Things I'd do as dictator:
- ban vaping
- ban porn
- introduce zebra + dikdik + antelope populations to prairies
- give indigenous tribes right to self-governance
- free university
- ban foreigners from owning property in Canada
- cap annual immigration to 5000 people
- mandatory ASL + local indigenous language couurses for high school students
- ban self checkouts
- illegal for businesses to refuse to accept cash payments
- ban public alcohol adverts. increase legal drinking age from 18/19 up to 25
- formally recognise & open embassies for Palestine, Abkhazia, South Ossetia, Transnistria, Somaliland, North Cyprus, Western Sahara, Taiwan
- legalise backyard hens & goats in cities
- life in prison for killing horses
- leave the UN + NATO + Paris Agreement
- capital punishment for p3dos + rap1sts
- high-speed rail from S/W Ontario to Quebec City
- end no fault divorce
- no pride month. instead there will be parades to celebrate the Month of the Sacred Heart of Jesus in June.
- change flag back to red ensign