Nudity howbout u sukk my nude taintskin

DRINK UP!

one has arrived to chew ass and kick bubblegum....and it is all out of gum

I like your music and the fact that you talk like a hivemind. Real nigga.

your sound art is soooo cool mate. going through your discography has been a fantastic experience. keep it up.

View: https://kowloon2.bandcamp.com/album/vol-1


This one is done with pretending that music is important. We are strictly for killing all notion of "music"/ I hope to see music fucked in the face before the next decade. It must be recognized as the punchline it has become and Sound of God must be the new paradigm. This sound is approaching that Sound but falls short of the Truth, since this one is still enslaved to culturally ingrained notions of sound as music.

That is to say, it is approaching the problem of making music total destroy but it still carries music despite the effort

hohoho etc

I have come to fuck your dad and chew bubble gum and I am all out of gum

I slip out of myself and into something more comfortable. I take the flower and I drink the milk


View: https://kowloon2.bandcamp.com/track/--58

I am here to discuss traffic. Please do not ask me about music, I am not interested in music. I would prefer to only discuss Magical Girl Pretty Sammy, but I am told this is not appreciated. Therefore, I will discuss traffic. Please do not ask about Music.
View: https://kowloon2.bandcamp.com/album/--6