ITT: we post like internet normies

[mydadiscar]

https://culturapolitica2018.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/kill-all-normies_-online-culture-wars-from-4chan-and-tumblr-to-trump-and-th.pdf

I saw this in the book shop I frequent. Almost bought it just for shits and giggles.

 

[LostintheCycle]

I saw this in the book shop I frequent. Almost bought it just for shits and giggles.

"... she's the only one willing to descend into the grimiest of Internet grottos and give us the benefit of her incisive and cool-headed analysis"
ooooh scary internet oooo

 

[Punp]

"... she's the only one willing to descend into the grimiest of Internet grottos and give us the benefit of her incisive and cool-headed analysis"
ooooh scary internet oooo

I've never been on 4chan but I heard it's awful and you should never go because you will fall into the alt-right.

 

[PizzaW0lf]

I've never been on 4chan but I heard it's awful and you should never go because you will fall into the alt-right.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK

 

[bnuungus]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK

no joke that's actually a good song

 

[Thereal]

Nobody:

This thread:

 

[Punp]

I like [brand] and I think they are my friend. If you don't like [brand] you are bad and obviously hate trans people. Similarly if you like [brand] you are killing trans people.

 

[PizzaW0lf]

I like [brand] and I think they are my friend. If you don't like [brand] you are bad and obviously hate trans people. Similarly if you like [brand] you are killing trans people.

I'm glad that I love chic-fil-a and hobby lobby

 

[ｃｙｂｅｒ ｌｏｖｅ ９７]

Only in Ohio

 

[LeVil_78]

NOBODY:

LITERALLY NOBODY:

NOT A SINGLE SOUL:

NOT A SINGLE SOLITARY SOUL IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD, SENTIENT OR NOT:

NOT EVEN BUGS:

NOT EVEN ANIMALS:

NOT EVEN PLANTS:

NOT EVEN MICROORGANISMS:

NOT EVEN TRUMP:

NOT EVEN OBAMA:

NOT EVEN GEORGE W. BUSH:

NOT EVEN BILL CLINTON:

NOT EVEN JIMMY CARTER:

NOT EVEN KANYE WEST:

NOT EVEN DRAKE:

NOT EVEN 6IX9INE:

NOT EVEN EMINEM:

NOT EVEN OPRAH:

NOT EVEN KIM KARDASHIAN:

NOT EVEN PEWDIEPIE:

NOT EVEN MARKIPLIER:

NOT EVEN JACKSEPTICEYE:

NOT EVEN PAPA JOHN:

NOT EVEN PHIL SWIFT:

NOT EVEN ELON MUSK:

NOT EVEN SHIGERU MIYAMOTO:

NOT EVEN MASAHIRO SAKURAI:

NOT EVEN REGGIE FILS-AIMÉ:

NOT EVEN DOUG BOWSER:

NOT EVEN BILL TRINEN:

NOT EVEN PHIL SPENCER:

NOT EVEN JOHN ROMERO:

NOT EVEN JOHN CARMACK:

NOT EVEN TOM HALL:

NOT EVEN SANDY PETERSON:

NOT EVEN AMERICAN MCGEE:

NOT EVEN JEFF FROM THE OVERWATCH TEAM:

NOT EVEN GABE NEWELL:

NOT EVEN EDMUND MCMILLEN:

NOT EVEN TOBY FOX:

NOT EVEN TODD HOWARD:

NOT EVEN >reddit:

NOT EVEN FACEBOOK:

NOT EVEN INSTAGRAM:

NOT EVEN TWITTER:

NOT EVEN SNAPCHAT:

NOT EVEN DISCORD:

NOT EVEN YOUTUBE:

NOT EVEN TWITCH:

NOT EVEN MIXER:

NOT EVEN BIG CHUNGUS:

NOT EVEN KEANU REEVES:

NOT EVEN THANOS:

NOT EVEN THE NUMBER 69:

NOT EVEN SHAGGY:

NOT EVEN SCOOBY DOO:

NOT EVEN VELMA:

NOT EVEN DAPHNE:

NOT EVEN FRED:

NOT EVEN LEONARDO:

NOT EVEN DONATELLO:

NOT EVEN RAPHAEL:

NOT EVEN MICHELANGELO:

NOT EVEN DOC:

NOT EVEN HAPPY:

NOT EVEN SLEEPY:

NOT EVEN DOPEY:

NOT EVEN SNEEZY:

NOT EVEN BASHFUL:

NOT EVEN GRUMPY:

NOT EVEN SPONGEBOB:

NOT EVEN PATRICK:

