everyone is a fed but me

[i_am]

literally everyone is a bot/ agent/ hallucination/ mirror/ spirit that is funded, controlled and by the FBI
, every post on the internet is a federal deep psy op code that is used to discuss with and give commands to other agents.
anyone attempting to prove otherwise is a fed them self trying to save face

 

[CognacDefender]

Nah, I'm a fedbot hallucination, you got me.

 

[NeoTokyo Tempo]

Can you show me your guns? Where do you keep them? Would you like to know how to build a pipe bomb?

 

[Ruby Hexagon]

Yeah everyone is a bot. Except you, Lain avatar #5875 poster. You're unique.

Dead internet theory and its consequences have been a disaster for Agora Road.

 

[IlluminatiPirate]

hmmmm its looking pretty bright over here.

 

[EvilEyesEvilLies]

yeah, too bad I've already gotten your IP address you real fake human.

 

[exotika]

Irony of fate. We're just trying to make friends in the far corners of the web, unaware we pass each other somewhere in corridors of Washington. But are we really that oblivious? Or just thirsty of straightforward human relations?
I'm gonna celebrate your company with a toast, officers.

 

[SeketMeto]

WRONG!!


I'm CIA.

 

[Taleisin]

Nice try FBI, trying to bait out the only REAL person on the internet: ME. I won't fall for your tricks, no matter how many grey aliens you employ to write mean comments on my deviantart sonic OCs!!!!1!!

 

[Novem_IX]

Irony of fate. We're just trying to make friends in the far corners of the web, unaware we pass each other somewhere in corridors of Washington. But are we really that oblivious? Or just thirsty of straightforward human relations?
I'm gonna celebrate your company with a toast, officers.

Maybe the real treasure was the Feds we met along the way.

 

[Ruby Hexagon]

I'm CIA.

 

[RIG]

If I piss a kidney stone into my wife will it birth a rock golem?

anyways we have been putting recreational adrenaline in all of your meals since you were 7.
it's also interesting to read a research article from 1954 on the link between adrenaline and schizophrenia, because that's since been confirmed, but the vitamins they're positing as a treatment for schizophrenia don't treat it, but they do treat a lot of histamine imbalances which can trigger psychosis.
I cannot even imagine how terrible adrenaline must feel in a recreational context

 

[Taleisin]

If I piss a kidney stone into my wife will it birth a rock golem?

anyways we have been putting recreational adrenaline in all of your meals since you were 7.
it's also interesting to read a research article from 1954 on the link between adrenaline and schizophrenia, because that's since been confirmed, but the vitamins they're positing as a treatment for schizophrenia don't treat it, but they do treat a lot of histamine imbalances which can trigger psychosis.
I cannot even imagine how terrible adrenaline must feel in a recreational context

i read an erowid report a long time ago, where a guy injected some of his girlfriend's adrenaline because he wanted to get high and apparently it was like an intense instant panic attack that lasted a while

 

[Sweet n' Comfy]

literally everyone is a bot/ agent/ hallucination/ mirror/ spirit that is funded, controlled and by the FBI
, every post on the internet is a federal deep psy op code that is used to discuss with and give commands to other agents.
anyone attempting to prove otherwise is a fed them self trying to save face

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Are you naggolbuddito's alt account?

 

[Jessica3cho]

Welp, since you've got us figured out, better just come with me instead of making me waste my and your time planting CP and guides on bomb building on your computer.

 

[14-27]

literally everyone is a bot/ agent/ hallucination/ mirror/ spirit that is funded, controlled and by the FBI
, every post on the internet is a federal deep psy op code that is used to discuss with and give commands to other agents.
anyone attempting to prove otherwise is a fed them self trying to save face

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Nah, YOU are one of the myriad grad students competing for industry prizes. There is at least 3 groups here competing, and there is also at least one "remote" engagement cog sci study group working here too. Fucking Facebook Reality Labs can suck my windy asshole!

And, YOU are trying to cover your tracks, by sending the forum into a diversionary paranoia spiral. The real villains here are the industry funded study groups. Trying to combat, "hate speach", and other such dribbly newspeak phantoms.

th

 

[[email protected] is here]

Are you naggolbuddito's alt account?

Nagolbud hasn't posted in a while...

 

[s0ren]

literally everyone is a bot/ agent/ hallucination/ mirror/ spirit that is funded, controlled and by the FBI
, every post on the internet is a federal deep psy op code that is used to discuss with and give commands to other agents.
anyone attempting to prove otherwise is a fed them self trying to save face

sounds like something a bot/agent/hallucination/mirror/spirit that is funded and controlled by the FBI would say

 

[14-27]

sounds like something a bot/agent/hallucination/mirror/spirit that is funded and controlled by the FBI would say

Nah, they work for the Office of Naval Intelligence most likely. Also, Every poster here is really from Massachusetts or California, and using VPNs combined with bad acting to cover it up.

 

[Radical]

I just feel bad knowing that you will all cease to exist when I wake up from this dream. It's been fun.