Anarchy

[pupok]

duende

 

[pupok]

I think your native language largely determines your personality - it becomes kind of language of your soul. This is why Asians seem like such insectoid aliens, and this is why if you try to think seriously in a funny language like Slovak, your brain circuitry shorts out and you get the hegehoge dillema

 

[silktrader]

the hoes could be here. the hoes could be anywhere. everywhere you go, everywhere you look, there poses a chance that you run into a hoe. under your bed. on the ceiling. in your drawers. outside your house slashing your tires. in your dms sending threatening messages as they keep calling you 'baby boy'. i will not rest until the hoe menace has been swiftly and efficiently dealt with.

 

[Some_porcupine]

https://ifunny.co/video/yvoIxKDPB?s=cl

 

[Ross_Я]

Why should i?

Because from now on I can report you for de-rai-ling!

Yay, dictatorship!

 

[scuffed]

real

 

[Kino]

Very retarded greentext and most definately fake, but I personally find it hilarious due to how absurd it is

>Be in school cafeteria
>This annoying girl named Jenny won't leave me alone
>Keeps spouting all manner of verbal abuse at me, tell me I'm gross, a loser, etc.
>Has been harassing me every day
of the year for existing
>Try to ignore her
>Bitch literally spits in my food and laughs
>Consider slamming my tray into her stupid foundation- caked face, but I know I'd get beat up for hitting a girl
>Sit down at an empty table
>Try to eat around the part she spat on
>hear some commotion and look up
>Oh no
>It's Stephan
>Stephan is a 300 pound mentally disabled guy who goes to our school
>Literally speaks in baby talk and constantly talks about "good boy points" his mommy gives him
>It's honestly kind of sad
>see that Jenny has knocked his tray down and onto the floor
>I should also add that Stephan will not eat ANYTHING other than chicken tenders
>He's obsessed with them and freaks the fuck out if anyone messes with his
>And given the amount of tendies spilt over the cafeteria floor, I'd say we're in for a demonstration of his power

>Stephan lets out an ear-piercing screech, tearing his shirt off and pounding on his man-boobs like a gorilla
>Jenny wises up and tries to make a run for it but he catches her by her hair and throws her down on the floor
>He pins her down with his foot, effortlessly keeping her from getting loose with his body weight
>As he undoes his belt he says, "Your foul deed has left me sour. Now you'll feel my poopie power!"
>Can hear her screaming and literally begging for mercy as he repositions himself to lower his ass onto her face
>She thrashes around harder than I have ever seen a human or animal do in my life, desperate to get loose
>Stephan begins to clench his teeth
>An absolutely horrifying mix of brown, yellow, and black liquid erupts from his anus and onto her terrified face
>Jenny's screams are muffled under the wave of diarrhea and hard little chunks pouring over her
>She pukes, but that only forces her to open her mouth
>Big mistake
>She somehow manages to look even more desperate to get his dangerous defecating ass away from her
>She fantically pushes on him to try to move his body, but he's determined to finish the job
>After what seems like an eternity, Stephen's ass finally runs out of ammunition and lets out a small, wet fart before closing back up the way it began
>Jenny's head is literally completely soaked in liquid shit
>She's not even moving anymore, as Stephen grabs the tendies right off the floor and starts eating them
>Three months later and she's still not herself
>Doesn't bully me
>Doesn't talk to anyone
>Always has this wide-eyed look and her hands are always shaking to the point where she can't even hold a pencil to take notes
>Stephen was expelled, but I got his Steam from a friend
>We play CS 1.6 together regularly
>Not a bad guy as long as he's winning, which he
always is
>Heard him screaming at his "bitch mommy" to get him some tendies just an hour ago
Thanks, Stephen. You're a real bro.

