Agora Road Movie Plot thread.

[CognacDefender]

This is a genuine thread for discussing what the plot for an Agora Road movie would be. Please post your ideas.

 

[L. Rhodes]

THIS SUMMER
The Internet Theory......is dead.

THE SUPER POZZED MARVEL BLOCKBUSTER AGORA ROAD MACINTOSH CAFE MOVIE

 

[Remember_Summer_Days]

Who will play Ankha and Agora Chan?

 

[Remember_Summer_Days]

I got it.

The Rock as Agora Chan

Shakira as Ankha

 

[ETierhuman]

Who the villian?

 

[lain is here]

THIS SUMMER
The Internet Theory......is dead.

THE SUPER POZZED MARVEL BLOCKBUSTER AGORA ROAD MACINTOSH CAFE MOVIE
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Can I get a cameo, I'll settle for a minor role

 

[Remember_Summer_Days]

Who the villian?

The Jesuits teaming up with reddit.

 

[Remember_Summer_Days]

L. Rhodes (Played by Ryan Gosling) was just your average cute anime neet girl. But when the internet goes missing, she is sumonned by Nanami (Played by Nathalie Portman) to save the internet... However, Rhodes is about to find out... that going outside... Is harder than it looks...

 

[shinobu]

Can I get a cameo, I'll settle for a minor role

Want to play Pepsiman? The role's open

 

[Remember_Summer_Days]

Want to play Pepsiman? The role's open

 

[Remember_Summer_Days]

Ok but who's gonna play Lain?

 

[ETierhuman]

Ok but who's gonna play Lain?

I'll take it

 

[lain is here]

Want to play Pepsiman? The role's open

But I'm more of a coke guy

 

[lain is here]

I'll take it

Sorry bro, my username calls dibs on that name

 

[ETierhuman]

Sorry bro, my username calls dibs on that name

I can't deny dibs, its all yours

 

[Pink Fluffy Cat]

so... Pooh's Adventure of The Dead Internet?

 

[shinobu]

But I'm more of a coke guy

You know, I think of Coke and Pepsi as the same because I water it down with carbonated water (85 soda-15 water or even 90-10) and add a slice of lemon, so they taste the same.

 

[lain is here]

You know, I think of Coke and Pepsi as the same because I water it down with carbonated water (85 soda-15 water or even 90-10) and add a slice of lemon, so they taste the same.

I do the same, but instead of water I add whiskey to mine lol

 

[LostintheCycle]

Our valiant heroes all wander into a bar, knowing themselves to be outlaws they would fit in here.
They know one guy here has the info they need to fight the Jesuit redditors. There he is, in the corner.

"I heard somebody wanted me?" Robert De Niro as MarchToTheSea says.
"The Jesuits are after us, and we hear you're the only one able to fight them!"

 

[lain is here]

MarchToTheSea played by Joe Pesci, New Agora User played by Ray Liotta

MarchToTheSea: "So I told dat sonnava bitch, 'Alright, I'll tell you something: Go fuck your mother."

*Everyone Laughs

New Agora User: "You're based man, you are really based."

MarchToTheSea: "What do you mean?"

New Agora User: "That you're based."

MarchToTheSea: "What do you mean I'm 'based'?"

New Agora User: "Just that, you're based man."

MarchToTheSea: "No, what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?"

New Agora User: "It's just, you know. You're just based, it's... based, the things you say."

MarchToTheSea: "Based how? What's based about it?

CognacDefender: "Mtts, you're misunderstanding."

MarchToTheSea: "Oh, oh, Cognac. He's a big boi, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Based how?"

New Agora User: "Jus..."

MarchToTheSea: "What?"

New Agora User: "Just... ya know, you're based."

MarchToTheSea: "No, no, I don't know. YOU said it. HOW do I know? How the fuck am I 'based', what the fuck is so based about me?"