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In search of a girlfriend.

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Gimme another one.
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Start playing genshin impact
That's what got me my gf
Ez
I've seen peole becoming radical feminists just to lose virginity, don't worry pal, this is mild in comparasion, make her play monster hunter instead tho, that's better.
 
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I am in search of a girlfriend that is 18-32 years old. I am a very lonely guy and would love to speak with you 24/7. I would love to maintain an exclusive relationship with you. If you live in the US that's a huge plus.
May I interest you in a very special product, my lonely friend? It's called Irokebijin Akane 90cm Blonde model and I dare say It is the solution to all of your problems. Not only is it fully modeled, but it will also listen to all your schizophrenic ramblings about the CIA without even a single complaint. She will not cheat, and if you use one of the many services that voice actresses provide online to get a bunch of voice lines, you can even introduce her to your parents.
Now, don't scoff at the price. Consider it an investment in your sanity.

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May I interest you in a very special product, my lonely friend? It's called Irokebijin Akane 90cm Blonde model and I dare say It is the solution to all of your problems. Not only is it fully modeled, but it will also listen to all your schizophrenic ramblings about the CIA without even a single complaint. She will not cheat, and if you use one of the many services that voice actresses provide online to get a bunch of voice lines, you can even introduce her to your parents.
Now, don't scoff at the price. Consider it an investment in your sanity.

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Hmmm what is your plan exactly...shinobu????
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Lukeas1111

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May I interest you in a very special product, my lonely friend? It's called Irokebijin Akane 90cm Blonde model and I dare say It is the solution to all of your problems. Not only is it fully modeled, but it will also listen to all your schizophrenic ramblings about the CIA without even a single complaint. She will not cheat, and if you use one of the many services that voice actresses provide online to get a bunch of voice lines, you can even introduce her to your parents.
Now, don't scoff at the price. Consider it an investment in your sanity.

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come on dude my mom checks my browsing history! >: (
 
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Hello, I am in search of a girlfriend that is 18-32 years old. I am a very lonely guy and would love to speak with you 24/7. I would love to maintain an exclusive relationship with you. If you live in the US that's a huge plus. Thank you.View attachment 30868
i'm gonna bash in your tiny little head with your tiny skull, i'm gonna kill you
 

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I know this is a bit and all but I met my partner a decade ago responding to someone going "tfw no waifu" in a /vg/ thread I frequented, so life is weird and literally anything is possible, shoot your shot.
That's inspiring but I have a feeling that you're better looking than you think. And you probably have a monstrous 9" cock. Me? I'm 5'4"(~160cm) and I have a 4" penis(10cm). There's no winning for me.
 
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