How to be as annoying as possible?

[Lukeas1111]

How can a person be as annoying, insufferable, and mentally draining as humanly possible?

 

[☯змія☯]

Tbh i'm tolerant and open minded enough to tolerate most people so its hard to annoy me, but i think the kind of people i can't stand that much are those depressed attention whores who are always act like "le muh blackpill" and overpessimistic about the future, even with people trying to help them always complaining about everything, we get it dude, your life is shit, but you are not the only one who has a shitty life, and if someone does try to improve your mood the least you can do is at least be grateful someone cares about your sorry ass enough to try to help you. I mean one thing is steaming off and saying what it worries about your life or what you feel depressed about, and the other one is basing your entire personality in it, and being an asshole because of that, being depressed doesn't justify being an asshole, also its an inmature belief that everything has to be bad, in life there are great and bad moments, believing that everything will be shit and will never improve its such a childish mentality, love yourself man, improve yourself!!!!

sources: clinically diagnosed MDD that had to deal with crybabies online a lot.

 

[calico_jack]

just repeat urlself alot. also look up a list of traits of someone with high-functioning autism and copy them.

ive been doing it for years

 

[☯змія☯]

just repeat urlself alot. also look up a list of traits of someone with high-functioning autism and copy them.

ive been doing it for years

But autism is cool, dude!

 

[calico_jack]

But autism is cool, dude!

yes but le normies and blue hats dont get it

autism supremacy

 

[saint6ix]

Just be like Frank Hassle

 

[e2eww]

just repeat urlself alot. also look up a list of traits of someone with high-functioning autism and copy them.

ive been doing it for years

are you sure you dont just have high functioning autism ? XDDD

 

[Glitchscreen]

How can a person be as annoying, insufferable, and mentally draining as humanly possible?

Personally, people who are seriously over hyperactive in the mornings, you should not be yelling good morning at me from across the hall if its 8:03 on a tuesday. I don't want to hear it right now. That and people who do that thing where no matter what their smiling, not because their forcing it but because they can, and they insist their right and try to push their ideas or beliefs on you and get all up in people's personal space bubbles, like the people who know no boundaries and seriously can't read a room.
Though I do tolerate these people, that does not mean I want to be buddy buddy with them all up in my air bubble, back it up and talk quieter because they are literally yelling right now.

 

[ZinRicky]

• Abuse certain words / periphrasis; things such as «like», «uhm...», «do you get it?» are the simplest I can think of. Bonus points if they mean nothing or add nothing to the conversation.
• Change voice pitch frequently for no reason.
• Remark with your voice, actions and words the most boring and obvious things.
• Talk about very few topics, and look like you're obsessed by them.
• Act like you know nothing when you need help, act like you know everything when you need attention.
• If you discover some gimmick that annoys people, use every possible variant of it.

 

[lingo]

• Abuse certain words / periphrasis; things such as «like», «uhm...», «do you get it?» are the simplest I can think of. Bonus points if they mean nothing or add nothing to the conversation.

this is super common ,yknow? I tend to do it, like, a lot.

 

[InsufferableCynic]

Make sure that all you talk about is yourself and how great you are. If you have a brand, make sure to constantly talk about how it solves every problem, and bring it up in unrelated discussions wherever possible.
Make sure that you never take any responsibility for anything you do, and always deflect blame onto other people. Bonus points if the person you're talking to knows that the person you're blaming didn't do it
Make sure you always maintain an air of superiority, like you know everything, and instantly classify anyone who disagrees with you - even if they are clearly, obviously right - as a hater or a saboteur
Make sure to shill any and all scammy MLMs you can find, especially to your closest friends. When people call it out for the scam that it is, tell them that they just don't understand and to "have fun staying poor"

Basically, you want to emulate the behaviour of the most narcissistic of e-thots. Or your average cryptobro.

 

[№56]

Spend all your free time listening to NPR. Don't talk or think about anything that hasn't been covered on NPR. Try to mimic the speech patterns, attitude, and general worldview of an NPR presenter as closely as possible.

 

[InsufferableCynic]

Spend all your free time listening to NPR. Don't talk or think about anything that hasn't been covered on NPR. Try to mimic the speech patterns, attitude, and general worldview of an NPR presenter as closely as possible.

I had not really explored much NPR before this

Oh my god, what a cringe channel.

They literally want EVERYONE to wear masks because of a few immunocompromised people. I wonder how long until they call for a ban on peanuts because some people have allergies

 

[Andy Kaufman]

Be loserbud

 

[Yeager]

Just be yourself lol. Works when I do it.

 

[illautomatic]

Finish their every sentence. Bonus points if you're constantly getting it wrong.

 

[ETierhuman]

always speak out of turn and never let someone get to the point and drag stuff out as long as you can

 

[timmymisler]

Tbh i'm tolerant and open minded enough to tolerate most people so its hard to annoy me, but i think the kind of people i can't stand that much are those depressed attention whores who are always act like "le muh blackpill" and overpessimistic about the future, even with people trying to help them always complaining about everything, we get it dude, your life is shit, but you are not the only one who has a shitty life, and if someone does try to improve your mood the least you can do is at least be grateful someone cares about your sorry ass enough to try to help you. I mean one thing is steaming off and saying what it worries about your life or what you feel depressed about, and the other one is basing your entire personality in it, and being an asshole because of that, being depressed doesn't justify being an asshole, also its an inmature belief that everything has to be bad, in life there are great and bad moments, believing that everything will be shit and will never improve its such a childish mentality, love yourself man, improve yourself!!!!

sources: clinically diagnosed MDD that had to deal with crybabies online a lot.

this, my ex bestfriend was exactly like that. so i fucked her and left

 

[Thereal]

what's the context behind this?

user here who got banned. He was pretty based but a bit annoying sometimes.

 

[Aral]

How can a person be as annoying, insufferable, and mentally draining as humanly possible?

Why do you even want to be that?