tldr: Glowies are spreading techniques of "transcendence" among possible dissidents in order prevent them from become tangible threats and to harvest their spiritual energy, which they can use to make weapons.
Often, theories of nature akin to the one I'm about to mention are sourced from dreams or heavy drug usage, but the one I'm about to recount is one without even that amount of basis. For, at least those sources can maybe have some sort of credibility depending on how superstitious you are. Meanwhile, what I post here is drawn from something I heard once a couple of years ago, during the hazy few hours in the passenger seat of a car. This is "Human Nuke Theory". I'll be trying to piece it together from my half-remaining memory, filled in by some assumptions on my part that I'm adding in while I write this. The main contingent of what I remember about the theory was the criticism of New Age cults as polluting religion. The additional references to imageboards and /x/ are entirely from my own intuition.
So then, what is "Human Nuke Theory"? The only online mentions I can find link back to this Iceberg chart. Now, I would usually consider these types of charts to be fairly >reddit, though this one is more admirable than usual. It has a few deep cuts too, including a few references to websites such as 973 eht namuh 973 and the Hyperstition archives. It even links back to Agora Road!
It was while I was going over this chart that I noticed an entry on one of the bottom layers titled "CCA-XX1 human nuke theory", and reading this dredged up a few repressed corners of my memory. "I know what that is," I felt to myself.
This website is linked. This short article, along with a now-deleted Youtube video, is the extent of the Human Nuke Theory that is available online. Not much, is it? With that in mind, I find it appropriate to place myself among the other schizo theorists and try and restore this theory to the best of my ability.
How "intelligent" is this man, really?
The fundamentals of this theory are the following:
-Western adaption of eastern religions
Consider that, at least since the end of World War II, adoption of eastern religions have been a staple among alternate and spiritualist culture. Of course, people such as Schopenhauer praised them far before that, though as far as I'm aware they never became mainstream like they did around the timeframe of 1960-1970, notably around the same period as MKUltra. Even now, consider Gaia, which one of the leading outlets on esoteric beliefs, especially among older generations. New Age groups are, for some reason, inclined to incorporate eastern influences in all of their beliefs. Then there's Gnosticism, as well, which, while not as eastern in origin, is for the purposes of this theory related and has become quite popular among younger generations recently, thanks in no small part due to /x/ shitposting.
-Controlled opposition
Now, let's consider again that these two demographics, the facebook boomer high on half-adapted eastern beliefs, and the based greenpilled zoomer LARPer are among the main anti-government communities. Of course, since, as I'm sure you're aware, both Facebook and 4chan are infested with federal agents, then there's absolutely no way that, in case something of any spiritual significance were to be posted there, then it would be allowed to gain any traction. So, then, what does that say about these two belief systems that are very likely spread by feds themselves? Of course, there's plenty of inferences to be made here, including far more plausible explanations. I have some of my own, which would also happen to contradict this theory entirely. But let's ignore that for now.
The main point to draw from these two is that some agency, to some extent, is actively spreading the idea of transcending the body which is common to these religions. The other assumption is that, since these beliefs have a history far greater than the west's adaptation of them, and would presumably out of the control of whatever force is behind this spread. Our takeaway, then, is that this "transcending" is in some way possible, and that it is being intentionally spread among the west.
For what purpose?
Human nukes.
What's a human nuke? To be honest, my memory is failing me here, and I don't recall ever hearing an elaboration for what a "human nuke" was. That website that was linked —aside from also mentioning "immortality pills", which I'm not sure how to fit into this theory at all— gives a few hints, at least. The keyword here is "singularity" which is the state that occurs when someone accomplishes this "transcendence", and becomes nothing on a microcosmic level. It's said that someone or something is trying to "hyper collide these singularity's into an explosion" but I'm just going to ignore that, and instead remain as feasible as possible while remaining within the bounds of the theory. With that in mind, I'll formulate the theory as follows:
Therefore, the conclusion from all of this is that modern esotericism is being pushed by glowies in order to amass a certain amount of people into becoming singularities, which leave behind some sort of spiritual reside which can be utilized in some way as a part of some powerful weapon -- turning human souls into "nukes".
