Crackpot ideas for when you become unchallenged dictator

[Math Equal Angelic Mantra]

"Crackpot" as in nuke the moon not populism. Same thing with the /pol/tard from earlier.

I can up the ante and say I would execute all the previously mentioned elites and politicians by putting them all in a rocket and blowing it us just outside Earth's atmosphere or shooting it into the sun.

 

[灰の男性]

I can up the ante and say I would execute all the previously mentioned elites and politicians by putting them all in a rocket and blowing it us just outside Earth's atmosphere or shooting it into the sun.

Doesn't count since the intention is just populism, go make a "Your political fantasies" thread instead (don't actually do that).

 

[alCannium27]

Everything is allowed as long as nobody bothers me.

I'm gonna call the cops

 

[omnidisplay]

I would want a massive evil palace with a large hall containing a long evil table where I sit and discuss being evil with my co-conspirators. At said evil table, we would discuss our tactics for spreading evil, with topics including but not limited to; evil ideas, evil actions, the recruitment of henchmen, the suppression of good, evil deity worship, evil propaganda, cool evil clothing designs (massive black and red cloaks for being very evil), mischief, misinformation, lying, tying damsels to train tracks, doing evil science experiments on animals (such as making alligator-bee hybrids), writing evil books, best maniacal laugh practices, ways to foil the journey of the protagonist, making stuff generally miserable, causing economic inflation, defunding hospitals, switching to a Kohls-cash based economy, cool laser weapons, coal mining (1800s style).
We would have cool evil servants that serve us evil tea and beer to keep us satiated for long evil-discussions about doing evil and being evil and shit.

 

[silkdealer]

death sentence for all doctors who performed a breast reduction surgery

 

[Digital Cheese]

- I will mandate all websites hosted by Venithians to have a mirror onto .venith and .vnth domains, which will be free of charge for those who are Venith citizens. Similarly, .venith and .vnth only sites will be available *and* even if you're outside of Greater Venith, you will be able to obtain them for $5 yearly or so.
- I will nuke New York City and replace it with museums for pens, video games, and memes.
- I will force all normies to live inside of 50-story apartments, they will have space anywhere from 1/8 acre rooms to 1/32 acre rooms, aka commie blocks. I will make these commie blocks look significantly better though, because obviously I don't want to make it dull. 32 rooms per acre, per floor. 1600 rooms on a 50-floor plan, give or take. I can't do 200 stories even for the lulz, otherwise we'd have 6400 rooms per acre.
- I will put pro-China propaganda everywhere because China is supreme and aryan.

 

[punishedgnome]

Everyone who plays music on their phone in or does face time calls in public places without using headphones will be shot.

 

[Creechan12]

As ultra supreme dictator of the world I would bring back bloodsports, but like the ancient roman coliseum kind where it's more like WWE than anything.

Destroy Denver Colorado as I build a new rail line through the entire United States.

Grab all the billionaires of the united states, line them up on their knees, ram the shits with a Ford Truck.

After that, all conflicts in the world will be solved by baseball. The Ukrainians and Russians have to form Baseball teams to see who captures what territories, so it's still a fun game of back and forth.

Nuke the icecaps on mars, because someone told me the ice would melt.

Make cloning tubes were it just mixes the two dna of consenting adults, so sex is eliminated.

Destroy the whitehouse and build the palace of the Soviets, but except for Stalin it's my stupid mug on top.

After solving all the world's problems with my very great plans. I retire to the woods where I'll probably be captured by revolutionaries and stabbed in the ass.