NOT EVEN SQUIDWARD:

NOT EVEN SANDY:

NOT EVEN MR. KRABS:

NOT EVEN PLANKTON:

NOT EVEN MARIO:

NOT EVEN LUIGI:

NOT EVEN PRINCESS PEACH:

NOT EVEN PRINCESS DAISY:

NOT EVEN PRINCESS ROSALINA:

NOT EVEN TOAD:

NOT EVEN BOWSER:

NOT EVEN WARIO:

NOT EVEN WALUIGI:

NOT EVEN BOWSER JR.:

NOT EVEN LARRY:

NOT EVEN ROY:

NOT EVEN LEMMY:

NOT EVEN IGGY:

NOT EVEN MORTON:

NOT EVEN WENDY:

NOT EVEN LUDWIG:

NOT EVEN FOX MCCLOUD:

NOT EVEN FALCO LOMBARDI:

NOT EVEN SLIPPY TOAD:

NOT EVEN PEPPY HARE:

NOT EVEN WOLF O'DONNELL:

NOT EVEN PANTHER CAROSO:

NOT EVEN LEON POWALSKI:

NOT EVEN PIGMA DENGAR:

NOT EVEN ANDREW OIKONNY:

NOT EVEN KIRBY:

NOT EVEN META KNIGHT:

NOT EVEN KIBG DEDEDE:

NOT EVEN BANDANNA DEE:

NOT EVEN NEW YORK FROM 7AM TO 10AM:

NOT EVEN DETROIT:

NOT EVEN CHICAGO:

NOT EVEN WASHINGTON, DC:

NOT EVEN THE ENTIRETY OF NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA:

NOT EVEN EUROPE:

NOT EVEN ASIA:

NOT EVEN EURASIA:

NOT EVEN AFRICA:

NOT EVEN AUSTRALIA:

NOT EVEN ANTARCTICA:

NOT EVEN THE WIND:

NOT EVEN ROCKS:

NOT EVEN THE SEVEN SEAS:

NOT EVEN OUTER SPACE:

NOT EVEN THE ENTIRE MILKY WAY:

NOT EVEN OTHER GALAXIES:

NOT EVEN SATAN:

NOT EVEN ALLAH:

NOT EVEN BUDDAH:

NOT EVEN WHOEVER THEY WORSHIP IN HINDUISM, PROBABLY LIKE A COW OR SOMETHING:

NOT EVEN JESUS CHRIST:

NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF:

THIS THREAD:



edit: wow thanks for all the coffees kind strangers

 

[Punp]

Hey, I just heard about trans issues and I think I might be trans? I'm sad and I find it difficult to make friends. Can anyone tell me about some sort of extremist polical movement I could get involved in so I can redirect my anger about my parents and girls not wanting to fuck me? Also give me unrealistic goals for becoming a female wholly based on pornography - where do you learn to change your voice into a valley girl femme? How do I make it that scratchy kind of vocal fry? haha I'm such an egg, virgo and trans person now.

 

[bnuungus]

 

[Punp]

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Uhmm are you one of those internet weirdos who go on 4chan? (not that I've ever been) Are you a nazi!?? Nazis are NOT welcome here.

 

[bnuungus]

Uhmm are you one of those internet weirdos who go on 4chan? (not that I've ever been) Are you a nazi!?? Nazis are NOT welcome here.

I thought the internet was just twitter and insta. what's 4chan?

 

[bitterblue]

I thought the internet was just twitter and insta. what's 4chan?

Uhm sweaty have you never heard of tiktok

 

[bnuungus]

Uhm sweaty have you never heard of tiktok

listen, honey, I'm a big influencer over there. Tiktok is not the internet, it's a way of life. look me up next time you're there bc you obviously don't know who I am (the biggest tiktoker of all time)

 

[PizzaW0lf]

Nazis are NOT welcome here.

NO HATE. NO FEAR. IMMIGRANTS ARE WELCOME HERE!​

 

[PizzaW0lf]

"WOAH ZELENSKY IS LIKE A HERO FROM THE MARVEL MOVIES!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! GOOO UKRAINE!!"

 

[wearyinternettraveler]

I just heard a heckin kiddorino in my kiddo's class committed unalive by self-immolation. I was planning on driving my kiddo to the funeral but I heard from the concerned moms groupchat that the funeral is going to be at a church (yikes!) so I am keeping my kiddo home but he's crying about his friend unaliving. What should I do >reddit? What if he goes and gets assaulted by the christofascists? AITA?

 

[mauisun_user237]

This. So much this.

Unironically this.

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