SpeedSleek

Waited over an hour in line for an interview and they turned me away because I didn't have a company account.

Decided to clean my room up two days ago and I found my old 3DS which had my even older copy of Spirit Tracks inside of it. Nothing is more better than finding and old game child you lost years ago. It's truly an experience better than fentanyl or eating those square Pillsbury holiday sugar cookies raw.

Had a dream that my car crapped out in the middle of the highway and I had to get onto the side of the road by dodging oncoming cars like bullets in the Matrix.

Is it normal to feel like my soul's getting crushed when a store owner says "no" after asking if they have any open positions?

I hate carpet beetles

I just logged on and saw the quotes thread, it's really nice to know people think about me unprompted now.

One thing that's currently annoying me is how I genuinely love reading other people's posts here but I'm too much of a monkey brained simpleton to write a coherent long/effort post.

I even have an idea for an OP I want to write yet I'm concerned of it being too repetitive of a topic that won't be worth reading due to me just tripping over myself and extending one idea with fluff as opposed to real information or speculative theory.

Does anyone here know how to undo that college writing style of pointless filler and replace it with something more productive to fuel any potential discussion?

I've been so inactive and apathetic IRL that I forgot to switch my profile to something festive.

Why is Youtube being a bitch? It worked just fine this afternoon and now every video just hangs and the site refuses to load suggestions or comments. Every other website works, my browser didn't update, and my computer seems to be in good health so I feel like this is their fuckup.

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Currently eating a purple food dye burger from BK. Shit's pretty cash after working out everyday for a week straight while fasting.

Candy corn is fucking great, I love eating goyslop formed into tiny pumpkin sugar cubes.

Saw a homeless dude humping the street while I was leaving the city today.
Make of that what you will.

I fucking hate weeaboos, how do I go about pissing them off as much as possible when they talk about anime without anyone asking?

My fucking cattlebrained dad put in another Ring camera. This time he put it in the fucking garage so I can't put my clothes in the washer without this retard spying on me. The modern world's already a surveillance state, why does the fucking washing machine need security?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOmQgutTJYE

>alone in classroom one hour before class starts because I need to take care of some shit
>some white bitch walks in but says nothing, clearly just wants to work in peace
>minutes later some other girl who's not in the class walks by
>she notices the white bitch and instantly stops dead in her tracks
>in typical suburbanite fashion both skirts proceed to start talking about nothing as loudly as possible with no end in sight
>even now as I'm typing this several minutes later in another room I can hear them spewing verbal diarrhea about petty suburbanite white girl things
Why in the god damn are women like this?
Literally just go to a fucking break room if you're going to talk about Starbucks while other people are on their computer trying to fucking wrap up late homework loose ends.
Fuck I hate college.