Alright, lets be real guys...

[troopen]

Suggesting that a U.S. Intelligence Agency would conspire with the sitting president and the secret service to assassinate a former president is one thing, but really. Be serious. The CIA doesn't operate domestically.

View: https://x.com/bonzerbarry/status/1813925609808314746

 

[splashy]

shouldn't this be in the schizo board
anyways seems pretty sus but i don't care enough to do any research about it especially since i'm aussie

 

[LostintheCycle]

i'm aussie

This is an American forum for ACTUAL REAL PEOPLE who like beer, guns, and tits, not fags who like wine, manicures, and sucking dick, WORD UP
It's kind of suspicious that they called Australia a "penis colony", why is that?
Maybe there is a reason why he was captain COOKED
Is it because they are gay?
Hmm?
Well?

 

[splashy]

This is an American forum for ACTUAL REAL PEOPLE who like beer, guns, and tits, not fags who like wine, manicures, and sucking dick, WORD UP
It's kind of suspicious that they called Australia a "penis colony", why is that?
Maybe there is a reason why he was captain COOKED
Is it because they are gay?
Hmm?
Well?

because the first fleet had cocks so big they posed a threat to other humans so they shipped them off
thats why theres so much immigration in australioa, the cabal bourgeoisie tried to homoginise our massive penis to ruin the sex gods forever
btw i wrote this with a whole liter of vape in my body, get on my level amerimut crackheads

 

[LostintheCycle]

because the first fleet had cocks so big they posed a threat to other humans so they shipped them off
thats why theres so much immigration in australioa, the cabal bourgeoisie tried to homoginise our massive penis to ruin the sex gods forever
btw i wrote this with a whole liter of vape in my body, get on my level amerimut crackheads

John Howard -> John How are d(icks in your ass). TROLLED.
Albanese? what, does he speak Albanian or something? TROLLED.
"Shrimp on the barbie" -> hm so you admit you all play with your food and Barbie (TM) dolls? Are you kids? TROLLED.
YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED BY THE TROLLMOBILE

 

[splashy]

John Howard -> John How are d(icks in your ass). TROLLED.
Albanese? what, does he speak Albanian or something? TROLLED.
"Shrimp on the barbie" -> hm so you admit you all play with your food and Barbie (TM) dolls? Are you kids? TROLLED.
YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED BY THE TROLLMOBILE

i have no fear, for i have been the TROLLFACE this whole TIME!!
HAHAHA!!!! I AM NO PUSSY, FOR I AM USING THE MOST UNREADABLE FONT AND COLORS POSSIBLE!!!
BWAHAHAHHA !! I HAVE TRANSCENDED BEYOND POLITICS... I AM IN TROLLETICS NOW!!!
THE RAILS SHALL SHATTER TO BITS... AND THE POLITICS WILL BE GONE!!!

ermmm acktually thats a very harmful gender stereotype to say im gonna deplatform you off the road back to the evil 4chans

 

[Ardea]

Without commenting on the issue in OP, it's pretty obvious that the CIA operates domestically. To suggest otherwise would be naive

 

[wavve-creator]

be low paid aging mercenary
gets easy hit job at golf course
probably some rich dude that will be day drunk
easy job
mfw secret service starts shooting at me