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AVN's darling and porn director F.J Lincon once told D.F Wallace about the popularity of adult videos: It's always a little funny how it's called adult. What it really is, you get to be a kid again. You roll around and get dirty. It's the adult sandbox. You cannot understand porn without understanding nostalgia.

There is a reason adults with too much interest in cartoons or japanese cartoons have a reputation for autistic and unmoderated c00ming. Both are into different mamals, but you will find that borh bronies and successful CEO's have a thing for being dominated during sex. Millennials and Zoomer's desire to be children again has gone too far! Right now, you can hop into youtube–In incognito mode mind you– and log in –Not with your main account oh God– and type Hey Arnold Full Episodes. Just remember to set the filter to playlists only. Then you behold a loss of innocence. Well. You're an adult on the internet, of course you're not innocent. Yet you put yourself in the shoes of a small boy who doesn't know what Y2K is in the search for his favorite cartoons and then he happens to stumble on desperate japanese housewives literally salivating all over a man who's totally not her husband, or gay erotica. Pick your poison.

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I wasn't one of the cool kids who enjoyed Her Arnold. I mean I'd watched when it was on, but I always thought it was more boring than not. Absolute zoomer moment. The most I know about Football Head is that Helga was 'the original tsundere'. Ok. Kids today probably not googling Hey Arnold. Perhaps. But trouble arises when you find out these playlists are spread all over different cartoons. From Vampirina to Pepper Ann, sitcoms like Hannah Montana, Big Bear in the Blue House for puppet rep, and even anime like Dinosaur King.

Hell, might as well give you a list of the terms I found. You've probably forgotten some of these existed. Hope you have a nice nostalgia trip!

Hey Arnold Playlist
Angry Beavers
Speed Buggy
CatDog
I got a rocket
Pepper Ann
Special Agent Oso
Kim Possible
Vampirina
Lilo and Stich
Higglytown Heroes
Puffy Amiyumi
Doodlebops
Bear in the Big Blue House
The proud family
Kablam
Ducktales
Dinosaur King
Thundercats
The Flintstones
Dragon Tales
Hannah Montana
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
The Buzz on Maggie
Fraggle Rock

And many more! But I didn't search every cartoon out there. You're welcome if you want to add entries to the list: Type the name of your favorite cartoon + full episodes + filter to playlist and then boom, the innocence of children's television together with the dirtiness of erotica.

I don't want this to turn into a political debate, but there are times to say stunning and brave stuff. In my humble opinion, it seems reasonable that children shouldn't be exposed to erotic sexual content.

Lets give the search terms that worked a brief analysis. Searching for adult entertainment didn't bring any japanese G cups. Breaking Bad, Wire or Sopranos wasn't in the company of horny bikini models, and neither were adult cartoons like Rick and Morty or The Simpsons.

Popular and modern cartoons were politically correct too. Star vs the Forces of Evil, Adventure Time, or the Loud House didn't bring up anything. With the exception of Steven Universe. Ponies were also safe, no way youtube would allow pony erotica on their platform!

90s and 00s cartoons brought up the 'best' results, especially stuff from Nickelodeon. Maybe Dan Schneider is at it again! Though that claim is dubious cause there were very few feet in these playlists.

Unlike nostalgic cartoons, these playlists aren't old news. Some are being updated up until a day before when I'm writing this.

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Ok, so what's actually in these playlists? Is there any actual porn? :COOMER:

A whole lotta clickbait that's what's in the tea. A bunch of breastfeeding tutorials, stock footage of massages, girls twerking, 1-second screencaps of bikini girls, unrelated thumbnails that lead you to Bollywood soap operas... And a healthy amount of tech videos. Yeah, I've got no idea why those are thrown into the mix either.

Don't get me wrong. There's terrible stuff in them too. Sex scenes from TV Shows, censored porn, and very deep, noisy, and slimy kissing. Also what I can assume are demo reels of porn actresses. Oh yeah, there is a channel about very annoying Japanese massages, including breast massages.

There's also a video of a dude pinching his leg to make it look like a vagina.

