Does Anyone Find WNBA Team Names and Matchups Oddly Divinitory?

[Math Equal Angelic Mantra]

You know how the "current events" section of Twitter will have sport teams facing off? Lately they've been including WNBA games, and you get match ups like "Mystics at Dream" or today "Storm at Liberty." It feels like some sort of weird divination system hidden in plain sight. I've also heard that the WNBA is the secret of professional sports gamblers.

 

[Panasonicdx]

It'd be a pretty good way to keep it secret bc no one watches that shit