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Today up on The Psudestack, we're getting a bit PoMo, a bit Post Modern. But don't worry, nothing too out there, just warping your very notions of what reality actually is. In this exciting and intellectually stimulating article, I will be disclosing "The Layers of Reality", your reality.

The hedgehogs dilemma, the porcupine's curse. But not even the sharpest of quills could spare it the fate of the janjan's broom. You may have been swept, but your thousands of cryptic takes will forever litter this forum like nuclear radiation at Chernobyl.

WELCOME 2 DA CROSS ROADS, pouring out a digital 40oz for a fallen fellow annoying shitposter.

I tolerate a lot of opinions here. We have Marxist, tech-accelerationist, and even worst of all, progressives. But I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS. I can put up with a lot of things, even welcome them as an outside perspective. I don't want another echo chamber, and it takes all kinds. BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE... Disagree and we WILL have a problem.

Woah

If the pen is mightier than the sword, then my keyboard is a katana of truth. It cuts though misinformation like a well made blade, chopping though lies with excellent precision, putting propaganda in it's proper place: shred to pieces on the floor. It blocks and parries untruths from fake news, as I dodged their agendas with grace and stamina. I am a ronin on the battlefield of ideas. I maybe a lone warrior, but there are millions just like me.

Going to shill my Father's Day article again since it is Father's Day today, and what better day meet your new daddy.

I hate this fucking song so much, but I love singing it.

Woah, the suspect shooter and assassin in Minnesota was the CEO of a mercenary company largely operating in Africa, his wife used to work for Tim Waltz. There is conflicting evidence of his actual motives. THIS FUCKING GLOWS TO HIGH HEAVEN HOLY SHIT.

I want to wish a very happy birthday to our great president, Donald J. Trump. He has done a spectacular job during his second term, after being robbed of his 2020 election win. He came back swinging, stronger and bolder than ever before. He is liberating our country from the hoards of illegal migrants coming over the border and putting corrupt liberal politicians like Gavin Newsom in their place.

Today the lunatic left is looking to riot on the behalf of Geroge Soros under the so called "No Kings" movement. Well I got to news for you stupid libtards! He may not be a literal king, but he is YOUR PRESIDENT whether you like it or not! He doesn't need a crown (though I had Elon generate me the attached image, so glad those two patched things up), his strength and bravery is all he needs to put you noodled armed Antifa in your place, a jail cell. Bubba gonna like your pretty face in the jail house shower (heh heh).

Donald Trump is making our country safe again, he is making our country free again, and most of all he is MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP!


(okay how well did I do capturing the essence of boomer posting?)

I think Minnesota is officially now the worst state in the union. All the problems of California with none of the California cool and good weather, the self rigorousness of New England with none of the history, the corruption of Illinois with none of it's beautiful insanity. They did give us the "My Pillow" I guess. I actually read Mike Lindell's autobiography, it's actually a really good book about a family man losing his life to drug addiction and somehow recovering from a vision of pillows and Jesus.

I'm tempted to go to one of these "No Kings" protest just for the hell of it. I won't be causing problems, just on the prowl for some aged out hipster broads. I want to give my idea of "Hasan maxxing" a try, in which you regurgitate leftist talking points and rhetoric while you yourself act and behave like a dumb jock bully.

New Father's Day special on The Psudestack. It's exciting one because your getting the special Father's Day gift of a new daddy! Well a new surrogate father figure. Free yourself of the grifters only after your wallet, or using you for updoots and clout. It's a real exciting episode of Maury in this one, have your dance moves ready when the test result is announced.

EDIT: Noticed I forgot a word in the opening, and substack wont let me edit it fuuuuu.

MemeriTV is gonna be extra spicy tonight.

If this gets really hot, we'll finally find out if Jason Jorjani was full of shit about how much people in Iran hate the regime and actually love Israel.

Oh, I'm gonna enjoy the wider substack community alright:

WOMANLETTES, IT'S SO OVER

Here is the article for anyone interested in a meandering feminist critique of Sarah Carpenter's oddly pedophilic themes involved for her new past album release (didn't see the pub date).

Mel Brooks (how the fuck is he still alive) just announced a new Spaceballs movie. Oh I am soyin' out hard.

My mother asked me what Discord is.

THE GRIFTS, THEY'RE MERGING

How long until Peterson is pimping hoes and Tate is assigning Jungian archetypes to Disney characters?

I got into this weird habit of imitating Trump, largely making him say the most heinous shit imaginable, like accusing Gavin Newsom of killing prostitutes and wearing their skins in the California Governor's Mansion while wearing women's dresses. "Buffalo Gavin, Buffalo Gavin Newsom. Strutting around the governor's mansion in the skins of hookers he killed, probably eating the meat like the sicko he is. He wears pretty dresses on top of the skins of those women he butcherd in cold blood. That's why he supports the radical trans agenda..."

Trump's speech patterns are now starting to worm it's way into my regular speech. I don't know if I should stop myself, or let it in, because why not. I'm clearly not sane to begin with anyway.

>95 percent sure my nephew and his dirtbag friend stole my nicotine pouches

Next fucking time I'm there I'm gonna leave an empty puck out in the open that just has the quote "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I ain't gonna get fooled again" from out most celebrated war criminal on the inside of the canister. I'm enough of a butthurt dorky faggot I may even rig the thing to just play the quote out loud like a telegram card, nice and loud so when they open it up I can rush in and laugh at the little dipshits.