How many agora road users do you think you could take in a fight?

[eco]

Bare hands only

 

[IlluminatiPirate]

all of them

 

[eco]

all of them

I'm far too fast

 

[naa]

all of them

I'm far too fast

yeah??? meet me in the desert at 3am on july 19th and then we'll fucking see.

 

[eco]

yeah??? meet me in the desert at 3am on july 19th and then we'll fucking see.

I'm already fucking sprinting

 

[IlluminatiPirate]

I'm far too fast

I'm already fucking sprinting

You fools haven't even seen my final form yet

 

[naa]

You fools haven't even seen my final form yet

your standard form is 5'2'' and your final form rockets you up to an equally throwable 5'3''

 

[IlluminatiPirate]

your standard form is 5'2'' and your final form rockets you up to an equally throwable 5'3''

I'm already fucking sprinting

 

[naa]

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The July 18th alien contact date was a typo, it will actually be an event taking place on July 19th at 4am directly after IlluminatiPirate kills us with his psionic beam during the Agora Road Desert Elimination Chamber Match after which he will be taken up by aliens to live his life as an immortal king

 

[Deleted member 2040]

yeah??? meet me in the desert at 3am on july 19th and then we'll fucking see.

Lemme bring my skinwalkers and chupacabras and then we'll really see who sees.

 

[naa]

Lemme bring my skinwalkers and chupacabras and then we'll really see who sees.

it is you who does not see, a skinwalker usually takes the form of someone you know and I, personally, could kick the ass of everyone I know so it is me who really sees. as for chupacabras? this is just a funky dog.

 

[FlangerFobia]

starts throwing punches in the air randomly hitting whatever is in proximity

 

[eco]

I would 100 percent demolish eco and goopie but if it was a team fight that would be better

goopie's underage and so are you so i feel like this would just be an adult beating up two minors and that's cool and all i guess nevermind i'm down

 

[Kommando]

Where are we going to fight and can teams be formed? I'm fine with any location in America, Canada or Europe.

 

[orthodoxxx]

everyone, at once
especially

Where are we going to fight and can teams be formed? I'm fine with any location in America, Canada or Europe.

starts throwing punches in the air randomly hitting whatever is in proximity

Lemme bring my skinwalkers and chupacabras and then we'll really see who sees.

it is you who does not see, a skinwalker usually takes the form of someone you know and I, personally, could kick the ass of everyone I know so it is me who really sees. as for chupacabras? this is just a funky dog.
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I'm already fucking sprinting

all of them

 

[[lime]]

i could take like, everyone but like only if i get a 15 minute break inbetwen every few ppl

 

[Shi_dawg]

I could take most of them, but if I have to fight naa, im gonna get my ass beat.

 

[Deleted member 2040]

Only if we engage in a tai chi battle may I triumph over this legion!!!

 

[Tapeworm]

throw hands with me in the bronx and see what happens vaporboys

 

[naa]

LET'S FUCKING GO