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Hey glowie, instead of trolling anti-establishment vaporwave forums can you please dedicate your efforts to unfucking the healthcare system? Thanks.
I'm not associated with the CIA but if you're talking some commie shit then go to Canada
 
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>Posts in the introduction thread. Disappears for a year.
>Pandemic ensues
>Government and tech platforms become obsessed with censoring and discrediting 'misinformation'
>'underground' anti-establishment vaporwave forum is featured in multiple articles in The Atlantic and various Substack writers
>'Hey guys can I post my furry art here? I've been here for a year. You can trust me!'
 
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>Posts in the introduction thread. Disappears for a year.
>Pandemic ensues
>Government and tech platforms becomes obsessed with censoring and discrediting 'misinformation'
>'underground' anti-establishment vaporwave forum is featured in multiple articles in The Atlantic and various Substack writers
>'Hey guys can I post my furry art here? I've been here for a year. You can trust me!'
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>Posts in the introduction thread. Disappears for a year.
>Pandemic ensues
>Government and tech platforms becomes obsessed with censoring and discrediting 'misinformation'
>'underground' anti-establishment vaporwave forum is featured in multiple articles in The Atlantic and various Substack writers
>'Hey guys can I post my furry art here? I've been here for a year. You can trust me!'
>Hear about Agora Road in passing back before the Heterosexuality Purge of 2020 occurred on >redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk (I miss r/smuggies), assume it's some kind of place for selling stuff until reading an article about the Dead Internet theory and realizing I was confusing it with Silk Road
>posts in the introduction thread. Disappears for a year because I made this account while I was on vacation and didn't have time to post, and then I forgot about it.
>Pandemic ensues
>Gay shit about 'misinformation', etc
>>redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk becomes gayer and gayer over time
>Last subreddit that has right-wingers on it (r/theupsetterandfriends) is basically dead except for "POSTING THANOS CAR EVERY DAY UNTIL I GET BANNED #1208"
>Other niche forum website I'm on was shut down because the owner, Johnny McIvor, realized the Discord server was more popular and just gave up on having a forum
>Get sick of only social media I'm active on being Discord
>Be looking through my gmail and come across the email from when I made this account
>Perform very standard introduction, with my usual pokings of the loose tooth, i.e. is this one of the gay sites where I can't have disdain for homosexuals or is it one of the based sites where the only thing I have to worry about is people equating anthropomorphic animals to animal animals
This is for waifus. That is an animal.
and thus calling me a zoophile
>Get mixed responses, realize that this place isn't going to ban me for being "homophobic", don't look a gift horse in the mouth
>get flamed for being a furry by a guy with a scaly pfp
 
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>Hear about Agora Road in passing back before the Heterosexuality Purge of 2020 occurred on >redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk (I miss r/smuggies), assume it's some kind of place for selling stuff until reading an article about the Dead Internet theory and realizing I was confusing it with Silk Road
>posts in the introduction thread. Disappears for a year because I made this account while I was on vacation and didn't have time to post, and then I forgot about it.
>Pandemic ensues
>Gay shit about 'misinformation', etc
>>redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk becomes gayer and gayer over time
>Last subreddit that has right-wingers on it (r/theupsetterandfriends) is basically dead except for "POSTING THANOS CAR EVERY DAY UNTIL I GET BANNED #1208"
>Other niche forum website I'm on was shut down because the owner, Johnny McIvor, realized the Discord server was more popular and just gave up on having a forum
>Get sick of only social media I'm active on being Discord
>Be looking through my gmail and come across the email from when I made this account
>Perform very standard introduction, with my usual pokings of the loose tooth, i.e. is this one of the gay sites where I can't have disdain for homosexuals or is it one of the based sites where the only thing I have to worry about is people equating anthropomorphic animals to animal animals

and thus calling me a zoophile
>Get mixed responses, realize that this place isn't going to ban me for being "homophobic", don't look a gift horse in the mouth
>get flamed for being a furry by a guy with a scaly pfp
>redditor
>furry
You being a fed is the best case scenario.
 
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>redditor
>furry
You being a fed is the best case scenario.
The last time I actually sincerely enjoyed >redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk was probably in 2019

I only stayed there because it has this weird way of insinuating that it's the 'main space' of the Internet

I got a warning on my account for saying 'jus admit you stupid bruh' to mock someone who said 'jus admit you racist bruh' because I didn't support their retarded political group

I get called an incel or otherwise flamed every time I imply that posting about your Pornhub addiction isn't a personality trait

Mostly I hang out in this one shitpost sub where people intentionally act like slathering retards and repeat the same meme that's from a Youtube channel notorious for solely being an algorithm-abusing garbage factory because ironic mental imbecility so funny you guise

Every furry community I've gotten involved in has either banned me or been dead. The ones that aren't so dead that small talk is the highlight of one of the most active days are so pozzed that they demand you refer to "female" characters with a dick and no vagina as "girls" and imply you're literally Richard Spencer decked out in Xurious drip if you disagree

In light of this, why are you acting strange about me wanting to come somewhere that isn't uncurably queer?
 
