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Shortly after the "administration" of "president" Franklin "Delano" Roosevelt finished writing what most people call "history" (the actual word of Satan), it set about to suppress all access to divine prophecy. To do this, it created two coequal institutions. First, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was created to disable all psychics (note that psychics have all been replace by physicists). Second, the Consumer Value Store (CVS) was created to ensure total pheromonal control of the public. Through these two arms the "Roosevelt" administration has controlled the world in secret for the last celestial age. This is why I will no longer be attending the regular "prescription pickup" ritual at the "CVS Pharmacy" (Church of Satan) and I encourage all like mind-ed free-wheeling patriots to do the same.
Good day and God bless
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