Subway tuna sandwich has 0% tuna in it

[vaporwavemaster1]

これは本当かもしれません。ここ日本ではメニューが違い、エビのサンドイッチがあります。地下鉄でマグロを食べたことがないので、本物かどうかはわかりません。他の場所でマグロを食べるのが好きです

 

[naa]

subway made a whole website for this now

Subway Order

Subway's tuna is and has always been high-quality, premium and 100% real. Learn the facts, including how Subway sources, supplies and serves tuna.

subwaytunafacts.com

 

[naa]

subway strugglin', archive link to a business insider article about their new menu debut

https://archive.is/xO6qD

 

[mast]

I feel like Subway never really recovered from Jared. Anytime I've heard someone bring up Subway since that happened there's usually a comment about Jared.

 

[Saint Clipper]

tuna sandwiches are 95% mayo and you need to be stopped

So we have to give it that 5% of good taste by creating a tuna vapor. ️

 

[vale-aroma]

How long before we get Soylent restaurants? You get 500 calories of everything you need nutritionally but it's an easy to drink shake with opaque ingredients that tastes like chocolate.

 

[ilikecatsandcookies]

How long before we get Soylent restaurants? You get 500 calories of everything you need nutritionally but it's an easy to drink shake with opaque ingredients that tastes like chocolate.

you're describing a protein shake lol
i have these ones that taste like chocolate milk and have a ton of vitamins and stuff. use them to maintain my weight because i have the opposite issue of most people - i tend to lose weight by default instead of gaining it by default, and eating is hard. drinking calories is a lot easier

 

[CognacDefender]

How long before we get Soylent restaurants? You get 500 calories of everything you need nutritionally but it's an easy to drink shake with opaque ingredients that tastes like chocolate.

That sounds depressing.

 

[Deleted member 2362]

How long before we get Soylent restaurants? You get 500 calories of everything you need nutritionally but it's an easy to drink shake with opaque ingredients that tastes like chocolate.

Kinda like the movie Brazil

 

[naa]

you're describing a protein shake lol
i have these ones that taste like chocolate milk and have a ton of vitamins and stuff. use them to maintain my weight because i have the opposite issue of most people - i tend to lose weight by default instead of gaining it by default, and eating is hard. drinking calories is a lot easier

Soylent is used by a lot of people to lose weight or replace meals because it's basically thin, unsweetened pancake batter, and less protein-dense than a protein shake. Protein shakes can help you keep weight on, or supplement your diet if you need a large amount of protein, but soylent doesn't really do that, it's just a meal but sadder. Soylent is generally speaking not as great as medical-grade meal replacement powders at functionally replacing meals though, I think you can buy those on amazon now. I wonder what a Chuck E. Cheese buy soylent-themed would be like. Here's nutrition facts:

 

[ilikecatsandcookies]

Soylent is used by a lot of people to lose weight or replace meals because it's basically thin, unsweetened pancake batter, and less protein-dense than a protein shake. Protein shakes can help you keep weight on, or supplement your diet if you need a large amount of protein, but soylent doesn't really do that, it's just a meal but sadder. Soylent is generally speaking not as great as medical-grade meal replacement powders at functionally replacing meals though, I think you can buy those on amazon now. I wonder what a Chuck E. Cheese buy soylent-themed would be like. Here's nutrition facts:

oh i assumed they were just referencing soylent green lmao, didn't realize it was an actual irl product. sounds nasty

 

[naa]

oh i assumed they were just referencing soylent green lmao, didn't realize it was an actual irl product. sounds nasty

yeah it's not great and you need to drink like 5 bottles to get your actual daily dose of nutrients/vitamins, since one bottle only has about 20% of your daily values of each vitamin/mineral. I'm really impressed that people were able to market this enough that it has a cult following when it's worse than getting nutrients via IV.

 

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[elia925-6]

I'm suprised even Irish parliament classified subway bread as sweet pastry to show how unhealthy are those fast food chains

 

[Sweet n' Comfy]

Matpat has entered the chat*

Congratulations on your necroposting, you gave this thread a second chance!

Why don't people make their own sandwiches tho? It's way cheaper and you know the tuna is tuna.

 

[VelvetApe]

Is anyone really surprised anymore when these sorta stories come out anymore?

Surprisingly not. The last couple of years has made anything seem possible.

 

[_TF]

you're describing a protein shake lol
i have these ones that taste like chocolate milk and have a ton of vitamins and stuff. use them to maintain my weight because i have the opposite issue of most people - i tend to lose weight by default instead of gaining it by default, and eating is hard. drinking calories is a lot easier

drinking calories? protein shakes are litterally protein, where d'you get the calories thing from? (except from the flavoring of course
)

 

[Coton]

That's funny because i tried to get a subway sandwich today (I'm a Chicken/Honey-Mustard sauce enjoyer btw) and they could not serve me because they did not have any bread left.

How can you have a bread shortage when you are running a subway!? Isn't that the main ingredient to allways have ?

 

[DeathToMicroWaves]

0% tuna 100% love