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Does Anyone Find WNBA Team Names and Matchups Oddly Divinitory?

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You know how the "current events" section of Twitter will have sport teams facing off? Lately they've been including WNBA games, and you get match ups like "Mystics at Dream" or today "Storm at Liberty." It feels like some sort of weird divination system hidden in plain sight. I've also heard that the WNBA is the secret of professional sports gamblers.
 
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  • Junious:
    hospital jobs have ridiculous hr hurdles in many cases
  • ?!MemoryHead!?:
    Junious said:
    hospital jobs have ridiculous hr hurdles in many cases
    wym?
  • ?!MemoryHead!?:
    i thought you meant hr as in hours
  • ?!MemoryHead!?:
    what kind of hurdles?
  • Junious:
    i had to have my blood tested for a variety of antibodies, had to take physical strength tests, 4 different interviews and warning sessions
  • Junious:
    the online form was extensive
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    retyping whole resume into their system
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    every school, all past jobs
  • ?!MemoryHead!?:
    Junious said:
    i had to have my blood tested for a variety of antibodies, had to take physical strength tests, 4 different interviews and warning sessions
    whoa....but thats for nursing right?
  • Junious:
    yeah
  • Junious:
    mandatory flu shot, optional covid
  • Junious:
    lots of hr bullshit classes. clicking through powerpoints on my "subconcious bias" where the correct answer is that i promise to always be nice to people who are different
  • ?!MemoryHead!?:
    well guess im not working at a hospitsl lol
  • ?!MemoryHead!?:
    Junious said:
    lots of hr bullshit classes. clicking through powerpoints on my "subconcious bias" where the correct answer is that i promise to always be nice to people who are different
    lol
  • Junious:
    but also they provided physical combat training and have approved patient takedowns for if a nurse gets choked or something
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    which was my favorite part
  • ?!MemoryHead!?:
    Junious said:
    but also they provided physical combat training and have approved patient takedowns for if a nurse gets choked or something
    damn
  • Junious:
    i partnered up with the biggest dude in the class and we beat the shit out of each other lol
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