You sit down to watch a film to go with your meal and think you're safe but then HE appears... Jared Leto. Next time you watch another 90s-2000s picture and what do you see? Jared Leto. You re-watch an old favourite. Jared Leto. Jared Leto everywhere. You decide to go for a more recent picture. Everything's fine and dandy, until you see those uncanny eyes and realise, once again, it's Jared sodding Leto. Stop this madness. Spare me of this monstrosity.
Oh wait, is that...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!