AGORA ROAD ICEBERG THREAD

[Deleted member 4436]

Alright friends, it's time for a community project, since we have a lot of talent here and haven't done one of these in a while (or maybe ever). Continuing on from the "Current thing meme analysis thread", I've decided that we should make a parody of those "iceberg explained" videos for Agora Road.

I've done something like this once in this past on my own, but it wasn't very good and I've since unlisted it.

We can make it good this time though! I'm taking suggestions for entries and images. I'll probably end up making the iceberg image myself.
I'm not sure how to split up the workload for the video though. I could write the script, though I think it would be better if we got to work on that together as a community. It will probably be narrating in either my voice or with a TTS, though I don't know who will do the editing, since I'm not good at that, or whose channel it will be posted to. We could maybe upload it to the official Agora Youtube, if the admin is okay with that.

Anyways. Post entry titles, explanations, sidebar images, and joke ideas. Alternatively, are there maybe some that should be cut? What order should the entries be in?

This is what we have so far, though entry explanations are still wanted:

>Yes or No
>agora road social medias (Facebook, Twitter, Youtube etc.)
>Pirate shilling on >Reddit and Nairaland
>Pregnant Agora-chan
>Melon
>Furry Road and bronies
>Jesuits
>Bots on Agora Road
>Cult of Ankha
>Illuminati Pirate is an actual member of the Illuminati
>Agora Road is a psyop
>"Agora Road is a psyop" is a psyop
>Agora Toad
>E-zine
>Abandoned chats
>Agora Road writers club
>y2k underground
>Silk road
>Cult of agora-chan
>Old names/users who changed names
>Quake
>Japan meetup
>Agora Road secret underground Kabukicho club
>Astral projection is communist [DO NOT RESEARCH]
>AIR book club (It's not happening)
>AIR book club (It IS happening)
>Trees
>Third coming of Christ browses /jp/
>Research [DO NOT RESEARCH]
>Internet Gnomes
>Jesus is a mushroom
>Agora-chan and Mel lemon fanfictions and fanart [DO NOT RESEARCH]
>Everyone's username is real
>Agora Road is a real road
>Nikpill
>/x/ ads
>totsugeki
>posting on the forum is covert NSA training
>the server rewrites posts with subliminal steganography
>The L. in L. Rhodes stands for [REDACTED]
>The road is purgatory and our souls are being judged by MTTS
>Hedgehog Dilema's posts are all anagrams of excerpts of the Tibetan Book of the Dead
>Secret user whose posts you can only see once you reach level 9
>Higher user level means equates to higher psychic prowess
>Editing posts resets the universe's timeline
>Agora Road is a hotbed for right-wing extremism
>Winston Files Leak
>Agora online games
>Agora webring
>NintendoChalmers
>Vaporwavemaster1
>The pre-forum era
>Agora-cities
>Female users
>Cursed Agora-cities Angel Event [DO NOT RESEARCH]
>Do not research into Agora Road Subscriptions
>Misuzu's Autism Shack (actual longest thread)
>Disillusion is a remake of Polybius
>Secret chatroom for the elite members
>PFC is Manpaint conspiracy [Do NOT research!!!]
>The protagonist from Digital Seclusion is an Agora Road user
>Naglobud's wife
>Agora is the Web3.0 evolution of Worlds MMO
>Mel is real 2401
>r/agoraroad
>Heavens Gate connection
>Post:Reaction ratio
>Kolph's 5-second E-girl phase [DEFINITELY Do NoT rEsEaRcH]
>Manpaint's ascension
>The psychic vampire killing Agora Road
>The radio show
>The Agora Discord server
>Angora-chan [DO NOT RESEARCH]
>Pregnant Angora-chan
>Angora-chan vs Agora Ankha
>Sweet n Comfy age of marriage [UNIRONICALLY WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS]
>E-zine issue 0
>The 1-in-a-million random quote on the front page
>At 3:33 AM, the Windows XP Gold theme turns into Windows XP Silver theme
>Parkcity award
>Latin American takeover of the forum
>Accounts created in 2017
>The indonesian hack
>The forum rollbacks in 2022 were ordered by the CIA to erase certain posts
>Ruby Pentagon (dark Ruby Hexagon)
>Cats, the greatest effortposter
>The e-celeb posse
>That time that the alien picture got posted on Agora
>How gangtags are actually meant to be used
>IlluminatiPirate Nairaland investigation
>Mastodon instance
>The man in the banana suit (DO NOT RESEARCH)
>Chinese copypasta on the main page
>Analpope (his Holeiness will never die)
>The 2016 thread
>Unobtained awards
>Remember Winter Days (dark Remember Summer Days)
>The Shiori/Fagen avatar debate
>Agora Radio secret off-schedule transmissions
>Whatever the fuck Some_porcupine is saying

 

[mydadiscar]

>everyone's username is real (my father is actually a car, @Andy Kaufman is actually the real andy kaufman who faked his death, @Jackeline actually was king of the cheetahs etc)

 

[Orlando Smooth]

>Agoraroad is a psyop

No, no, you've got it all wrong. "Agora road is a psyop" is a psyop. C'mon man I thought you were claiming to be an expert here.

