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Conspiracies you have little to no proof of but still believe

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The real reason Agora Road's webpages are so compute-heavy is because Nagolbud and Illuminati Pirate are syphoning off CPU cycles to mine bitcoin.

...seriously though these webpages consume a ridiculous amount of compute resources.

Me: Babe! It's time to log on to AR Macintosh Cafe!
My CPU:
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you're wrong, they're clearly dogecoin hodlrs
 
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I think this site is been operating under the influence of NSA.
Nihilists
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Amurica.


Of course I have no evidence so it is similar to almost all conspiracy theories
 
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We are inside a simulation. A simulation of the Effects of the Internet. A tool too advanced for our time.(kinda like giving AR15 to Medieval Fighters type scenario).
 
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Diagnoses such as ADHD and aspergers are pushed by the elites because it helps to demoralize and disempower potential future dissidents.
 

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Diagnoses such as ADHD and aspergers are pushed by the elites because it helps to demoralize and disempower potential future dissidents.
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Diagnoses such as ADHD and aspergers are pushed by the elites because it helps to demoralize and disempower potential future dissidents.
I believe that vaccines are more than medicine, a form of eugenics that shapes the human body for the benefit of the elite and limits it in terms of power and intelligence.
 
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Scandinavian countries try to hide their depression (Due to the bad weather and long nights) to be ranked in the lists of happiest nations on earth.
I'm unsure if this counts since its pretty much a verifiable fact. Simply check Europe's antidepressant usage and how shockingly prevalent it is in the northern countries.
 
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The attack on the guidestones of Georgia, it was a symbolic significance attack which in my opinion has at least two meanings. Either it is a symbolic strike of the light forces that indicate the strong resistance to the plans of the new world order (see the content of the plates), or it was done by the cabal itself with the aim of showing that a written plate was fulfilled or it was just an attack by normiecrooks.
 
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Scandinavian countries try to hide their depression (Due to the bad weather and long nights) to be ranked in the lists of happiest nations on earth.
The whole world has depression, even here in mediterranian which the weather is at least more sunny than the north, the antidepressants usage after the lockdowns, increased a lot.
 
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I'm unsure if this counts since its pretty much a verifiable fact. Simply check Europe's antidepressant usage and how shockingly prevalent it is in the northern countries.
Also not that interesting food outside of salmons, some pancakes with blueberry jam and ikea stuff, Even frozen pizza is considered as Norway's national food.
 
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The attack on the guidestones of Georgia, it was a symbolic significance attack which in my opinion has at least two meanings. Either it is a symbolic strike of the light forces that indicate the strong resistance to the plans of the new world order (see the content of the plates), or it was done by the cabal itself with the aim of showing that a written plate was fulfilled or it was just an attack by normiecrooks.
The paradox here is they are pretty good in social welfare which even developed countries are jealous like USA, but the huge pushback are the horrible weather and the lack of fresh grown food.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45308016(Note: It's old article)
 
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Do you remember the router extender from a can of beer which it has been busted?
I made a simple horn antenna for an university project out of beer can, some copper wire and sma port and it worked. The aluminium allows to spread better the signal.
 
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Private messages are a tool used by the elite (pedophiles) to hide information from decent and well-meaning users (me). Just think about it. If you don't have anything (pedophilia) to hide, why would you be making your messages private?

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Look at this 'Lock conversation' option - frankly, it's Nazism in disguise and I think if you can't see that it's because you are one (pedophile). No responses allowed? What are they (pedophiles) hiding from?
Private messages are a tool used by me (decent and well-meaning user) to hide information from the elite (pedophiles). If you have nothing to hide, why don't you just directly upload your personal information to the chinese authorities?
 
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The idea that post-WW2 women wanted to go to work, because muh opression, muh independence.

I believe the real reason is a corporate psy-op, through the propaganda outlets and paid shills, to inflate the labour force and depress wages.
On what planet did women think that being wage-cucks was more dignified, more important, than being mothers and literally raising the next generation, the future, in their image.

I'm also leaning towards the idea that many of the problems of modernity exist, or are exacerbated by, the fact that women aren't mothers like they used to be. As they split their time between work and home, surely this results in more negative outcomes for the children, when compared to previous generations.
 
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The idea that post-WW2 women wanted to go to work, because muh opression, muh independence.

