I can't forget to share the original thread which is a rollercoaster in itself:
A few years later someone actually took it upon themselves to recreate Mr. Bones' Wild Ride in Planet Coaster as in the August of 2017 /u/drumbtr shared his recreation with the world:
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/PlanetCoaster/comments/5fcva0/15_hours_later_and_mr_bones_wild_ride_is_done/
Some photos of the ride
So whenever you're having a bad day thank God that you weren't born a Rollercoaster Tycoon NPC as your situation could be much worse...