A list of my favorite Copypastas

[s0ren]

I'm currently on my final senior year in my highschool and our teacher decided to give a presentation about a certain topic because this enhances our presentation and defense skills when we go to college.

Since I'm browsing this website for like 7 months and you dipshits gave me these "redpills" about these globalist elite lizards who are secretly controlling this world. I decided to pick that topic on my presentation. I spent 2 weeks reading, browsing and studying these "redpill" links, articles and website you guys gave me.

Last Thursday was my presentation day and I am pretty confident about it because I am so sure I will do great on this presentation because I put so much effort on my work. 5 minutes in my presentation and my teacher interrupts and stops me. He said he had enough of my presentation and told me it is absurd and nonsense. I was pretty shocked about it of course and I'm so confused. My classmates were shocked including my teacher and the student teacher who's on OJT in our class

I never felt so much embarrassment of my whole life. My teacher asked if I was okay and I embarrassingly said yes. Some of my classmates are laughing about it, still until now. I am one of the top students of our class, I have great performance on my subjects, my classmates respect me of my excellence. All of those just went to nothing, my reputation, my pride, my dignity, all GONE.

Hope this is going to be the reason you assholes stop lying to people online. I hope you all learned your lessons. You ruin a young man's life. Isn't that enough?! I hate all of you and I will never visit this website again

 

[Collision]

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

 

[MindControlBoxer]

>Case in point please images like that are more fit for >reddit, the reason 4chan suck is not because of 4 chan but because the people in it(you) then you find new websites like this and bring (you) here causing places to suck then we run and the cycle repeats, please lurk more and get in the site culture before posting images like these.

I would like to make myself very clear here: You are quite possibly the faggiest OP I have ever encountered in my countless years of imageboard wizardhood. Please let me explain.
There is extreme irony when you complain about other users ruining the quality of the site. Your own contribution here is a thread which speculates the age of the userbase, 3 years of silence and then complaints about 4chan refugees. To make it even worse, you can not even write proper sentences in the English language; Your writing comes off as some kind of half-assed stream of consciousness that gets written down as new stuff pops in your head.
So, here you are posing as an elite user of the site who just "gets" the culture and determines what kind of images can and cannot be posted. An elite user who has to escape to better sites with other elite users when this one gets suck-y because of what, 4chan refugees? There were only 2 replies that even mentioned 4chan and why would anyone give a shit? At least they were written in proper English unlike your HIV-inducing verbal diarrhea.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
(Go back faggot)

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Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
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Sometimes imageboards are great. Someone who is on the same wavelength as you joins the discussion. You connect and share your thoughts and insights to each other. You feel connected and inspired by some random anon from the other side of the world. In the best case scenario those beautiful moments stay with you for the rest of your life.
Sometimes imageboards are not so great. You try to express your thoughts in a clear way to initiate a discussion. An anon enters and completely either ignores or fails to understand the content of your posts and the thread gets filled with angry insults and white noise.
All I can gather from your message is that my comment about IQ probably made you feel inferior, perhaps powerless, which in turn made you angry. Your post brings absolutely nothing of value to this thread (or [redacted] in general), quite the opposite. You did not respond to any of the content of my post, instead you chose to churn out a weak attack on my character.
I made this thread to initiate discussion about the potential of a third world war, and make people consider that maybe it has already started. The world is different from what it was 80 years ago and wars are also fought differently.
When I made the thread I was not looking for endless fighting about Poland's economy. This thread is more about geopolitics and war in the modern world.

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[Collision]

im permabanned poster ******stomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like ""GAYmer word" balls" and "i love shitting inside "GAYmer word" assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

 

[Rams969]

Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series' only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it's certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.