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FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.every once in a while I think about the golden age of newgrounds like fifteen years ago. That was my first true internet experience where I was exposed to edgy humor and people creating animations and games about niche subject matter. Another old gag/meme I always think back upon fondly is when people on /b/ years ago found this postcard stand in a giftshop in time square that had an unsecured webcam. So people would watch the webcam and then 4channers would knock down the stand for laughs. Haven/t gone on /b/ in forever but like many of you, I did used to have a lot of fun dicking around on it in my youth
I remember that and Cryptogasm where you could watch any unsecured security camera. I know it's a little voyeuristic but I loved watching people just going about their day in the streets, totally unaware that there's someone in another country watching them while eating cereal in his boxer shorts.every once in a while I think about the golden age of newgrounds like fifteen years ago. That was my first true internet experience where I was exposed to edgy humor and people creating animations and games about niche subject matter. Another old gag/meme I always think back upon fondly is when people on /b/ years ago found this postcard stand in a giftshop in time square that had an unsecured webcam. So people would watch the webcam and then 4channers would knock down the stand for laughs. Haven/t gone on /b/ in forever but like many of you, I did used to have a lot of fun dicking around on it in my youth