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Big update today. Added AN ENTIRE NEW NPC, nerfs, and some QOL stuff among others.
Fuck yeah! Just saw it, too!

Biggest for me:
  • Added NPC Jar-Bairn.
  • Added new quest phases for the following NPCs: Diallos/ Nepheli Loux/ Kenneth Haight/ Gatekeeper Gostoc.
  • Fixed a bug which causes some weapons to have incorrect scaling after strengthening.
  • Fixed a bug which causes some weapons to not use stat scaling.
  • Increased the drop rate of Smithing Stone for some enemies.
  • Increased the damage for all offensive cracked pot items.
 
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Fuck yeah! Just saw it, too!

Biggest for me:
  • Added NPC Jar-Bairn.
  • Added new quest phases for the following NPCs: Diallos/ Nepheli Loux/ Kenneth Haight/ Gatekeeper Gostoc.
  • Fixed a bug which causes some weapons to have incorrect scaling after strengthening.
  • Fixed a bug which causes some weapons to not use stat scaling.
  • Increased the drop rate of Smithing Stone for some enemies.
  • Increased the damage for all offensive cracked pot items.
And I literally just killed Gostoc because he was just stomping on Godrick for like three years straight...
 
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And I literally just killed Gostoc because he was just stomping on Godrick for like three years straight...
yeah I killed him on my first char. too.
But I already started 2 new ones (one DEX but he was lame so I kinda quit after Radahn) and now a pure STR guy who just did a suicide run into Caelid to get Guts' dragonslayer. Since he barely did anything yet but get some smithing stones, he will be enjoying the new patch.
 
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Holy shit, yeah. Finally got him today. I would like to personally thank Blaidd for distracting him just long enough for me to get the blood loss going on ol raddy :NepWink:
I personally found it a lot easier to use a crossbow with Scarlet Rot and Bleed bolts, then you just summon the masses to rush him long enough for you to proc. Grats on the win!
 
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>he used summons for Rahadan
Also if you beat him after the patch, doesn't count
 
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>he used summons for Rahadan
Also if you beat him after the patch, doesn't count
If you didn't beat him using the Konami LaserScope while in another country at 800 ping, it doesn't count.
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I got her. What a dogshit fight.
 
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I finally caved and bought it boys. Wish me luck on not failing my finals in a few weeks.
 
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I killed this guy at the start because he was kind of a dick. This is my first Souls game and it actually felt great to kill someone that was a bit of a challenge. It was until much later in the game that I realize I couldn't fight Mohg because he's dead damn it

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I killed this guy at the start because he was kind of a dick. This is my first Souls game and it actually felt great to kill someone that was a bit of a challenge. It was until much later in the game that I realize I couldn't fight Mohg because he's dead damn it

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There's still a way to get to Mohg's later in the game. I don't think there's any areas in the game you can get completely locked out of (then again, I did my best to avoid killing any npcs just in case)

Anyway, Varre's a cunt and I can't blame you for merking him.
 
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I killed this guy at the start because he was kind of a dick. This is my first Souls game and it actually felt great to kill someone that was a bit of a challenge. It was until much later in the game that I realize I couldn't fight Mohg because he's dead damn it

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