How to sleep; The complete guide

[ETierhuman]

1. brush your teeth
2. piss or poop (optional)
3. kiss yourself goodnight
4. listen to a 15 minute bedtime story
5. close your eyes
6. sleep
7. wake up at 3 am
8. go downstairs for donuts
9. there are no donuts
10. there were donuts there
11. slowly go insane
12. kill your dog (it's the skinwalker that stole your donuts)

GOOD JOB!! YOU SLEPT!!

 

[eve]

0kayyy herez the (updated) guide ~ heheheh >w<

1. dont brush ur teeth, tha lights in da bathroom will wake you up mor
2. do not go 2 tha bathroom, c above 0_0
3. r0ck back and forth in fetal position until u feel comforted
4. listen to industrial hardcore noise music 2 drown out any outside distractions
5. close your eyes (with clothespins)
6. sleep
7. wake up an hour later
8. sleep
9. wake up an hour later
10. sleep
11. wake up an hour later
12. sleep
13. wake up an hour later
14. pet ur animal (fish owners can just stare at the animal)
15. sleep
    
    
    
    done !!! :3 happy sleeping !!

 

[Ticbow2003]

1. Drink a handle of jack daniels
2. Sleep
3. Wake up in an unknown location

 

[bnuungus]

everyone knows that the best way to stay warm in bed is to piss the bed

 

[Orlando Smooth]

kill your dog

It's confirmed, @ETierhuman is an ATF glowie.

 

[ETierhuman]

0kayyy herez the (updated) guide ~ heheheh >w<

1. dont brush ur teeth, tha lights in da bathroom will wake you up mor
2. do not go 2 tha bathroom, c above 0_0
3. r0ck back and forth in fetal position until u feel comforted
4. listen to industrial hardcore noise music 2 drown out any outside distractions
5. close your eyes (with clothespins)
6. sleep
7. wake up an hour later
8. sleep
9. wake up an hour later
10. sleep
11. wake up an hour later
12. sleep
13. wake up an hour later
14. pet ur animal (fish owners can just stare at the animal)
15. sleep
    
    
    
    done !!! :3 happy sleeping !!

this is the guide for pride month

 

[eve]

this is the guide for pride month

wat do u mean

 

[ETierhuman]

wat do u mean

you type like a queer

 

[Mеченый Яков]

1. brush your teeth
2. piss or poop (optional)
3. kiss yourself goodnight
4. listen to a 15 minute bedtime story
5. close your eyes
6. sleep
7. wake up at 3 am
8. go downstairs for donuts
9. there are no donuts
10. there were donuts there
11. slowly go insane
12. kill your dog (it's the skinwalker that stole your donuts)

GOOD JOB!! YOU SLEPT!!

How to sleep by jack.

1._Drink copious amounts of alcohol
2._?????
3._Profit

 

[Mеченый Яков]

Just kidding i just close my eyes and sleep, ready to be deployed the next day.

 

[Aral]

How to sleep by Aral:

Optional step 0: Make yourself a hot water bottle.

1. Drink some water.
2. Go to pee.
3. If your pee is dark or dark-ish, drink some more water. Optional.
4. Wash your hands.
5. Brush your teeth.
6. Sprinkle some rose water on your face for a brighter complexion. Optional.
7. Sprinkle some perfume on yourself or the pillow. Optional.
8. Brush your hair, if long.
9. Take off your robe.

10. Put yourself into bed.
11. If you've got the strength, read some. Optional.
12. Think about stuff. Don't entertain bad thoughts. If you're anxious, try to self-soothe, as you don't want to sleep in an anxious state.
13. When you're ready, turn off the light.
14. Make yourself comfortable.
15. Look around in the dark.
16. Close your eyes.
17. ?
18. Profit Dream. Optional.

19. Wake up in the middle of the night. Optional.
20. Go to pee the water you may have drank earlier. Optional.
21. Go back to bed.
22. Repeat steps 14-18.

23. Open your eyes.
24. Imagine stuff in this half-asleep state. It's going to be vivid as fuck.
25. Repeat steps 16-18. Optional.
26. Actually wake up
27. Get up.