I believe the real reason is a corporate psy-op, through the propaganda outlets and paid shills, to inflate the labour force and depress wages.
On what planet did women think that being wage-cucks was more dignified, more important, than being mothers and literally raising the next generation, the future, in their image.

I'm also leaning towards the idea that many of the problems of modernity exist, or are exacerbated by, the fact that women aren't mothers like they used to be. As they split their time between work and home, surely this results in more negative outcomes for the children, when compared to previous generations.
This is something I also believe a lot. And going deeper than that wage-cuck is for no-one. Neither man or woman shall work outside of the family structures, work is also raising children on the side, as was done in pre-industrial families. We are on a road of isolation of the person and nuclear family is just a step in that, an isolation of a smaller segment of family living alone and now the end game is total isolation and communication through digital channels.

If this isn't low life, I don't know what is. On one hand I get why people want to isolate nowadays - it's because they feel the outside is not theirs anymore. But then whose is it?
 
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This is something I also believe a lot. And going deeper than that wage-cuck is for no-one. Neither man or woman shall work outside of the family structures, work is also raising children on the side, as was done in pre-industrial families. We are on a road of isolation of the person and nuclear family is just a step in that, an isolation of a smaller segment of family living alone and now the end game is total isolation and communication through digital channels.

If this isn't low life, I don't know what is. On one hand I get why people want to isolate nowadays - it's because they feel the outside is not theirs anymore. But then whose is it?
I disagree that the nuclear family is a step in the direction of atomisation.
The nuclear family is the core component, the basic building block that the wider family structures are made from.
However, I do agree that the fact that people don't integrate with their wider family as much as in previous generations is a problem.
People are stronger when they have more friends and family around them. Rather than relying on the state or themselves, they should be relying on relatives and close friends.

As you say maybe the isolation is a response current cultural climate, that the potential costs of trying to form bonds is perceived as too great to be worth it. So people retreat to the easy digital.

Maybe I'm just projecting that last part.
 

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Well maybe it's not the nuclear family per se, but at the same point it was created in the industrial revolution and the creation of the metropolis which were the main causes of at least some isolationist concepts:
  • working for others and not for the extended family
  • not owning your home and work places, or better being more controlled in these places
  • the idea of privacy but on the horizontal level, i.e. children having their own rooms
  • the concept of management and not having a say in your work - destruction of creativity of man
  • state induced support for being "independent"
Compared to nowadays, of course I see the nuclear family as something having worth. At the same time though, I feel like it was a stepping stone to the "state being the only family and we are all the children" mentality I see nowadays around me, since the nuclear family was isolated and then bisected by work ethics, firstly by detracting the father from the family, now the mother and so was is left if not a bunch of children of all ages, and someone else having the responsibility?
 
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There are millions of active portals to various places all over the world. Hell, Heaven, every astral realm in between, but that's not the conspiracy - that's an obvious fact. Rather, my conspiracy is about the existence of a specific portal which I have absolutely zero evidence for aside from a story that replays over & over in my head. In order to explain the mechanism through which this portal came into being, I must explain a far more famous portal's creation. When the Titanic sunk, the Grand Staircase floated up out of the ship and splintered into a thousand little pieces. This is why it is completely missing from the wreck & why this happened during the filming of the movie. In the hollow of the grand staircase, there was a great emptiness, an enormous wound in reality as that staircase was the soul of the ship. This is a portal to WaterHell. WaterHell is channeled several times in Mario 64. There is another portal to a different Hell in the sub-basement of 9 East 71st Street, NY, NY, USA. However, it uses a very similar technology, of staircases and hollows. Behind a hidden door in a bathroom is a stainless steel room where all the cameras are watched by a security guard. Ghislaine Maxwell brings Epstein, the moronic coomer that he is to FleshHell, dips his toe into the portal she had him build (as his house manager). There he has his flesh rotated and inverted and twisted and tortured. She did this so he could understand the inversion of flesh, the true meaning of The Grotesque. Rabelais & His World is a good starting point here. Epstein ate this torture and understood the meaning of hollows and portals. A wound creates a portal to the Hell inhabited by the corpse. The Titanic sinks and its great wound of drowning becomes a portal to WaterHell. There is a portal to FleshHell in the sub-basement of the NY property.

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