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That's some OG ancient agora history. I think only Pirate could spill the beans. MTTS probably was too far inside his own ass (as always) to have any relevant memories of past users. Maybe in a few years we'll be able to name the eras, with ours being probably the 2nd not including the pre-forum era.
I mean I'm like the second closet to know about this lore from pirate him and in fact on the day I first discovered the site back in August of 2021, I remember Pirate banning him off on the containment chat back when that was a chatroom opened for guests to talk in. It eventually led Pirate to just forever locking the chatroom to members only like Macintosh chat.

As for as I know from what Pirate told me along with @CognacDefender in chatroom the other day, NintendoChalmers was just some /pol/tard who tried to advertise /fashwave/, an ungodly aesthetic meme from that board, and then tried to turn the site into a /pol/satellite which failed. This lead to him to just attempting to destroy the site by preforming a raid on it and it lead to Pirate stepping in and banning him permanently.

He also was a reason as to why Naa, another user I never spoken to or met but was aware of from Pirate's convo in chat, left as he kept harassing her supposedly.

Hope that's enough to suffice @Jessica3cho雪血⊜青意
 
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* Accounts created in 2017
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* E-zine issue 0
* The 1-in-a-million random quote on the front page
* At 3:33 AM, the Windows XP Gold theme turns into Windows XP Silver theme
* Parkcity award
* Latin American takeover of the forum
* Accounts created in 2017
* The indonesian hack
* The forum rollbacks in 2022 were ordered by the CIA to erase certain posts
* Ruby Pentagon

I love all of these. They have that OG creepypasta 'plausible enough' creepy feel to them
 
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* Latin American takeover of the forum
I forgot about this factoid, I'm not even sure who is the majority of Agora users at this point.
* The indonesian hack
Back-to-Back!
* Ruby Pentagon
Ruby Hexagon?

Thats all part of the MTTS era for easier understanding
Just imagine him but being able to speak on this thread and everywhere. That's what lead to his first banning.
 
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Just imagine him but being able to speak on this thread and everywhere. That's what lead to his first banning.
Fair enough. He can actually post on agora /lit/ but he doesnt seem to want to
 
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Ruby Pentagon is Ruby Hexagon's alter ego, a complete opposite of his normal personality, and it's the user who caused Ruby's account to be deleted. A sad bit of Agora's past
Fuck! I forgot the email he sent me. Man it would've been nice to see him again and just chat. Oh well.
 
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We all shitpost that the road's members are either glowies or AIs, but what if some are the spirits of the dead? :monkaW:

Maybe manpaint leaving the internet means he finally moved on to the afterlife.
nah bro I just faked my death for the lulz Im 100% alive
 
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My name is actually Jack.
"Juan Carlos, Rey de los Cheetahs, el sucesor de Solid Snake, el famoso nunca-baja-de-5%-alcohol-en-sangre, el unico usuario nivel 11 con 67185 mensajes en el chat" is Jackeline's full name and title, don't let him distract you from that

The pirate nairaland investigation arc was kino. Also you missed the super secret agora group dm and the mastodon instance (idk if it's still running).
I completely forgot about that one too. I wonder if it's full of messages and I haven't logged in in months
 
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>the man in the banana suit (DO NOT RESEARCH)
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You forgot Angora-Chan. Probably mine, Pangolin, Jessie, and Kameraad's greatest achievement. (plus booba edit)
I'm never going let you live that down, Hadrian. I'll make sure to embellish the story overtime for my own amusement. You will be remembered as the man who stole $120 in church funds to commision furry porn.
 
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