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heres mine

got put on Cymbalta and of course the first thing i do is try and snort it.
>open pill capsule and dumped out the beads
>start crushing
>keep crushing
>still crushing, change crusher
>5 min later still crushing
>finally has somewhat powder consistency
>line one up with trusty school ID
>SNOOOOOOOOORT.MPEG
>goes down smoothly, calm before the storm
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHITBURNSSSSSSSS.WAV
>desperately drinking water and clearing my nose
>sinuses are on suicide watch
>threw away the rest of the pile

>not even a buzz, serotonin receptors BTFO
 
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This is going to make me sound like a nerd, but the first time I had ever seen and hit a juul I took one good rip and had to lay down for a solid minute. I didn't know what it was when I hit it, I was just told "bro try this shit." I had smoked weed on prior occasions and after that first hit I had to ask if it was some sort of dab pen because of how strong the nicotine effected me. Felt really head high and was low-key tweaking with how it gave my body a tingling chill. Unfortunately the nicotine never again felt as good as that first rip. Boy do I miss those mango juul pods...
 
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Ambien dude, I mean I don't remember anything too funny happening on it but still it was always hella weird. Got my hands on some of that shit a little while back and damn, there was a whole lot of waking up the next morning with hickeys, bruises and sometimes it was both of those things plus waking up next to a girl I knew I shouldn't have done anything with. Also, there were the times people told me I was just driving while lifted from this stuff. For sure would recommend if you want to make life a little more interesting.
 
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>be at a halloween party
>~20 people, people are drunk, high on weed, high on shrooms, high on lsd and I'm high on exctacy
>eventually see the host(guy) being inappropriately touched by some other guy I don't know, but everyone seems to act as if nothing's going on
>ask the host(high on lsd) if I need to interfere, because his face is one of discomfort
>"yes please"
>just go sit in between them and act as if nothing's going on
>make small talk with the perpetrator(drunk)
>since I'm high on x my mind's racing like crazy, so I make a deal with myself to check up on the situation every 5 minutes
>be like m-f'ing james bond, when I'm not nearby I get a glass of water or smth just so I can walk past the perpetrator
>eventually, whilst doing checkup #58 (not sure), I see the perpetrator touch the host again
>instantly just sit on top of him
>the motherfucker says: "how cute of you to defend him like that"
>there is no fucking way an innocent person would say that after touching the host twice
>thismeanswar
>start telling him how he really shouldn't do this shit
>night goes on
>still check on the fucker every 5 minutes. I will not forget
>eventually see the two sit next to eachother again
>just plop myself inbetween
>host starts laughing and says: "I expected you to do that!"
>do it a 4th time later on, at which the host says: "alright CahCaw, you can stop now"

Weirdest fucking shit ever. Rather funny though. I swear the guy was watching me too (he just started laying down at some point and would half-asleep look at my direction).
 
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