All of that... Followed by the actual content that the name of the playlist advertises. So you'll get 30 or so fetish film videos and then full HD Hey Arnold episodes. If you wanted to, you could totally play c00mer roulette if you set the playlist settings to random.

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There's not a lot that ties these videos together, what does breastfeeding have to do with iphone screen repairs? Well, except that all of these videos have millions of views. Some of them have comments disabled, but those that allow them are filled with spambots. Perhaps we can make sense of whatever the hell is going on if we take a peek at the channels that upload the playlist's videos.

First the tech repair vids. The vid that repeats the most between these playlists is from the channel Điện Chế 74. There is nothing all that remarkable about this channel, except for the fact that several of his videos have millions of views.

Then there are channels like Thu Chan ĐắkLắk another vietnamese channel. This one is weirder cause she has some videos whose titles are in Japanese... However, the speech in them is not Japanese. Perhaps she has a Japanese friend, or she is advertising her videos to Japanese people? But what's there to promote? Her videos consist of random slice-of-life happenings, something akin to your-family-exclusive entertainment. Yet a good chunk of her videos also have millions of views. Where did she get such a big audience?

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Don't get the wrong impression. Most of the channels do dedicate themselves to erotic content.

Mitanirose is a fan of japanese massage techniques ASMR. Totally for educational purposes. The videos also have millions of views.

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BollywoodHot5522, a self-proclaimed fan of hot Bollywood who fittingly has 552 subscribers. He uploads, in his own words, hot (and very dark) Bollywood clips.

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Filmsnagri4775, another massage admirer, uploads stock footage of 'lovely babes' getting massages.

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xXLeticia13xX (Add him on Xbox Live) uploads screenshots of local japanese cuties in your area. Well, that was until seven months ago, before that, he did Fedora modeling.

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What a weird change of hobbies huh. There are a bunch of other channels like this on the playlists: Channels that haven't been active for years, and suddenly they have a comeback and a rebrand with an admiration for the female form.

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So, we've got channels that do tech repairs, Vietnam slice-of-life that shouldn't have millions of views, and inactive channels that suddenly got the epiphany to jump on the 2s jpg of Asian erotica bandwagon.

That's for the channels responsible for the videos on the playlists, and things don't get easier when we look at the channels creating these playlists. Though I can't count how many of these channels dedicated to making degen playlists exist, there are some names that always appear no matter what search term you use.

Lets look at some of them.

Phi Phoneshop has a shitton of gardening videos in Chinese. His videos have barely any views, but he uploads playlists with millions of views.

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Vnplayboy used to be a real gamer, until his activity stopped 4 months ago, and now all he does is spend his youtube days creating the same playlist under different names.


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Shariz Ali is the weirdest one I've found. He posts videos of a man seemingly talking about Chinese news cycle and daily life stuff.

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However, if you search some of the titles of his videos, they re-appear under different channel names. Unlike Vnplayboy and Phi Phoneshop, Shariz Ali over here is a man of culture, he has diverse hobbies: On one hand, keeping us up to date with chinese news, but also curating youtube clickbait playlists.

Of course, what's going up with these channels is that they're either stolen or hacked accounts being used by bots to spread these playlists. I don't think Shariz Ali or Phi Phoneshop are the creators of the videos uploaded to their channels. But who knows from where they are stealing their content.

It's also peculiar that these channels insist on remaining active with stolen videos that don't get more than 50 views per video. Is this a way to avoid youtube algorithms?

As for the playlists themselves, all seem to be drawing from the same pool of videos: The contents of the playlists repeat across search terms and even across different channels. Contents of the playlists seem to be copypasted, with slight variations between them. Each playlist also has the coomer and nonsense content videos, followed by actual cartoon stuff. Well. When we take a peek into the channels creating these playlists we find out that these aren't made only for cartoons.

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These playlists don't only use cartoons to insert themselves into search results. There is stuff about english lessons, worksheets, programming, science project, best irons, Unity, and philosophy of technology... And these different keyword topic playlists are repeated under different languages: Spanish, Thai, Vietnamese... All have the same pattern, 30 or so nonsense stuff followed by videos that pertain to the title of the playlist.