Often, theories of nature akin to the one I'm about to mention are sourced from dreams or heavy drug usage, but the one I'm about to recount is one without even that amount of basis. For, at least those sources can maybe have some sort of credibility depending on how superstitious you are. Meanwhile, what I post here is drawn from something I heard once a couple of years ago, during the hazy few hours in the passenger seat of a car. This is "Human Nuke Theory". I'll be trying to piece it together from my half-remaining memory, filled in by some assumptions on my part that I'm adding in while I write this. The main contingent of what I remember about the theory was the criticism of New Age cults as polluting religion. The additional references to imageboards and /x/ are entirely from my own intuition.
So then, what is "Human Nuke Theory"? The only online mentions I can find link back to this Iceberg chart. Now, I would usually consider these types of charts to be fairly >reddit, though this one is more admirable than usual. It has a few deep cuts too, including a few references to websites such as 973 eht namuh 973 and the Hyperstition archives. It even links back to Agora Road!
It was while I was going over this chart that I noticed an entry on one of the bottom layers titled "CCA-XX1 human nuke theory", and reading this dredged up a few repressed corners of my memory. "I know what that is," I felt to myself.
This website is linked. This short article, along with a now-deleted Youtube video, is the extent of the Human Nuke Theory that is available online. Not much, is it? With that in mind, I find it appropriate to place myself among the other schizo theorists and try and restore this theory to the best of my ability.
How "intelligent" is this man, really?
The fundamentals of this theory are the following:
-Western adaption of eastern religions
Consider that, at least since the end of World War II, adoption of eastern religions have been a staple among alternate and spiritualist culture. Of course, people such as Schopenhauer praised them far before that, though as far as I'm aware they never became mainstream like they did around the timeframe of 1960-1970, notably around the same period as MKUltra. Even now, consider Gaia, which one of the leading outlets on esoteric beliefs, especially among older generations. New Age groups are, for some reason, inclined to incorporate eastern influences in all of their beliefs. Then there's Gnosticism, as well, which, while not as eastern in origin, is for the purposes of this theory related and has become quite popular among younger generations recently, thanks in no small part due to /x/ shitposting.
-Controlled opposition
Now, let's consider again that these two demographics, the facebook boomer high on half-adapted eastern beliefs, and the based greenpilled zoomer LARPer are among the main anti-government communities. Of course, since, as I'm sure you're aware, both Facebook and 4chan are infested with federal agents, then there's absolutely no way that, in case something of any spiritual significance were to be posted there, then it would be allowed to gain any traction. So, then, what does that say about these two belief systems that are very likely spread by feds themselves? Of course, there's plenty of inferences to be made here, including far more plausible explanations. I have some of my own, which would also happen to contradict this theory entirely. But let's ignore that for now.
The main point to draw from these two is that some agency, to some extent, is actively spreading the idea of transcending the body which is common to these religions. The other assumption is that, since these beliefs have a history far greater than the west's adaptation of them, and would presumably out of the control of whatever force is behind this spread. Our takeaway, then, is that this "transcending" is in some way possible, and that it is being intentionally spread among the west.
For what purpose?
Human nukes.
What's a human nuke? To be honest, my memory is failing me here, and I don't recall ever hearing an elaboration for what a "human nuke" was. That website that was linked —aside from also mentioning "immortality pills", which I'm not sure how to fit into this theory at all— gives a few hints, at least. The keyword here is "singularity" which is the state that occurs when someone accomplishes this "transcendence", and becomes nothing on a microcosmic level. It's said that someone or something is trying to "hyper collide these singularity's into an explosion" but I'm just going to ignore that, and instead remain as feasible as possible while remaining within the bounds of the theory. With that in mind, I'll formulate the theory as follows:
- All of the various religions which factor in the elimination of the body as a process that can be achieved, are referring to something known as a "singularity", which is a state that a human can achieve which causes them to become physically nothing on a subatomic scale.
- There exists an immaterial spirit or energy which remains to some extent as residue of this process.
- No record has been left of someone ever achieving this singularity, at least in the western world.
- These beliefs are being pushed by some entity of some sort, and their adoption is to some degree influenced by federal agents.
- Since it is possible to achieve a singularity, and yet no public record of them seems to exist, while also being fostered and monitored by the government in some way, then it can be concluded that they are in some way actively trying to have humans achieve this state while also covering up any evidence of it.
Therefore, the conclusion from all of this is that modern esotericism is being pushed by glowies in order to amass a certain amount of people into becoming singularities, which leave behind some sort of spiritual reside which can be utilized in some way as a part of some powerful weapon -- turning human souls into "nukes".
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