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The last time I actually sincerely enjoyed >redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk was probably in 2019
I only stayed there because it has this weird way of insinuating that it's the 'main space' of the Internet
I got a warning on my account for saying 'jus admit you stupid bruh' to mock someone who said 'jus admit you racist bruh' because I didn't support their retarded political group

I get called an incel or otherwise flamed every time I imply that posting about your Pornhub addiction isn't a personality trait

Mostly I hang out in this one shitpost sub where people intentionally act like slathering retards and repeat the same meme that's from a Youtube channel notorious for solely being an algorithm-abusing garbage factory because ironic mental imbecility so funny you guise

Every furry community I've gotten involved in has either banned me or been dead. The ones that aren't so dead that small talk is the highlight of one of the most active days are so pozzed that they demand you refer to "female" characters with a dick and no vagina as "girls" and imply you're literally Richard Spencer decked out in Xurious drip if you disagree

In light of this, why are you acting strange about me wanting to come somewhere that isn't uncurably queer?
Because there is a great thing known as "gatekeeping", which keeps undesirable people who do not fit into the community out of said community.
You seem like either a fed, a bot or a degenerate (so far the only personality you have shown is that you are a furry redditor with spicy political takes (which group of people do you dislike, again??? I don't think you've brought it up enough, please repeat it more just so we can all remember who exactly)).
Also because I hate furries, and you have intruded in an otherwise comfy anime thread.
Anyway, I have derailed this thread enough, back to waifus.
 
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Because there is a great thing known as "gatekeeping", which keeps undesirable people who do not fit into the community out of said community.
You seem like either a fed, a bot or a degenerate (so far the only personality you have shown is that you are a furry redditor with spicy political takes (which group of people do you dislike, again??? I don't think you've brought it up enough, please repeat it more just so we can all remember who exactly)).
Also because I hate furries, and you have intruded in an otherwise comfy anime thread.
Anyway, I have derailed this thread enough, back to waifus.
Hey, don't take credit for what I did

Also anthropomorphic animals aren't animals
 
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Hey, don't take credit for what I did

Also anthropomorphic animals aren't animals
I'll leave your arsehole red raw and your belly full of cum.
 
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This fuckin thread man, off the rails twice already. Anyhow, beyond Manpaint's 'Dollar Store Spock' bit and Indigo 'Frag the Fag but Pound the Hound' Wizard (>>>I don't glow!), I'd say there's a few good waifus. From Iron-Blooded Orphans, Atra is an absolute bro; I don't think a man could wish for more than a woman who will start your love triangle for you, and give you the cake and make a new one too - Atra is 10/10. Echidna from Re:Zero is a good mix of fun dark triad traits and an odd sincerity that I can appreciate - everyone loves Rem, of course, as do I, but Rem is like the starter waifu in a setting made by an author who spends at least 36 hrs daily trying to conjure up new waifus to populate it.
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This fuckin thread man, off the rails twice already. Anyhow, beyond Manpaint's 'Dollar Store Spock' bit and Indigo 'Frag the Fag but Pound the Hound' Wizard (>>>I don't glow!), I'd say there's a few good waifus. From Iron-Blooded Orphans, Atra is an absolute bro; I don't think a man could wish for more than a woman who will start your love triangle for you, and give you the cake and make a new one too - Atra is 10/10. Echidna from Re:Zero is a good mix of fun dark triad traits and an odd sincerity that I can appreciate - everyone loves Rem, of course, as do I, but Rem is like the starter waifu in a setting made by an author who spends at least 36 hrs daily trying to conjure up new waifus to populate it.
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No way, Rem
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is top tier!

Also I use 'gay' as an insult or general term to describe people I don't like as much as I actually use it to describe gay people. It's just an easy catch-all to refer to Redditor stuff. And don't call me a zoophile.
 
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No way, Rem
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is top tier!

Also I use 'gay' as an insult or general term to describe people I don't like as much as I actually use it to describe gay people. It's just an easy catch-all to refer to Redditor stuff. And don't call me a zoophile.
This will probably be my only response to you because you're clearly either a fed or an attention whore. Your shtick is boring and unoriginal. "Don't call me a zoophile guys" and "I'm based I hate le gays" is so cliche the next thing youll do is heil hitler. Idk a single reason degenerates like you would act like this other than getting off to the negative replies or baiting some faggot into your DMs in a sting opperation. Go back to the furry subreddits where you belong.
 
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This will probably be my only response to you because you're clearly either a fed or an attention whore. Your shtick is boring and unoriginal. "Don't call me a zoophile guys" and "I'm based I hate le gays" is so cliche the next thing youll do is heil hitler. Idk a single reason degenerates like you would act like this other than getting off to the negative replies or baiting some faggot into your DMs in a sting opperation. Go back to the furry subreddits where you belong.
Are you off your meds again, bro?
 
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A compromise: I will accept being called an 'anthrozoophile'.
This will probably be my only response to you because you're clearly either a fed or an attention whore. Your shtick is boring and unoriginal. "Don't call me a zoophile guys" and "I'm based I hate le gays" is so cliche the next thing youll do is heil hitler. Idk a single reason degenerates like you would act like this other than getting off to the negative replies or baiting some faggot into your DMs in a sting opperation. Go back to the furry subreddits where you belong.
Like I said, they all banned me, and I'm only getting so jiggy about "I hate le gays" because I'm drunk on the freedom >redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk denied me

Also you're really dragging out this thread's derailment
 
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