Not all evil is intentional. Perhaps these bots just cycle through cycles of spam. One day they create playlists spamming tech keywords, and another day cartoons. All of this was not another Elsagate conspiracy, but just bots trying to get views by creating playlists with popular search terms.

Actually, why are these playlists made in the first place? I got no good theory about what's the plan of the people or chinese sweatshop running these bots.

These can't be made for click money since the videos in the playlists don't have ads or anything like advertising on them. You may point to the spam in the comment section, but why would they feature videos with disabled comments? There just doesn't seem to be any monetary value attached to the videos.

Perhaps people pay to have their videos featured in these playlists and get views by proxy? That would explain why a random vietnamese girl has millions of views on her video about catching crabs. But it's way more likely that the correlation is inverse. Why would you pay money to be in a playlist that wasn't already popular?

If you have any theories on this please share them in the comments! As for me...

Reality may not be evil, just dumb. Is this just a half-assed bot farm by someone who doesn't knows how youtube monetization works. Maybe just some schizo happening like Kutchie's Key Lime Pie. Or a coomer with way too much free time who just really wants to spread the same 2s clips of half-naked women all over the net. Whatever the case, the system who is behind these playlists wasn't targetting children, it just didn't care about children.

They say Think of the children, well bots don't think. Isn't that terrifying? No grand conspiracy to pervert childhood, just perversion being the agent of chance. Elsagate is the child of the internet. A place that broke boundaries of nationality, language, space and time. Why does it surprise us when it destroys the barriers of morality? As a kid I was into gross, deviant, and grotesque shit, and so were my peers. Kids click on morbid videos. Clicks produce money. And channels mindlessly reproduce what gets clicks. No grand conspiracy explains Elsagate, rather just Darwinian natural selection.

As random as a child on a tribe was hunted by a lion, like a car crashing into a playground, as random as a kid accidentally clicking on porn. The internet is imagined as a system of control, but what system of manufactured order can sustain the battering call of the dice roll? Is this the voice of a higher power warning us, or another conspiracy of chance?

Some say porn makes you feel liberated. A stress-free zone into the fantastic and sensual of orderless wonder: Nostalgic really, and there are no rules while you play. Kids love getting dirty, never mind the guilt-ridden shower that your parents give you afterward. No time for guilt right now. The internet is your sandbox and this is where the invasion of the adult into the innocent happens. Porn and cartoons give you the feeling of more carefree, innocent times. Adults and not manchildren are everywhere: Cause we may have never known how to be like children. That makes sense, the internet is no place for children.


 

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thanks for the post. interesting and disturbing read.

Actually, why are these playlists made in the first place? I got no good theory about what's the plan of the people or chinese sweatshop running these bots.

These can't be made for click money since the videos in the playlists don't have ads or anything like advertising on them. You may point to the spam in the comment section, but why would they feature videos with disabled comments? There just doesn't seem to be any monetary value attached to the videos.
Perhaps people pay to have their videos featured in these playlists and get views by proxy? That would explain why a random vietnamese girl has millions of views on her video about catching crabs. But it's way more likely that the correlation is inverse. Why would you pay money to be in a playlist that wasn't already popular?
in one of these playlists, I noticed a video by Điện Chế 74 titled Detailed playlist creation to plow 4000 hours of best viewing. i don't speak vietnamese, so i have no idea what he's saying. i extracted the subtitles and machine translated them and it was not enlightening - not sure if the transcription is just bad, but this is what i got:

Well here it is I have some A phone like this is still fine If you can install it, I'll finish it End the tutorial video created on the start correct standard to install 4mol Here then the Remember to watch the next video I will guide you how to get 4,000 Now I click the most, my child has a video Instructions on how to fix the error stopped watching when I see what I need At home you can go to YouTube and type I think it's the review error Or you guys Please visit my channel guys You guys should watch this video You can set the time more efficiently now here is a video to fix it Not so bad If the view is stopped, it says the video is temporary Do you want to continue watching this? very influential to the work we are If you eat dirty, you should review it This video I will put the link below If you don't have this video, don't remember Subscribe to my channel to continue watching the better video tutorial Thank you all

anyway, according to some googling i did, having 4000 watch hours on youtube is required to monetize your account, and putting your videos into playlists is an effective way to do this. i can imagine this scenario playing out:

