It's the spooky month, which means it's time to watch movies that scare the pants off ya. This is a thread to talk about good/bad horror movies. I just watched Halloween (2018) and it was crap, but the original will forever be in my top 3
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Nice list!Like my usual responses this is going to be a ramble.
I've had to front-load my spooky this season since we have guests coming over who aren't into horror. So far I've seen The Lost Boys (1987) which is somehow listed a horror, Near Dark (1987) also somehow a horror (???), and The Hallow (2015) which is actually what I'd properly consider a horror. Coincidentally, that is the order of enjoyment for me: The Lost Boys was an absolutely fun romp I'd recommend if you want some lighter Halloween fare, Near Dark was...okay, and The Hallow was frustrating with how it edges close to being a perfect horror in concept for me, and then ruining it.
I'm going to rant about The Hallow. As a new parent with a love of Irish myth and folklore, the plot being "foreign parents come to the irish woods and make the faeries mad" sounds like an AWESOME horror. Horror for me is about getting scared, and what more primal fear is there than losing your child? And the Good Folk (or in this movie, "The Hallow") are a great basis for doing spooky shit. So how the hell did they fuck this up?
The protagonists are idiots who make a series of dumb decisions that make it hard to sympathize, which is always a problem I have with horror movies. I don't expect big brain IQ protags but it's always obvious to me when the writers make the characters do something stupid to Make Spooky Happen. This movie may not be the poster child, but they're fairly irrational. Still, this wouldn't have killed the movie for me.
What made the movie awful for me is that they didn't commit to the faeries. The faeries are all cordyceps fungi zombies. Somehow the fungus can grow on car engines and ruin them. But they're hurt by iron somehow?? This is clearly written by a midwit that goes "no no there's no magic, there's a SCIENCE explanation for all this!" The cordyceps doing half the stuff it was doing is unrealistic and makes no sense. Not everything needs to have a bullshit scientific explanation. I would have much preferred the faeries be...faeries. Magic can be plenty realistic and scary y'know.
And now for my top horrors in no particular order:
- The Void
- YellowBrickRoad
- Reading the news every day lately
- In the Mouth of Madness
- Black Mountain Rise
- The Ritual
- A Dark Song
- Resolution (2013)
- The Endless (2017)
- The Thing
- Christine
- Videodrome
Horrors I plan on watching soon:
- Spring (2014)
- In the Tall Grass
- The Fog
- The Fly (1958)
- Color out of Space
Things that I wouldn't call horror that are categorized as horror (according to my media server) I enjoyed:
- They Live
- The Lost Boys
- The Stuff (this one's pretty funny)
- Tremors
- The Hunt
- Constantine City of Demons
I've seen the whole VHS series and it's mostly good. But like all horror anthologies, it has its highs and lows.I can really recommend the V/H/S Films.
It's somewhat under the Radar and not many heard of them but its genuinely top tier in terms of Horror. Its in "found footage" style which is a turn off for some but everyone I showed these Films liked it. I always watch these movies with friends and girlfriends.
And there's some genuine spooky and freaky stuff in it but I wont spoil. Some parts of those movies have inspired others that came after.
They are regularly On prime too
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Also the british "Dog Soldiers". Super solid werewolf movie. Among the best werewolf movies there are.
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Or "As above so below". Which is an occult movie loosely based on hermeticism/ magic.
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A good one i watched recently was as above so below
trailer is shit but, the movie is good
shoot in a sort of found footage like way
a must if you are claustrophobic
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq358xHbzN4
Do yourself a favour: watch the first five minutes of In The Tall Grass and then zone out. It draws out a 15 minute film into what feels like ten hours.Horrors I plan on watching soon:
- In the Tall Grass
"Hellraiser 1 and 2 give me such a disturbed and gritty feel, I love it so much. It's just so dark and it actually shows some of my true fears, it's also very psychological in a sense, very thrilling and I just love those movies. Especially 2 being my favourite, it actually just scared me because of the disturbing labyrinth, with the leviathan and all the cenobites. The scariest cenobite being "The Engineer", it is something I frequently see in my nightmares because it scares me so much, and that's why I love it so much. It just looks so demonic
Masterpiece."
Where, two moments before, there had been an empty space, there was now a figure. It was the fourth Cenobite, the one that had never spoken, nor shown its face. Not it, he now saw: but she. The hood it had worn had been discarded, as had the robes. The woman beneath was gray yet gleaming, her lips bloody, her legs parted so that the elaborate scarification of her pubis was displayed. She sat on a pile of rotting human heads, and smiled in welcome.
The collision of sensuality and death appalled him. Could he have any doubt that she had personally dispatched these victims? Their rot was beneath her nails, and their tongues -- twenty or more -- lay out in ranks on her oiled thighs, as if awaiting entrance. Nor did he doubt that the brains now seeping from their ears and nostrils had been driven to insanity before a blow or a kiss had stopped their hearts.
Kircher had lied to him-- either that or he'd been horribly deceived. There was no pleasure in the air; or at least not as humankind understood it.
He had made a mistake of opening Lemarchand's box. A very terrible mistake.
"Oh, so you've finished dreaming," said the Cenobite, perusing him as he lay panting on the bare boards. "Good."
She stood up. The tongues fell to the floor, like a rain of slugs.
"Now we can begin," she said.
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-The Hellbound Heart, Clive Barker, 1986