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Who would win in a Paranormal and fight?


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Who would win in a paranormal fight!? The fight of the ages, let's bring your champions and see who has the best chances to win, let the games begins.
 
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JihyoParkXX

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Let's break it down:

Ghosts: are already dead so can't be killed. Ability to interact with foes could be limited depending on the ghost. Weakest ones will just pass through the enemies, strongest one can possess and force the enemy to commit suicide.

Aliens: possibly the most technologically advanced with UFO lasers and ray guns and shit. Can one shot enemies via vaporization. Weak ones will be like from Signs where they're weak to water, can be easily killed with a Super Soaker.

Demons: strongest in terms of physical strength. If we take the demons from Doom, there's the weak ones like the zombie demons and there's the big ones like Baron of Hell that can body anything. If it's the demons from Demon Slayer they'll be invincible at night but will lose instantly when it's daytime.

Mythological Creatures: there're mostly just some animals with fantastical elements. The gigantic Lovecraftian monsters could be hard to kill because they're just so fucking big and can tank the attacks. Really depends when they range from fairies to gods.

Dolphins: they don't have weapons or many ways to attack so the chances of them winning are slim; but if you get a bunch of them together the dolphins might be able to gang rape their enemies to death.
 
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Demons -- if we're talking about real biblical demons, not some meme shit -- hands down. Aliens are losers who spend their time visiting this intergalactic truck stop called earth, ghosts are just losers who can't let go of their problems, and dolphins are gay.
 
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Mushrooms, naturally. They will reach their true psychic potential and vaporise them all, except for the dolphins. They will merge with the dolphins and gain their power.
 
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Yeah I'd fucking win. Get me in a cage match with Azazel. Hell ain't shit.
 
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