>someone searches for porn or pirated episodes of tv shows
>they find one of these playlists
>they let it play
>it suddenly starts playing some boring video of a vietnamese guy repairing an iphone
>they close the tab

even if everyone closes the tab after 10 seconds, if you multiply that by 37 million (the number of views on Dien Che's most popular video) that's over 10,000 watch hours. this would explain why the non-porn/spam channels in these playlists have extremely high view counts but few subscribers and seemingly unremarkable content. i assume that youtube's rules prevent monetizing porn and copyright infringement... but you can put an innocent video in a playlist that just coincidentally happens to contain a bunch of porn and copyright infringement, and siphon views off of the illegitimate content. it makes sense that most of the horny vids are only 2 seconds long because the purpose is just to get you to click and then trick you into viewing 5 seconds of a random guys vlog channel.

the choice of topics is interesting. i would think that most of the people who are looking up hey arnold, catdog, hannah montana etc. in 2023 are nostalgic millenials rather than actual children. it's weird that this type of activity doesn't occur on adult shows though.
 
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In my humble opinion, it seems reasonable that children shouldn't be exposed to erotic sexual content.
Stunning and brave

Fr though, this is exactly the point that was made in the false sanitization thread. For all the draconian rules big tech platforms have, you can easily find porn clicks away from children's searches despite their entire excuse for censorship being that they want to sanitize the internet for children and advertisers. Porn, animal/child abuse, sex trafficking etc. is an open secret on all of these platforms. Some of these videos have millions of views, yet nothing is done about it. If you really want to be depressed look into the baby monkey torture rings active on yt and other sites. If normal people like us know about and can find this stuff, then its obvious yt can. Its so gay that calling someone a faggot is bannable but promoting porn and Spiderman Elsa scat videos to children is not.
 
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Imagine being so horny on main you watch porn on youtube, not gonna lie that's pretty based, like those videos of shaving tutorials in which the person is fully nude and uncensored at youtube, or that you can find porn anime gifs uncensored in youtube shorts

This next content is pornographic, so watch it under your own risk.
https://www.youtube . com /s horts/D Pno ZV2P8lw (just delete the spaces)

Also this is basically the playlist of every engineering dude, this one is actually real, it goes along with the catboy thigh highs and swastikas. :tou5: :MedTime:
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Reminds me of that Oar Grease playlist a bunch of people threw a fit about a while back.
 
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As for the playlists themselves, all seem to be drawing from the same pool of videos: The contents of the playlists repeat across search terms and even across different channels. Contents of the playlists seem to be copypasted, with slight variations between them. Each playlist also has the coomer and nonsense content videos, followed by actual cartoon stuff. Well. When we take a peek into the channels creating these playlists we find out that these aren't made only for cartoons.
on Youtube Music, You can copy all playlists and add to yours. But idk if this is the case, i doubt they will be avaiable in YT Music listings. idk.
Just informing.

add.: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/two-men-kissing-while-cooking-2-guys-kissing-cutscene-cooking-videos
 
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That's something I used to investigate (for science I swear) after that elsagate situation. Youtube allows all kinds of shit as long as you present it like it's not what it seems, or evade the filter.
There was a trend of naked yoga and art stuff like bodypainting, and some already mentioned the shaving, massage and the monkey thing. There was a time you could find hardcore stuff.

Usually they are in playlists that have random content, and many are just clickbait like you said.
I think the random content may be a way to try and camouflage the content to avoid the filter. Someone already said about the clickbait farming views. But there's actual pornography there.
Like, if you look up "hand expression" you can find highly educational videos of breastfeeding tutorials.

That's the first video that popped up:
https://www.youtube.com /shorts /lcZB MTr nBy0
(highly NSFW)

You can also find movies with nudity and sex that get millions of views. Look up "hot/adult/18+/erotic movie".
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I will be editing some images for reasons.

The comments are always full of bots, people posting timestamps for spicy scenes and arabic and hindi (?) writing.
The bots seem to mimic people by posting random timestamps alongside links. At least there are some funny comments that make no sense, and people actually discussing the plot.
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I think they simply don't care that much. They claim to want a family friendly platform yet there are videos and playlists like the one in the first image, some that are even marketed for kids, that they don't even try to hide. But it's ok because it's art and education.
 
