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  • Thermite:
    i'm jk
  • CognacDefender:
    Gonna fart my shit?
  • Thermite:
    i feel like that's just not worth it.
    MarchToTheSea said:
    when i say "we" of course i mean the main parts of the family. obviously we got here to the US in the 1600s....many off shoots and shit have popped up and shit since then, the family probably has 1000 people in it by now who are somewhat related. even if we got our fortune back (actually deserving reparations), it would probably come out to like $10 per person lol
  • Thermite:
    wat
    CognacDefender said:
    Gonna fart my shit?
  • MarchToTheSea:
    my one ancestor was directly under Washington's command in the US revolution as an artillery guy. the army had no money so they gave him a giant plot of land in what is now present day kentucky
  • FamousPainter:
    SomaSpice said:
    When they ran love hotels I bet
    My grandmother gave massages there
  • MarchToTheSea:
    @Thermite, yeah its not lol
    +1
  • SomaSpice:
    FamousPainter said:
    My grandmother gave massages there
    With a nintendo powerglove I bet
  • CognacDefender:
    I wish I had famous and cool ancestors.
  • MarchToTheSea:
    but even just a "yeah, we repsect" would be nice. the seeds of US independence were sown by my ancestors. my ancestor wanted religious freedom from the crown and ability to mint their own money here in the New World. this was one of the earliest instances of colonist hostilities
  • FamousPainter:
    Actually what is love hotels? I think just motels for couples to fuck in japan. Would be cool to get a happy ending from Nintendo though
  • CognacDefender:
    Super Mario jerk you off.
  • SomaSpice:
    FamousPainter said:
    Actually what is love hotels? I think just motels for couples to fuck in japan. Would be cool to get a happy ending from Nintendo though
    Yeah pretty much. Its just a hotel you rent and go fuck your gf in.
  • MarchToTheSea:
    GF's or hookers?
  • SomaSpice:
    Your choice
  • Thermite:
    pretty sure it's just a motel but marketed specifically for one night stands
  • FamousPainter:
    Any woman, most places young people don't live alone or with roommates so they have to go somewhere to fuck
  • CognacDefender:
    Hate hotels when?
  • SomaSpice:
    Japan's pretty cramped
  • Thermite:
    japan's waitin for this D
  • CognacDefender:
    A horrible place
  • MarchToTheSea:
    that's hot
    FamousPainter said:
    Any woman, most places young people don't live alone or with roommates so they have to go somewhere to fuck
  • Thermite:
    my d or japan?
  • MarchToTheSea:
    single ladies
    MarchToTheSea: single ladies