 

[LiraTirsoCaduceo]

Everyone who wants to become a member of parliament must be a pipe smoker.
All meetings of the parliament now need to include a pipe smoking ritual, where the representatives of all parties must share the smoke from a communal pipe, if you don't share the pipe then you can not join the debate nor vote. Once a consensus is rached and a deal sealed all of the members must smoke the pipe again to reinforce unity and bind the consensus reached. If you don't the vote you gave will be null and you risk losing your seat in parliament.
The parliament is a senate, this is a confederation, so full citizens don't vote the parliament members, they vote their provincial leaders, and these send representatives to the senate.
Whenever a decision is taken by the parliament the full citizens can vote to veto it.
To be a full citizen you must be a philosopher, to be recognised as a philosopher a school must first educate you as such. So there's no longer parties, now it's all philosophy schools, and each school has its centre in one of the provinces, but they are allowed to merge and absorb other provinces based on philosophical debates applying the Socratic Method.

If all goes well we will end up seeing what philosophy is better for society simply by observing how each school does in each province. The ultimate dialectical battle-ground.


Edit:
Forget about the debates, it will be swordfights now. The winner will get the power to revolutionise the world.

 

[Hypatia]

I want to make a particle accelerator around the Earth's equator to find more digits of quantum constants.

 

[omnidisplay]

Destroy Denver Colorado as I build a new rail line through the entire United States.

 

[SparkyWilson]

If if happens to be my country of residence (this glorious Union), I'd make it so that all telecom companies would be forced to set up a nationwide (including Alaska, Hawaii, and the territories) 2G network, and divert all of their current 5G infrastructure project funds into maintaining that and the current LTE networks. In addition, I would set up a full naval blockade of Cuba since we can't have any of them damn dirty no-good Communists fucking up my plans. I would impose economic policies to further cripple Intel and wouldn't bail them out under any circumstances. EPA regulations would be lifted for farmers and people who have a legitimate reason to own diesel-powered vehicles. I'm tired so I can't think of much else.

Edit: oh, and the Hughes amendment gets repealed. Fuck boomers and their pre-85 MAC-10s for $20k.

Based. Let me guess you have a Nokia 6010 or similar phone too?

 

[SparkyWilson]

Turn what ever country I take over into this:

 

[LiraTirsoCaduceo]

Turn what ever country I take over into this:

You get South Sudan.

 

[SparkyWilson]

You get South Sudan.

*Grabs my Short Shorts and gets to work*

 

[youtherthyf]

- left [the totally existing] bans on media piracy sites
- cut off as much unnecessary foreign import(example: cocacola and macdonalds) as possible. any affected work places are nationalized(by force) or left for local investors
-left the ban on over phone network voip connections
-fund an expedition to uncover gaddafi's corpus
-fund an area 51 equivalent and convince loonies i am keeping sexy single atlantians there
-launch full missile attacks targeted at xwitter's servers
-commie blocks commie blocks commie blocks commie-
-give my self a hat.

which ones are a shitpost and which ones are serous? up to you to figure out.

 

[Dead Star]

-National ban on ugly post-modernist architecture. Destroy most of the ugly eye sores across major cities and rebuild then in Art Deco style.


-Make cars appealing and affordable again. No hideous designs like Cybertruck or the dull EV cars. Give government contract to someone who will build this.

 

[灰の男性]

-National ban on ugly post-modernist architecture. Destroy most of the ugly eye sores across major cities and rebuild then in Art Deco style.


-Make cars appealing and affordable again. No hideous designs like Cybertruck or the dull EV cars. Give government contract to someone who will build this.
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Crackpot ideas for when you become unchallenged dictator

Pan-Latinist Stratocracy.

forum.agoraroad.com

 

[Minardi]

I've actually thought about something kinda similar, like if the government acted more like a non-profit developer. Buy land, build decent homes, and sell them at cost or even below to people who actually live and work in the area. Skip the profit motive, skip the speculators.

 

[RainySky]

Fuck everyones commie blocs, neoclassical and non-neoclassical architecture alike. Im removing all zoning laws in urban areas, removing safety regulations, and subsidising the production of concrete and neon signs to the max. The entire urban area of the country should have the density of kowloon walled city, I want cyberpunk dystopia. Of course my palace will be nice and spacious and comfy. But the rest of the country will be cool looking af