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AGORA ROAD ICEBERG THREAD

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So far we've got 60 entry titles. I think I'm going to make an abridged iceberg for the video aside from the full one, so keep posting as many as you want.
Once we get to 100 or so though, I think I'm going to make a poll where everyone can vote on what they think are the best/funniest and cut it down to 50 entries (because I don't want to record 3 hours of voicelines).
 

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Can confirm this is real. Most female users can only be interacted with once you reach level 9.
 
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Alright friends, it's time for a community project, since we have a lot of talent here and haven't done one of these in a while (or maybe ever). Continuing on from the "Current thing meme analysis thread", I've decided that we should make a parody of those "iceberg explained" videos for Agora Road.

I've done something like this once in this past on my own, but it wasn't very good and I've since unlisted it.

We can make it good this time though! I'm taking suggestions for entries and images. I'll probably end up making the iceberg image myself.
I'm not sure how to split up the workload for the video though. I could write the script, though I think it would be better if we got to work on that together as a community. It will probably be narrating in either my voice or with a TTS, though I don't know who will do the editing, since I'm not good at that, or whose channel it will be posted to. We could maybe upload it to the official Agora Youtube, if the admin is okay with that.


Anyways. Post entry titles, explanations, sidebar images, and joke ideas. Alternatively, are there maybe some that should be cut? What order should the entries be in?

This is what we have so far, though entry explanations are still wanted:
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>Yes or No
>agora road social medias (Facebook, Twitter, Youtube etc.)
>Pirate shilling on >Redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk and Nairaland
>Pregnant Agora-chan
>Melon
>Furry Road and bronies
>Jesuits
>Bots on Agora Road
>Cult of Ankha
>Illuminati Pirate is an actual member of the Illuminati
>Agora Road is a psyop
>"Agora Road is a psyop" is a psyop
>Agora Toad
>E-zine
>Abandoned chats
>Agora Road writers club
>y2k underground
>Silk road
>Cult of agora-chan
>Old names/users who changed names
>Quake
>Japan meetup
>Agora Road secret underground Kabukicho club
>Astral projection is communist [DO NOT RESEARCH]
>AIR book club (It's not happening)
>AIR book club (It IS happening)
>Trees
>Third coming of Christ browses /jp/
>Research [DO NOT RESEARCH]
>Internet Gnomes
>Jesus is a mushroom
>Agora-chan and Mel lemon fanfictions and fanart [DO NOT RESEARCH]
>Everyone's username is real
>Agora Road is a real road
>Nikpill
>/x/ ads
>totsugeki
>posting on the forum is covert NSA training
>the server rewrites posts with subliminal steganography
>The L. in L. Rhodes stands for [REDACTED]
>The road is purgatory and our souls are being judged by MTTS
>Hedgehog Dilema's posts are all anagrams of excerpts of the Tibetan Book of the Dead
>Secret user whose posts you can only see once you reach level 9
>Higher user level means equates to higher psychic prowess
>Editing posts resets the universe's timeline
>Agora Road is a hotbed for right-wing extremism
>Winston Files Leak
>Agora online games
>Agora webring
>NintendoChalmers
>Vaporwavemaster1
>The pre-forum era
>Agora-cities
>Female users
>Cursed Agora-cities Angel Event [DO NOT RESEARCH]
>Do not research into Agora Road Subscriptions
>Misuzu's Autism Shack (actual longest thread)
>Disillusion is a remake of Polybius
>Secret chatroom for the elite members
>PFC is Manpaint conspiracy [Do NOT research!!!]
>The protagonist from Digital Seclusion is an Agora Road user
>Naglobud's wife
>Agora is the Web3.0 evolution of Worlds MMO
>Mel is real
>r/agoraroad
>Heavens Gate connection
>Post:Reaction ratio
>Kolph's 5-second E-girl phase [DEFINITELY Do NoT rEsEaRcH]

You forgot Angora-Chan. Probably mine, Pangolin, Jessie, and Kameraad's greatest achievement. (plus booba edit)
 
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The longest thread on Agora (publicly) is the Anarchy thread. However, the real longest thread is actually my DM conversation with Summer, unless two people want to come out and challenge us by claiming they actually have a DM conversation with 70 or more pages of messages minimum
 

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