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Shortly after the "administration" of "president" Franklin "Delano" Roosevelt finished writing what most people call "history" (the actual word of Satan), it set about to suppress all access to divine prophecy. To do this, it created two coequal institutions. First, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was created to disable all psychics (note that psychics have all been replace by physicists). Second, the Consumer Value Store (CVS) was created to ensure total pheromonal control of the public. Through these two arms the "Roosevelt" administration has controlled the world in secret for the last celestial age. This is why I will no longer be attending the regular "prescription pickup" ritual at the "CVS Pharmacy" (Church of Satan) and I encourage all like mind-ed free-wheeling patriots to do the same.

Good day and God bless
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Cheddar News! Here's what we're looking forward to today.

Apple has announced that they're buying the entirety of the US where they plan to enforce a permanent state of martial law over it's citizens. A company CEO has stated that they're "interested in looking overseas for more land to occupy."

Cheddar News! Look forward to what's next!
 
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Othello Zavaroni was part of a 16 year long conspiracy to keep me from accessing public documents about my health and well-being. This can be confirmed by any number of federal agents who must comply with the Freedom of Information Act. Zavaroni became embroiled with this age-old conspiracy in 1975 and didn't give up the ghost until his untimely demise. I suspect Zavaroni was executed. In any event, Zavaroni has escaped punishment yet again in his traditional way. Apparently, no civil or criminal charges can be brought against Zavaroni because he is dead. Many "lawyers" tell me this. On the other hand, because I know how to channel Zavaroni's spirit I should be able to serve process upon him with little trouble. This is yet another egregious scheme on the part of the US government to deny me my right to access to the courts. I will not rest until Zavaroni is brought to justice.

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What cancelled sitcom best describes your life?
Probably the Office
What does Vaporwave mean to you?

Vaporwave to me means aesthetic Juuls and some fine ass juice in my lungs
What subgenres are you most into?

Whats a subgenre
How did you find out about this place?

In an article online about the "dead internet conspiracy"
What do you do for fun?

I make fun of disabled children
 
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What cancelled sitcom best describes your life?
Probably the Office
What does Vaporwave mean to you?
Vaporwave to me means aesthetic Juuls and some fine ass juice in my lungs
What subgenres are you most into?
Whats a subgenre
How did you find out about this place?
In an article online about the "dead internet conspiracy"
What do you do for fun?
I make fun of disabled children
YOOOOODKcHaMp GUESS WHO GOT ANARCHY POST #1234 GUYS? FUCK YEAH
 
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HAVE SOME 2004 WALLPAPERS YALL IUNNO
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I WONT DOWNLOAD THEM BECAUSE ID RATHER BE CAUGHT DEAD THAN WITH ANIME GIRLS ON MY HDD SO ILL JUST POST EM HERE INSTEAD
THEY DO REEK OF 2004 THOUGH HUH (kinda aesthetic wth)
 
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Webcomics! Banzai!
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Foife hunnerd.
 
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