Fries vs Onion Rings vs Tater Tots

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We are so anti-mainstream two people already voted for tater tots instead of fries.
 
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onion rings all the way. I never had them for my entire childhood and thought they were icky, until just a few months ago when I actually tried one and holy moly was it good. Only thing better than onion rings, is breaded calimari.
 
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Tater tots are consistently good, unlike onion rings and fries. Onion rings and fries can be super good, but even school lunch tater tots were good.

I've had a lot of bad tots, I think you've just been lucky.
 
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We in the Post-Socialist realm, where Western decadence was once (mostly) kept in check by organs of the state, have no such concepts as "onion rings" or "tater tots".
 
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See, I would originally gone with tater tots, or other, but then I realized alot of those "other" options, such as waffle fries, curly fries, crinkle cut, steak fries, Shoestring, etc. are all just different species of FRENCH FRY. Even such rare obscenities like garlic parm, truffle, or loaded, sure you can do them atop tots, but they really are tied to french fries for what seems now to be an eternity ahead of us. So I had to be contrarian to the contrarians, and vote for fries, because a potato is a blank slate, so it looks, for different cuts and model of french fry. A 3D canvas, a volume of spud. This is where the french fry ultimately lies dormant.
 
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It's gonna be fries for me. I especially like fries that have other foods on/mixed in with them. Like poutine or Cincinnati chili for example. I think too that I have a great amount of nostalgia for fries, as weird as it sounds it's such a common food that I have many memories attached to them.
 
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Look, all are valid and inferior to hashbrown crowns.

But going with onion rings. Most are terrible - but holy shit when you find a place that has great house onion rings, it is the best shit.
 
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