 

[mydadiscar]

>agora road is a real road
>nikpill
>/x/ ads
>totsugeki

 

[shinobu]

* posting on the forum is covert NSA training
* the server rewrites posts with subliminal steganography
* the L. in L. Rhodes stands for [REDACTED]

 

[SomaSpice]

The road is purgatory and our souls are being judged by MTTS.
Hedgehog dilema's post are all anagrams of excerpts of the tibetian book of the dead
Secret user whose posts you can only see once you reach level 9
Higher user level equates to higher psychic prowess
Editing posts resets the universe's timeline

 

[stonehead]

How many of you knew you could play games directly on Agora Road? https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.php?pages/macintosh-oregon-trail-game/

A lot of the weird banners on the webring page would make good entries too: https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.php?pages/webring/ Some of these sites are pretty bizarrehttps://uncannyvalley.neocities.org/

 

[lain is here]

>japan meetup

That actually sorta happened tho

>Agora Road secret underground Kabukicho club

I can make this happen, we can connect it with the Agora road writers club

 

[stonehead]

That actually sorta happened tho

Yes or No threads happened too, and the whole Melon debacle was fairly significant.

I'm somewhat new, so I'm not sure how many of the entries are jokes and how many are legit history, but they aren't all jokes.

 

[SomaSpice]

If we're gonna cover esoteric lore, we gotta include nagolbud's Agora Outpost

Hotel Nagolbud

Welcome to Hotel Nagolbud. You'll find a nice warm bed to recharge your battery and a community portal for fast travel.

hotel-nagolbud.neocities.org

 

[UCD]

Yes or No threads happened

>nes or yo?

 

[vect0r]

> Agora Road is a hotbed for right-wing extremism

 

[Descarte Yee]

If we're gonna cover esoteric lore, we gotta include nagolbud's Agora Outpost
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Hotel Nagolbud

Welcome to Hotel Nagolbud. You'll find a nice warm bed to recharge your battery and a community portal for fast travel.

hotel-nagolbud.neocities.org

Incomplete without his schizophrenic YT ramblings over 50+ yt accounts.

 

[UCD]

I think the very top should just say "internet"

 

[lain is here]

If we're gonna cover esoteric lore, we gotta include nagolbud's Agora Outpost
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Hotel Nagolbud

Welcome to Hotel Nagolbud. You'll find a nice warm bed to recharge your battery and a community portal for fast travel.

hotel-nagolbud.neocities.org

Honestly I thought the Agora Outpost was a good spirited contribution on Naglobud's part. It showed a fun and even communal side of him that I wish he showed more, instead he prefered REEEEing and going on Shizo outbursts against the forums.

Incomplete without his schizophrenic YT ramblings over 50+ yt accounts.

Yes, the Youtube channel is central to Naglobud lore

 

[Jessica3cho雪血⊜青意]

I'd love to get some lore revolving around NintendoChalmers and Vaporwavemaster1, but I'm not an old enough fag to add it in. /:

 

[lain is here]

I'd love to get some lore revolving around NintendoChalmers and Vaporwavemaster1, but I'm not an old enough fag to add it in. /:

I was going to suggest somebody add something about NintendoChalmers too, but I'm not an old enough fag either lol

 

[SomaSpice]

I'd love to get some lore revolving around NintendoChalmers and Vaporwavemaster1, but I'm not an old enough fag to add it in. /:

That's some OG ancient agora history. I think only Pirate could spill the beans. MTTS probably was too far inside his own ass (as always) to have any relevant memories of past users. Maybe in a few years we'll be able to name the eras, with ours being probably the 2nd not including the pre-forum era.

 

[SomaSpice]

Oh yeah, add that to the iceberg, agora road was originally a blog about the deep web.

 

[shinobu]

Oh yeah, add that to the iceberg, agora road was originally a blog about the deep web.

Add the original Mac layout/design of the site too