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ATTN: ALL CIA AGENTS
Cease and desist from altering my music playlists immediately! Why do you seek to traumatize me in this way? Is it so important that you prevent my highly lucrative and very patentable inventions from coming to fruition? In July of 1994, then President Bill Clinton ordered you to ensure that my inventions would not disrupt operations in Yugoslavia. Now your corrupt autocratic masters demand you prevent me from saving the people of Ukraine!? Only sick trauma fetishists, such as yourselves, would continue to engage in this scheme. My inventions could quite literally be the most valuable and patentable inventions of all time! I have also noticed your efforts to subvert me by removing all DNS records for Kroger and related stores. Do not assume this will go unpunished! When my incredibly profitable inventions have been completed I will be pursuing legal action against you! Think smarter not harder! You don't want to be on the losing end of the largest civil judgement of all time! Maybe you are brainstorming new ideas to traumatize and psychologically torture me? Give it up while you still can! Unlike you, I am not doing anything to jeopardize the sanctity of international law or violate any intellectual property rights. I will not be silenced or suppressed! No matter how many times you rearrange files on my desktop, I will not stop working for the good of mankind! I will be meeting with investors looking to purchase licenses to my extremely patentable and very profitable inventions soon.
You have been warned.
Cease and desist from altering my music playlists immediately! Why do you seek to traumatize me in this way? Is it so important that you prevent my highly lucrative and very patentable inventions from coming to fruition? In July of 1994, then President Bill Clinton ordered you to ensure that my inventions would not disrupt operations in Yugoslavia. Now your corrupt autocratic masters demand you prevent me from saving the people of Ukraine!? Only sick trauma fetishists, such as yourselves, would continue to engage in this scheme. My inventions could quite literally be the most valuable and patentable inventions of all time! I have also noticed your efforts to subvert me by removing all DNS records for Kroger and related stores. Do not assume this will go unpunished! When my incredibly profitable inventions have been completed I will be pursuing legal action against you! Think smarter not harder! You don't want to be on the losing end of the largest civil judgement of all time! Maybe you are brainstorming new ideas to traumatize and psychologically torture me? Give it up while you still can! Unlike you, I am not doing anything to jeopardize the sanctity of international law or violate any intellectual property rights. I will not be silenced or suppressed! No matter how many times you rearrange files on my desktop, I will not stop working for the good of mankind! I will be meeting with investors looking to purchase licenses to my extremely patentable and very profitable inventions soon.
You have been warned.
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