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Titus

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What cancelled sitcom best describes your life?
I'm not quirked up like that, sorry.
What does Vaporwave mean to you?
Oversaturated and pretty vapid.
What subgenres are you most into?
I'm actually not that big of a music person. Not subgenre, but recently I've been listening to a bit of J-pop.
How did you find out about this place?
I was reading an article about Mister Metokur that mentioned that he has a hand in the forum's moderation.
What do you do for fun?
Drawing, reading, programming, and ofc some vidya.

Hope you liked my into. I was actually looking for a forum that is actually cool to use and isn't full of deranged schizo retards like most image boards. Looks like my prayers have been answered.:)
 

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hiya, it's good to be here.
What cancelled sitcom best describes your life?
couldn't tell ya.
What does Vaporwave mean to you?
2011 was cool.
What subgenres are you most into?
signalwave, future funk.
How did you find out about this place?
can't remember. it's pretty neat tho.
What do you do for fun?
music, either creating, listening or curating. i also like to tinker with foss.
this place seems really chill. gotta say i love the themes, too.
 
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Outer Heaven

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Lol. Everyone knows Elon Musk bought this site for 46 Million in 2015
 
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Introduce yourself: here are some prompts:

What cancelled sitcom best describes your life?

What does Vaporwave mean to you?

What subgenres are you most into?

How did you find out about this place?

What do you do for fun?
Hello!
Columbo would best describe my life
Vaporwave is a music genre and aesthetic that to me invokes unfamiliar nostalgia, dreamy and ethereal sometimes.
But subgenres of music I'm really into are DnB (atmospheric, jungle, all really), indie rock, math rock, & Hip-Hop
I found this place twice: once through the Disillusion game Discord & from a Youtube video about internet conspiracies.
For fun, I like to paint, make and listen to music, play video games, and write, a lot of writing.
 

aYEOEt41yr

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Hello there

I find myself here in the wake of recently leaving nearly every social media site I've ever been on. Trying to rewire my brain for a slower paced net experience.

Now that I'm social media dead I don't really have any residual online friends anymore so I'm excited for the opportunity to get to know others here
 
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Titus

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Hello there

I find myself here in the wake of recently leaving nearly every social media site I've ever been on. Trying to rewire my brain for a slower paced net experience.

Now that I'm social media dead I don't really have any residual online friends anymore so I'm excited for the opportunity to get to know others here
Same. Idk if this is an actual phenomenon, but social media nowadays just sucks. Like, really sucks. It is just really repetitive. It feels like nobody has anything insightful or funny to say anymore.
 

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Same. Idk if this is an actual phenomenon, but social media nowadays just sucks. Like, really sucks. It is just really repetitive. It feels like nobody has anything insightful or funny to say anymore.
it's because the dead internet theory is probably true. mainstream social media is curated, and manipulated by bots responding to bots, which manufactures consensus and causes real humans to mimic bots.

mainstream social media like linkedin and facebook are completely overrun by normies, and well funded soros / WEF backed activists who again use it as a platform to manufacture consent.
 

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hi hi hi hello
im nagisa neeteh and i do a great deal of things i might be god and I like yalking and talking, im a musicician and I like listening to nobukazu takemura. R-21368815-1639644572-3488.jpg
i like music that sounds good and music that sounds really good . i watch movies and eat canisters of film ahhhhh this walking bass feels so good.
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i want to be a book writer but lately my minds been in shambles and i dont know whats happening im so amazing i love it all i love you and you and thank you for reading these three short "paragraphs" that describe me.@101clover.jpeg
 

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hi hi hi hello
im nagisa neeteh and i do a great deal of things i might be god and I like yalking and talking, im a musicician and I like listening to nobukazu takemura. View attachment 62626
i like music that sounds good and music that sounds really good . i watch movies and eat canisters of film ahhhhh this walking bass feels so good.View attachment 62625
i want to be a book writer but lately my minds been in shambles and i dont know whats happening im so amazing i love it all i love you and you and thank you for reading these three short "paragraphs" that describe me.View attachment 62630
You kind of scare me...
 

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Introduce yourself: hey guys, looks like a super comfy late 90s early 00s style board from back when the internet was actually fun, so i joined. here are some prompts:

What cancelled sitcom best describes your life?
Idk that 70s show maybe.
just hang with the same group people and laugh at each other

What does Vaporwave mean to you?
Comfy listening

What subgenres are you most into?
Goth, synthwave, that sort of thing

How did you find out about this place?
4chan post

What do you do for fun?
Skateboarding, paintball, gunpla, video games.
 
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Hey everyone!
I've been lurking around here for a couple days and finally got the courage to march up to the registration desk and join.

I don't listen to a whole lot of vaporwave, but I've heard a few albums from Windows96 and I really enjoyed it. Looking forward to seeing what everyone else is listening to.

Possibly ironically, I found this site on reddit. I didn't know really anything about it, though the design of the site instantly sold me. :)
 

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