Agora Road Murder Games

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Postgame: Now that the thread is dead and nobody's requesting to put their own characters in, here's the setup for the Murder Games for anyone who wants to simulate it themselves. Thanks for playing!

Well, this is the last full day that I'll be spending at the campus library to finish my projects, and the one I have left shouldn't really take that much time or effort... So let's give me a motive to stay here longer than I need to be! Introducing...

AGORA ROAD MURDER GAMES
What are the Agora Road Murder Games? Well, it's actually super simple; for any of you who remember the old Brant Steele Hunger Games Simulator, it's basically the exact same thing with a few extra changes; perks, personality types, weapons/items, and custom teams (or no team!).

All you have to do is state that you're interested, choose 1-2 perks and 1 item, and agree to a team. You have the option to be a total gigachad and go out there teamless with no perks or items if you wish.

If you want to join a team, the other members have to agree to it. If you say "I'm joining this team," they'll have to approve unless they specifically state that anyone can join their team with no questions asked.
You can make a team with one leader (or "main" character) and a following of minor characters, but good luck trying to get a fucking Agora Road user to agree to being a follower.

PERKS (choose 0-2)
ITEMS (choose 0-1)
leaderbig stick
peacefulpitchfork
unstablesword
bulkyaxe
meekhandgun
naiveshotgun
deviousgrenade
seductiveslingshot
suicidalbow
sociopath flamethrower
kindrocket launcher
cutelaser gun
annoyingmagic wand
scrappyancient scepter
survivalistpet wolf
richpet tiger
inventorpet turtle
goth wish ring
lunatic

So, to set an example, I'll throw myself into the meat pit:
Team: None, but willing to join
Perks: Meek, Cute
Item: Shotgun
 
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GENOSAD

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im joining
Team: none
Perks: unstable, suicidal
Items: Rocket Launcher
Welcome to the grinder.
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Team: Forza Agora (dont need to be leader)
Perks: Seductive, Kind
Item: Magic Wand

I want at least @Some_porcupine in the team (he is the main character) and one of the mods, because we don't get along and I think it would be funny
Let me join you brother.
Perks: Scrappy, survivor
Item: Bow
Forza Agora sweep incoming
 
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big_ping07

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team: the uchiha clams (go clams!!)
perks: naive, scrappy
item: ancient scepter

union of brown breedable *twinks is craaaazy.
 
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あ-L-る

And you've proved once again...
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Perks: Devious, cute
Item: Shotgun
Team: I would like to join @big_ping07's team

(Also sorry Geno for making it too similar to yours)
 
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team: the uchiha clams (go clams!!)
perks: naive, scrappy
item: ancient scepter

union of brown breedable *twinks is craaaazy.
Team : Uchiha clams (You're under my shrimpjutsu, I WILL join you)
perks: annoying, scrappy
item: sword
 
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