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That's something I used to investigate (for science I swear) after that elsagate situation. Youtube allows all kinds of shit as long as you present it like it's not what it seems, or evade the filter.
There was a trend of naked yoga and art stuff like bodypainting, and some already mentioned the shaving, massage and the monkey thing. There was a time you could find hardcore stuff.

Usually they are in playlists that have random content, and many are just clickbait like you said.
I think the random content may be a way to try and camouflage the content to avoid the filter. Someone already said about the clickbait farming views. But there's actual pornography there.
Like, if you look up "hand expression" you can find highly educational videos of breastfeeding tutorials.

That's the first video that popped up:
https://www.youtube.com /shorts /lcZB MTr nBy0
(highly NSFW)

You can also find movies with nudity and sex that get millions of views. Look up "hot/adult/18+/erotic movie".
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I will be editing some images for reasons.

The comments are always full of bots, people posting timestamps for spicy scenes and arabic and hindi (?) writing.
The bots seem to mimic people by posting random timestamps alongside links. At least there are some funny comments that make no sense, and people actually discussing the plot.
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I think they simply don't care that much. They claim to want a family friendly platform yet there are videos and playlists like the one in the first image, some that are even marketed for kids, that they don't even try to hide. But it's ok because it's art and education.
G**gle doesn't really care unless it's something like firearms (evil) or something the DoD tells them to put an end to.
(Or, of course, something that affects the bottom line)
 

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That's something I used to investigate (for science I swear) after that elsagate situation. Youtube allows all kinds of shit as long as you present it like it's not what it seems, or evade the filter.
There was a trend of naked yoga and art stuff like bodypainting, and some already mentioned the shaving, massage and the monkey thing. There was a time you could find hardcore stuff.

Usually they are in playlists that have random content, and many are just clickbait like you said.
I think the random content may be a way to try and camouflage the content to avoid the filter. Someone already said about the clickbait farming views. But there's actual pornography there.
Like, if you look up "hand expression" you can find highly educational videos of breastfeeding tutorials.

That's the first video that popped up:
https://www.youtube.com /shorts /lcZB MTr nBy0
(highly NSFW)

You can also find movies with nudity and sex that get millions of views. Look up "hot/adult/18+/erotic movie".
View attachment 51086
I will be editing some images for reasons.

The comments are always full of bots, people posting timestamps for spicy scenes and arabic and hindi (?) writing.
The bots seem to mimic people by posting random timestamps alongside links. At least there are some funny comments that make no sense, and people actually discussing the plot.
View attachment 51087
View attachment 51088

I think they simply don't care that much. They claim to want a family friendly platform yet there are videos and playlists like the one in the first image, some that are even marketed for kids, that they don't even try to hide. But it's ok because it's art and education.
yeah, I also looked into this while elsagate was going on and there are definitely a lot of "massage", "physical exam" and "breastfeeding tutorial" videos that are just an excuse to put softcore porn on youtube. i also remember a bunch of primitive technology ripoff videos that were supposedly about how to catch fish or build a fire but were mostly just pervy shots of some southeast asian girl's cleavage and ass.

there was a particularly sinister undercurrent to the "breastfeeding" videos - while many of them were just camwhores showing their boobs, some of them did involve babies, and some involved children who were clearly too old to be breastfeeding. in other words it was literal CP out in the open on youtube. this got mass reported, it got taken down and some people went to jail for it. but now that everyone's moved on, i wouldn't be surprised if that kind of stuff is still on the platform.

effective moderation simply isn't possible at scale. platforms like youtube and twitter make token attempts at banning the Wrong Opinions to look like they're doing something, but there aren't enough jannies in the world to clean up after a userbase of two billion people. the dirty truth is that if you want to build a website that connects everyone in the world, you're going to build a site that hosts CP, snuff, gore, animal abuse, fraud, libel and hate speech. social media was a mistake.
 
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This was an excellent thread. For future deductions, any time something weird is happening on a platform, you can be assured it's happening because there's a profit incentive or as a way to "win" the system.
 
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