It's alive! ...and angry!

[Nebulous]

If your last purchase suddenly came alive and attacked you, what would you be fighting?

I'd be fighting couple pairs of shorts and a belt. Bring it on!

*grabs scissors to cut the belt off when it tries to strangle me*

 

[IAmAMoth]

Rubber gloves, I'm fighting a pack of batteries and a power adapter

 

[porter]

A box of blank cassette tapes. Although that raises the question of if the actual tape would be the equivalent of the brains or an entirely different organ

 

[CognacDefender]

Sorry, my reading comprehension is shit. I'd get attacked by a pot noodle.

 

[SomaSpice]

Spicy korean noodles. I am in fact fighting them right now at 4am

 

[Miku Simpson]

A $10 honey chicken and Fried rice that I got from the food court which gave me diarrhea when I got home, this may be a losing battle...

 

[Lord Adolf Kalki-Wotanson]

it's a redbull, luckily i sapped its energy and will rayp

 

[Craige]

i could beat the shit out of a sweet potato

 

[ETierhuman]

I can fucking demolish a bag of Cheetos. its in the trash though so how will it find me?

 

[bnuungus]

I'd be fighting a double 12 domino set and a monopoly deal deck. jury's still out on this one