Elden Ring

[Vaporweeb]

Me watching my mimic summon walk directly into the valiant gargoyle's poison cloud for the thirty seventh time

 

[Andy Kaufman]

Man the level pacing is wierd sometimes. Radahn dropped 70k runes, then I continued a little in the Caelid region and beat 3 more bosses, all of them dropped ~90k runes. But when you beat Radahn, a new area opens up which I then progressed in and there I suddenly one shotted all the enemies and the bosses there dropped only about 20-30k runes even though the area was inaccessible before Radahn.

Anyway, I'm level 115 or so now, beat 4 of the shardkeepers, and progressed Ranni's questline (if you know, you know) far enough to probably get a different ending. I thorougly explored all the regions available to me and am now in the Lyndell capital, ready to get to the Erdtree. Feels like it's the endgame. I have 30 vig, 45 str, and 50 fth and the Golden Halberd +9.

 

[Vaporweeb]

Man the level pacing is wierd sometimes. Radahn dropped 70k runes, then I continued a little in the Caelid region and beat 3 more bosses, all of them dropped ~90k runes. But when you beat Radahn, a new area opens up which I then progressed in and there I suddenly one shotted all the enemies and the bosses there dropped only about 20-30k runes even though the area was inaccessible before Radahn.

Anyway, I'm level 115 or so now, beat 4 of the shardkeepers, and progressed Ranni's questline (if you know, you know) far enough to probably get a different ending. I thorougly explored all the regions available to me and am now in the Lyndell capital, ready to get to the Erdtree. Feels like it's the endgame. I have 30 vig, 45 str, and 50 fth and the Golden Halberd +9.

Yeah, it's been a while since I've had a tough time just going through an area, but that might just be a consequence of me staying in the lower half of the map for so long.

 

[Vaporweeb]

Just found The Moonlight Greatsword and I've never regret not putting nearly 40 points into INT more

 

[Outer Heaven]

 

[RIG]

why the fuck does the most difficult hype fucking boss in the game where you can summon literally every npc to fight the STRONGEST MOST RIDICULOUS WARRIOR IN EXISTENCE in a 20v1 fight feature a huge strong man on a teeny tiny horse. He looks like an adult on a tricycle. His move set is ridiculous too guys got like 10 phases

 

[Vaporweeb]

why the fuck does the most difficult hype fucking boss in the game where you can summon literally every npc to fight the STRONGEST MOST RIDICULOUS WARRIOR IN EXISTENCE in a 20v1 fight feature a huge strong man on a teeny tiny horse. He looks like an adult on a tricycle. His move set is ridiculous too guys got like 10 phases

There are actual lore reasons, believe it or not.

View: https://youtu.be/GypRqlkHdWc

 

[Andy Kaufman]

Just found The Moonlight Greatsword and I've never regret not putting nearly 40 points into INT more

I have literally more than a dozen fo those respec items so it's never too late

 

[Andy Kaufman]

the most difficult hype fucking boss in the game

I wish man, I wish. I already heard the worst about that girl and I dread to fight her.

 

[Vaporweeb]

I wish man, I wish. I already heard the worst about that girl and I dread to fight her.

Literally nothing can be worse than Valiant Gargoyle, right? I can deal with literally any boss so long as it's just the one enemy.

 

[Andy Kaufman]

Literally nothing can be worse than Valiant Gargoyle, right? I can deal with literally any boss so long as it's just the one enemy.

There was a streamer who tried to evade a certain attack of that girl for 12 hours because he plans on doing a hitless run. He didn't manage to consistently evade her even after 12 hours. She supposedly has one special attack that basically one shots you and either you have a quickstep AoW or be lucky enough to stand far enough away. She IS optional though but at the moment she is considered the ultimate challenge.

 

[Vaporweeb]

There was a streamer who tried to evade a certain attack of that girl for 12 hours because he plans on doing a hitless run. He didn't manage to consistently evade her even after 12 hours. She supposedly has one special attack that basically one shots you and either you have a quickstep AoW or be lucky enough to stand far enough away. She IS optional though but at the moment she is considered the ultimate challenge.

Oh god, I'm getting Lady Maria flashbacks

 

[Andy Kaufman]

tits

 

[Vaporweeb]

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tits

Offer seed
ThereforeLet there be head

 

[Andy Kaufman]

seek rump

 

[Mеченый Яков]

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tits

Crystal Meth Waifu.

 

[RIG]

I went up to the tree thing in the capital city , why did the guy look just like godfried and that other dude in storm castle place? Is there a lore reason for them looking identical I'm missing

 

[the-dude-abides]

update: game is fucking sick, hit me up for PC summons I have pretty strong group of associates.

luv elden ring
luv torrent
luv greatswords

'ate poison
'ate that pumpkin guy never drops the badass helmet for me
'ate player that kill the sleeping dragon for levels

simple as

lol can you help me beat melenia?

 

[RIG]

ate that pumpkin guy never drops the badass helmet for me

I actually got the helmet first kill so I thought it was scripted, it was on a bridge

 

[darth shart]

lol can you help me beat melenia?

'sentient_sHIDDENFARt' on steam

I actually got the helmet first kill so I thought it was scripted, it was on a bridge

I ended up getting it on the one protecting the wagon way later on the plateau, I farmed that one on the Saints Bridge you probably mean 20 times and it still never dropped