 

[☯змія☯]

Very retarded greentext and most definately fake, but I personally find it hilarious due to how absurd it is
View attachment 97530
>Be in school cafeteria
>This annoying girl named Jenny won't leave me alone
>Keeps spouting all manner of verbal abuse at me, tell me I'm gross, a loser, etc.
>Has been harassing me every day
of the year for existing
>Try to ignore her
>Bitch literally spits in my food and laughs
>Consider slamming my tray into her stupid foundation- caked face, but I know I'd get beat up for hitting a girl
>Sit down at an empty table
>Try to eat around the part she spat on
>hear some commotion and look up
>Oh no
>It's Stephan
>Stephan is a 300 pound mentally disabled guy who goes to our school
>Literally speaks in baby talk and constantly talks about "good boy points" his mommy gives him
>It's honestly kind of sad
>see that Jenny has knocked his tray down and onto the floor
>I should also add that Stephan will not eat ANYTHING other than chicken tenders
>He's obsessed with them and freaks the fuck out if anyone messes with his
>And given the amount of tendies spilt over the cafeteria floor, I'd say we're in for a demonstration of his power
View attachment 97529
>Stephan lets out an ear-piercing screech, tearing his shirt off and pounding on his man-boobs like a gorilla
>Jenny wises up and tries to make a run for it but he catches her by her hair and throws her down on the floor
>He pins her down with his foot, effortlessly keeping her from getting loose with his body weight
>As he undoes his belt he says, "Your foul deed has left me sour. Now you'll feel my poopie power!"
>Can hear her screaming and literally begging for mercy as he repositions himself to lower his ass onto her face
>She thrashes around harder than I have ever seen a human or animal do in my life, desperate to get loose
>Stephan begins to clench his teeth
>An absolutely horrifying mix of brown, yellow, and black liquid erupts from his anus and onto her terrified face
>Jenny's screams are muffled under the wave of diarrhea and hard little chunks pouring over her
>She pukes, but that only forces her to open her mouth
>Big mistake
>She somehow manages to look even more desperate to get his dangerous defecating ass away from her
>She fantically pushes on him to try to move his body, but he's determined to finish the job
>After what seems like an eternity, Stephen's ass finally runs out of ammunition and lets out a small, wet fart before closing back up the way it began
>Jenny's head is literally completely soaked in liquid shit
>She's not even moving anymore, as Stephen grabs the tendies right off the floor and starts eating them
>Three months later and she's still not herself
>Doesn't bully me
>Doesn't talk to anyone
>Always has this wide-eyed look and her hands are always shaking to the point where she can't even hold a pencil to take notes
>Stephen was expelled, but I got his Steam from a friend
>We play CS 1.6 together regularly
>Not a bad guy as long as he's winning, which he
always is
>Heard him screaming at his "bitch mommy" to get him some tendies just an hour ago
Thanks, Stephen. You're a real bro.

Man, we do really reach the point in which we are posting lame ass greentexts? Aight.

 

[LostintheCycle]

>An absolutely horrifying mix of brown, yellow, and black liquid erupts from his anus and onto her terrified face

I probably won't eat dinner while reading Agora for a while after this.

 

[Hadrian Hardrada Cicero]

I can guarantee to you all that 50% of Agora will look at this meme and unironically agree.

 

[Mew]

Edge.
Edge.
Have you ever been on an Edging Streak? Edge.
Edge.
Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge.
Edge.
When you're not performing your Edging, Do they make you Goon? Edge.
Edge.
Rizz.
Rizz.
Whats it like to hold a Gyatt of someone you love? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel? Sigma to Sigma? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you long for having your heart Rizzed? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you dream about being Rizzed?
Rizz.
Baby Gronk Rizzed up Livvy Dunne, Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you feel theres a part of you thats Skibidi? Rizz.
Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Why dont you say that 3 times? Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.
Skibidi Edge Rizz.

 

[Stêrka neo-cîhanê]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z04Ls7qJYOM

this is what the british took away, good music

 

[Tech64]

i swear i'm not that big of an H*R fan my pfp and this are the only images on my computer

 

[Alix]

 

[Digital Cheese]

I am wanted in 169 countries for my pencil collection of 476 (i didnt pay the taxes upon receiving them)

 

[Juice the Bunglerman]

What if you...but what if?

 

[troopen]

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.

 

[selfKaiHarness]

caption this

 

[Some_porcupine]

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caption this

"Guys can girlboss too"
/
"Thrift shop 2 - URL"
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"All my moods (/friend groups' reprez's meetup)" /
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"Genres i listen to (/Blunt AUX rotation)"

 

[Deerhunter]